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zaolat · 11 hours
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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zaolat · 18 hours
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Sister Catalina of the Abyssal Path
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zaolat · 18 hours
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Homo Sapiens boy together again with his Neanderthal girl on the first warm day of Spring
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zaolat · 3 days
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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zaolat · 4 days
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Yes I die and come back. Yes you've seen it happen multiple times. But it would be NICE if you acted a LITTLE surprised every time. You don't know what it's like when you're dying in someone's arms and he asks you if you'll make it back in time to play Crash Team Racing later
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zaolat · 5 days
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This is so cute😭
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zaolat · 5 days
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enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar
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zaolat · 6 days
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daynes 💜 (pretend Dawn is pretty)
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zaolat · 6 days
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i'll love you, always, unconditionally. till the end of time, my love.
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zaolat · 6 days
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Team confusion "Remnants"
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zaolat · 6 days
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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine
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zaolat · 6 days
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zaolat · 7 days
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INPRNT | REDBUBBLE | TWITTER
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zaolat · 10 days
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Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know
please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong
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zaolat · 10 days
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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?
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zaolat · 10 days
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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:
You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to [email protected] within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.
These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )
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zaolat · 10 days
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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell
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