youruncleolaf

[youruncleolaf]

hey bud sorry to tell you this but your wife got my antidepressants for me. yeah she’s a real doll. told me she hopes i feel better too. wish you didn’t have to find out this way. sorry what’s a pharmacist?

[youruncleolaf]

WHAT IS GOING ON AT CROSSROADS 8 OH MY GOD?

[youruncleolaf]

Jensen having to come up with new and creative ways to ask to be choked within an inch of his life

Jensen - ‘hey guys it’s been a while since Dean got choked out by a man, I think I - I mean Dean, I think Dean really needs it’

[youruncleolaf]

While we're at it: using language that downplays genocide is a form of genocide denial.

Joe Biden isn't doing a bad job, Joe Biden is providing material support for genocide.

Israel isn't handling the situation badly, Israel is committing genocide.

Employing euphemisms minimizes the reality of this genocide. It's disrespectful and dangerous.

If you are more uncomfortable with the word genocide than you are with the reality of genocide, then you are not prepared to be part of any serious discussion. Work on that on your own time.

[youruncleolaf]

Learning about Lopburi, the Thai town where two rival gangs of monkeys have been fighting in the streets

Police have been trying to capture the “leaders” but the monkeys know how to identify a tranquilizer gun, so they scatter as soon as they someone raise one. Cops have to hide the tranq gun until they get close.

[youruncleolaf]

a platform (any, i’m not picky) should make a feature where if you spend too long typing a post/comment/message without actually typing or changing anything, it will automatically send it after a certain time. or a randomised time

#contemplate sending that long angry text for ten minutes? #now they know how you feel #cant decide whether or not you should confess your feelings? #now the decision has been made for you! #anxious about pressing send on a perfectly normal text? #no worries! all done for you

[youruncleolaf]

australians should type things how we say them the way the scots do. it’s time australian became its own language like scots is. who wants to name it

#the english understand us equally as much so why not #language #australia #scotland #australian language #scots language

[youruncleolaf]

DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE DON’T STOP SPEAKING ABOUT PALESTINE

[youruncleolaf]

[youruncleolaf]

How zionists talk about the murder of 4, 8 and 10 years old children

[youruncleolaf]

ted having to get beard to stop flipping off the west ham crowd is actually peak husband coded idc idc idc

[youruncleolaf]

I can't be the first to make this connection

[youruncleolaf]

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

[youruncleolaf]

Relationships that have real king/lionheart energy, that whole “I have sworn myself wholly to you, I am your sword arm, I am your dog” to someone else’s “you are the one person in this world I can rely on, and I am both bolstered and burdened by your absolute faith in me” vibe, but it’s in circumstances that are like. so low stakes. Manager of a movie theater/the one usher who doesn’t smoke weed at work.

#ted and beard

[youruncleolaf]

I'm doing it gang, I've spent stupider gardening money before like when I dropped $300 on shade loving perennial bulbs only to learn they were also plants that rotted with wet feet and all immediately died in my swampy gumbo soil

I'm buying two firefly petunias. I've never grown petunias much because where I live they're a winter annual but fuck it I'll grow them as an indoor plant I certainly have the sun to do it.

They're supposed to ship to me in April, I'll report back on if they immidiately die or this is the coolest thing I own. My biochemical engineering design project was using a similar chemical pathway to modify bacteria to glow in the presence of specific toxins so I absolutely need glowing petunias in my window box

[youruncleolaf]

when i play among us in public games i’m usually a pink astronaut in a pirate hat named hamlet and i know that lots of kids and teens playing with me haven’t heard of or read hamlet yet, so i like to imagine that months or years in the future when they do read hamlet they just picture the titular character like

[youruncleolaf]

"Elderly Palestinian couple looking at their former home, now occupied by a couple from Brooklyn. 🇵🇸" [@/RamAbdu on X. April 4th, 2024.]