Okay, so.. this is a bit of a strange post to make in the middle of a months-long hiatus, but I really need some advice.
To the people who follow me who can grow a beard: how the hell do you shave. I legitimately have no idea how to approach this beyond needing a razor so some tips or just general pointers on what I should or shouldn't consider would be very helpful.
Happy Christmas to all who've celebrated today. I'm convinced that I've set a new record for the largest amount of roast potatoes inhaled within 10 minutes.