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Master list:

This is my master list of fanfics that I enjoy reading! I will continue to add to it as I read more or maybe write my own! Most of these fanfictions are of ao3 or tumblr

Rick Sanchez x Reader:

Ricky Doll by rickssugarplum: You’ve missed Rick for so long and you have a Rick Plushie to fill the void. Rick finds out.

Rest Easy by sammys_lover: You’re frightened by a storm that’s way too huge for your liking.

Innuendos by Hoodoo: You just needed to get some grocery shopping done. Rick turned it into a thing.

Long:

F*CKING YOUNG / PERFECT by baconprincess: The Smith-Sanchez family meets the new neighbors. (11 Chapters, but unfinished)

Curiosity by PsychoLolita: You get swept into Rick and Morty’s lives thanks to a favor from Beth. It isn’t until you see Rick using his trusty portal gun that you decide to find out for yourself just what kind of scientist Rick Sanchez is. Along the way, you find yourself falling for Rick’s unorthodox ways and personality. Even though he seems disinterested in you, it all feels like a strange deja vu. On the other hand, Rick knows something that you don’t, and wants to keep it from you (and Morty) at all costs. Will things go completely awry, or will you settle with what the future holds? (15 Chapters, but unfinished)

Rick Sanchez x Reader (Smut):

…the line broke, the monkey got choked… by Hoodoo: You catch sight of an old guy with a Mohawk. He catches sight of you too, and makes a daring suggestion.

Heat Wave by Hoodoo: It’s too damn hot. You decide to surprise Rick in his garage with some sexy times. Maybe that’ll cool things off?

Honey, I’m Home by daddyzanchez: You knew the sound of a portal opening in your sleep, could recognise it in a crowd and it made you giddy. Rick being home after a long adventure with Morty meant that he was short on a dose of you, making him a little rougher than usual, and you loved it.

Interrupted Plans by daddyzanchez: Rick portals home briefly (despite having plans) to take care of you.

Slow Sex or Mushy Pancakes by daddyzanchez: Rick gets pissy about having to choose between sex or mushy pancakes, so he chooses the next best: A quickie and non-mushy pancakes.

Did You Read It In Cosmopolitan? by daddyzanchez: Rick is away on adventures a lot, making your sex-life consist of a little too many quickies. You want slow for once - you’ll never believe what happens next!

More Than Just A Dance by daddyzanchez: Your apartment is in for a Spring cleaning, so when you are mopping the floor whilst shaking your ass to a groovy beat, Rick sees you and orders a dance for himself.

Steampunked by Hoodoo: Rick and reader get dolled up, but sneak away from festivities for some naughty fun.

Good Vibes by rick-frickers: Written from a request: Can you do a Rick/Reader fic incorporating a vibrator?

There’s a first time for everything by ricks-frickers: Written from a request: Please write one of your sexyass female self-inserts of Rick taking a young woman’s virginity

Provocateur by PsychoLolita: Rick wants to spoil you on an expensive lingerie shopping trip when decides he can’t take the heat anymore, and pulls you into a dressing room stall for a little fun.

Hard Candy by PsychoLolita: You and Rick Sanchez have been flirting for months. When you pay him a visit this time, he’s working on a “special candy for Summer” that he insists you don’t touch. But how can you resist trying one when he isn’t looking? You can’t- and he’s the only one who can quench your thirst after you realize the candy was actually an aphrodisiac.

Tequila Sunrise by PsychoLolita: You’re secretly into some kinky stuff, but you’re too shy about it to bring it out on your own. Rick C137 knows exactly what to do.

A Woman’s Place by rehpicllib: Rick’s kind of sexist. But still manages to fuck you up.

You Asked For It by Hoodoo: You make a request of Rick: can you have a night of hardcore fluffy sex? Can he do that? And then contrariwise, what about the opposite of hardcore fluff sex? Chapter 2. Requests from an ask, first chapter fluffy sex, second chapter hardcore sex (with detoxified Rick and Toxic Rick) (2 Chapters)

Up In The Air daddyzanchez: Your job as a flight attendant suddenly gets a little more exciting (and shameful) as a tall, strange man with spiky blue hair gets onboard… (4 Chapters, but unfinished)

Extra Credit by GoldenSnowflake: As the clanking of plates and silverware gathering food filled the air, a tall, slim figure swept into the room and took the chair opposite of mine. He stared and I blinked at him, my fork in my mouth. “Who’s this?”“We’re partners for a project,” Summer muttered as if he should’ve known better, despite the fact it didn’t seem like she warned anybody that I was coming over at all.

Sext by Hoodoo: Rick got a piercing. It’s wrecked a month’s worth of havoc on his sex life, until tonight.

Hair-pulling+ by Hoodoo: A short, filthy fic about being fucked from behind by Rick, with him holding onto my ponytail. Just some nice hair pulling and dirty talk.

Mint Chocolate Chip by Hoodoo: It’s summer and it’s too hot. Ice cream should make it better.

Erotic Advent by Hoodoo: 24 days of new sex toys for Rick/reader!

Zero G by Hoodoo: You always wanted to have sex in anti-gravity. Rick makes that happen.

Focused on masterbaiting:

Tracker by NikkiDoodle: Rick catches you during your alone time. But how does he know what you’re up to?

Desperate But So Far Away by daddyzanchez: Rick is not able to be reached right now which is a bummer. You have had your hand in your pants for an hour or more but your orgasm was just not happening.

Better Than Fantasy by NamelyCranberries: Rick catches you masturbating. Lend a Hand by deliciousdeaddove: You walk in on something interesting…

House sitter by deliciousdeaddove: You’re watching the Smith’s house while they’re out of town. Your mind drifts to one of the usual occupants and you become carried away. Then you’re caught.

Caught Rick-Handed by CrazyRaynebow: Rick walks in on Reader masturbating and well… what else is there to say?

Focused on eating out:

Originality - A New Year’s Eve Story by daddyzanchez: How does one enter the new year with Rick Sanchez? A Slip Of The Tongue by daddyzanchez: It took a moment before you realised what you had just said but when you did, your heart dropped and it felt like a train was hitting you at maximum speed. Distractions by rick-frickers: Written from a request: reader/Rick with reader as Morty’s tutor or something and the tutor and Rick have been flirting (which Morty notices) and Rick goes under the table and goes down on tutor and she’s gotta play it cool so Morty doesn’t notice and Rick’s really into it but also wants the girl to make a lot of noise so she’ll feel embarrassed. And later the reader gets her revenge and does the same to Rick when he’s in the garage or something!

Period:

Monthly by NikkiDoodle: You’re on your period and hate it. But that didn’t stop Rick. (3 Chapters)

Bloodhound by Jinkies_Lydia: This story is about period sex. If that is not your thing turn around now. Takes place after season 2 episode 7, “Big Trouble in Little Sanchez”. The Reader comes onto Rick at her bloodiest time of the month after a wild ride previously with Rick after killing his other clone bodies, drenched in his own blood.

Monthly by GoldenSnowflake: “She’ll be watching the house while we’re gone,” Beth explained pleasantly.Long limbs draped across the back of the sofa and the coffee table, Rick looked at me with the barest hint of interest. “She’s cute,” he assessed, turning back to the television. “Just make sure she stays the hell away from the garage.” A little odd or not, the Smiths paying to housesit while they’re gone is nothing less than perfect timing. Except for the fact that Mother Nature doesn’t care whose life she’s ruining. Oh, and neither does Rick.

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‼️ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS‼️

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yourlocaldrugdealerbutfancy · 2 months

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Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

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yourlocaldrugdealerbutfancy · 2 months

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Please reblog, this could really help someone

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yourlocaldrugdealerbutfancy · 2 months

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trish una scene style

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yourlocaldrugdealerbutfancy · 2 months

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Gals! ♡ vol. 1 - 10 cover art

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yourlocaldrugdealerbutfancy · 5 months

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Hiiii can i request an Erwin x reader fluff in modern au 👉👈 i love your writing!!! Keep it up!

I've been getting a lot of Erwin reqs lol you guys really are simps for him. Thank you for requesting, i hope you'd like it! ❤

- 7 Days a Week -

scenario: Erwin and his s/o enjoying their Sunday to the fullest

Sunday.

Erwin loves it for so many reasons.

He's able to wake up later than 7 AM, still in pajamas and having a bed hair.

He's not glued to electronic devices which he usually kept around him for recent updates on the company.

He doesn't need to put on his suffocating formal attires and eat take-aways his secretary buys for him at lunch or dinner.

More than anything, he finally has the time to be with you all day.

He won't let his work interrupts him on Sundays.

The morning sun floods the entire house. Sizzling sounds coming from the kitchen along with the smell of something being grilled awaken his senses.

Erwin yawned and stretched his arms above the head before walking over to where you were. He noticed you were still in your night gown, wearing an apron. You were too focused on the pan to not realize the man was already behind you.

He wrapped his big arms around your waist, causing you to flinch at his sudden presence.

"Erwin!"

"Good morning," he greeted in his soft, low voice to your ear then resting his head on your shoulder.

You let him clung onto you like a giant koala as you kept cooking the bacons. You could feel him planting kisses on top of your head, neck, cheeks and even stole some from your lips.

"You're distracting me."

"You were always distracted by me."

You only huffed. Erwin kissed you one last time before he settled down on the dining table. French toast. Scrambled eggs. Milk. Also coffee. A typical breakfast but Erwin absolutely loves them; because you made it.

He sipped on his coffee as you put the freshly fried bacons on his plate. He was smiling from ear-to-ear like a little kid who gets excited on their mother’s cooking.

“Why do you look so happy?” you looked at him with a confused expression. He only shrugged his shoulders off as he digged in his food, still smiling. Well, you know why.

Your husband is such a workaholic, can’t be helped since he’s the CEO of his own company. During weekdays, he always comes home late when the lights are all off and quietly gets on the bed, careful not to wake you up then he'd leave early for work on the next day.

You understand him completely even though sometimes you could see him feel bad for spending less time with you. It was indeed lonely at certain times, but looking at how his actions melt you like he did today, it's become bearable.

Erwin doesn't leave your side for the entire day. The two of you shower together, clean the house, watch movies while his head resting on your lap, try on new recipes resulting in flour all over his face, play board games, ride on bikes in the afternoon.

Simple activities but hold thousands of meaning, especially when he does it with you.

When the night arrived, he buried your body in his warm embrace, legs tangled. His eyes always never leave yours. He caressed your face and down to your collarbones, then he stroked your hair, curling it randomly.

He didn’t say a word, only looking at you while doing his things.

“Hey, what’s with the long face?” you break off the silence, noticing his gloomy look.

"I wish tomorrow never comes."

"You say that every week, always in this exact moment," you poked his nose. "I actually... got something to tell you."

"What is it?" he was amused.

You reached out for the drawer that comes with the nightstand just beside the bed, you opened it and grabbed something before closing it back.

You sat on the bed nervously, letting out a deep sigh. "I just found out a few days ago and i know i should have told you right away, but i guess today is also... okay?" you laughed awkwardly.

Erwin nodded. "Fine, what is it?"

You exhaled one more time and handed him the thing.

A pregnancy test strip.

Two lines appeared.

"No way..." his eyes widened, glancing at you and the thing in his hand repeteadly. He was totally surprised.

"So...?"

He pulled his shirt up over his face and he started to sob. Your heart melted at his sheer elation as the dad-to-be broke down in tears and pulled him into a hug, tapping his back.

"I promise i-i.. i will take a lot day offs," he stuttered which gave you a huge laugh.

"Once you're a father, you will have plenty of Sundays."

He nodded eagerly as you kissed his crying face. You didn't expect this side of Erwin would come out.

You do know that he's going to be a real family man and will not just love Sunday in particular, but 7 days a week because his and your little bundle of joy will be here very soon to create a lively atmosphere...

Every single day.

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yourlocaldrugdealerbutfancy · 5 months

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put your head on my lap.

↦ pairing(s): erwin smith x reader

↦ word count: 1.2k

↦ anon request:

[plus] Then thinking hes fallen asleep you traced his face features and spluttered some bullshit about how you love him or described how you just love his eyebrows earning him to chuckle so you blushed all hellish red and playfully smack him on his chest/shoulder!!! (Yeah no dick sucking this time just pure bliss of heavenly fluff) (2)

↦ author’s note(s): for my erwin simp ♡ (i added something else too bc 🤩) i hope you like it !!! (ngl i couldn’t post this bc i had no proper title for it but here we are🚶🏻‍♀️)

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Erwin sat around the table, his hands clasped together as he listened the other soldiers voicing out their grievances. He’d occasionally write them down on his notes, nodding away, taking mental notes until the next soldier complains again. It went on until everybody in their table got to say something, which ended with their Commander sighing deeply. He could feel his body shutting down, exhaustion spreading on his body but he tried to not show it. Finally, they all stood and the meeting is finished.

Erwin stayed there for a few minutes, just staring into the window, then back to the notes. He is so exhausted, sighing deeply here and there, his mind closing in and his thoughts buzzing with silence.

If he could just take a nap, that would be good, he thought.

Continuar lendo

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yourlocaldrugdealerbutfancy · 5 months

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jjba masterlist ✧˖*°࿐

jjba masterlist!!! enjoy :) requests are currently open for naruto/jjba

🌜- SFW 🍡- NSFW

Headcanons:

🌜 how they kiss you, giorno, mista, bucciarati, abbacchio, naracia 🍡 nsfw alphabet, jotaro

One Shots:

🌜 will you sleep with me?, bucciarati x reader 🍡 will you sleep with me?, bucciarati x reader 🍡 you're beautiful, bucciarati x reader 🍡 we're just friends, jotaro x reader 🍡 taking your virginity, diavolo x reader 🍡 "you're so needy", dio x reader

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yourlocaldrugdealerbutfancy · 6 months