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OK, hear me out on this. It's been in my mind for a while. But yandere Etho and cannibal/ psychopath Joel.

Etho is so obsessed with Joel. There isn't a single part of him he doesn't love. He would stalk Joel and take pictures of him and stick them on his wall so he could look and jerk off to them every day. All his thoughts are just about Joel, mostly dirty. He can't go a day without thinking about him, hoping to be more than just a friend. He would do anything for him, even killing. Etho can't count how many people he killed for Joel. Even his own friends and Joel's friends. And he won't stop until Joel will be his and his only.

Joel, a psychopath and a cannibal who has no feelings other than anger and rage, knows what Etho has been up to and takes advantage of it. He figured it out quite early on, as Etho wasn't the best at hiding the evidence. He secretly helps Etho for his own sicking pleasure, hiding and eating the bodies of the victims. Luckily, he lives alone, so no one notices the frozen bodies in his fridge. Joel doesn't think he'll stop anytime soon. He loves the attention and the free food he's getting out of this. He just sits back and relaxes as Etho does all of the work. He just needs to entertain him from time to time. And honestly? He can't wait to see Etho's face when he eventually finds out about all of this.

They're probably just gonna fuck eachother nasty when the secret comes out. I can imagine Etho worshipping Joel's body, saying how beautiful he is, how lucky he is to have someone like Joel. While Joel, on the other hand, is literally bitting at his skin until he bleeds and passes out from blood loss as Joel continues to pound into him.

HOT. YES. THIS. EXACTLY. HHHHH ANON YOUR BRAIN.

Etho thinking he’s soooo sneaky, stealing Joel’s clothes that were conveniently left behind. Joel leaving his window open as he changes and as he jerks off, knowing Etho’s watching. And Joel’s so grateful for Etho, he should really thank him for all the meals <3 with sex <3

#This is just like Among Us

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If you're looking for Void/shitshow his new blog is @smallidarityfreak but on god's green earth don't get him banned a third time

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i accidentally called my gf etho while we were having sex

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alright, if you want an invite to his discord server lmk, I'm not sure when/if he's making a new account

OKAY fuck this shit. Void's blog just got taken down for the second time this week, legitimately pissed off now -_-

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OKAY fuck this shit. Void's blog just got taken down for the second time this week, legitimately pissed off now -_-

#my posts

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Got some fun fic suggestions

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55137430

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54631462/chapters/138434953

Lmk what you think :D

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Ohhh yeah! I know the person who wrote the first one ^_^ I love it soooo much!!!

And the second one is SO good too??? I really love the concept, the writing is amazing!! I think I won't continue reading tho cause once again, pregnancy squicks me. I totally 100% recommend it tho !!! Fucking amazing

#My fic and my husband's fic lets gooo :D #Good taste anon

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"Haha Etho is obsessed with ME!" cheers Grian.

"NO! He's obsessed with me! Look what he said to me yesterday!" cries Joel.

"Cmon guys, it's obviously me." states Gem with confidence.

"Oh God Bdubs, more!" whimpers Etho in Bdubs' bed.

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have some bubblejim b4 i go bed

#Legit very cool

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my skizz is trans and got fantasy bottom surgery + hrt via one of zed’s potions [i don’t think endermen would have boobs] and i’ve been thinking about zed coming up with a more temporary version of a similar potion to change other peoples bodies around for a short while too. tango tries out having a cock for a day or two, jimmy does too, joel tries out having tits and a cunt, impulse has a go, the possibilities are endless

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they had a lot of fun on their trip :)

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Do it :/

alright 🫡

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Hi babygirl. Imma just try and repeat the spirit my Gem and Joel ask in case it was good food.

Gem and Joel have real sibling energy to me. Gem as the seductive younger sister who tries to get in the pants of her loser older brother who just plays COD in his dark and smelly room. She doesn't bother dressing up at home whatsoever so she's just running around home in loose sweats with no bra under her thin white shirt. One time Joel was afk and Gem decided to sit down in his gamer chair. Just wearing a big t shirt and her panties with one of her legs propped up on the chair. She waits there for him. Once he's back she asks him when he's done with the game, she's bored. There is a wet spot visible on her panties.

Thank you! Also oh. Oh fuck yes. Holy shit. YES.

The idea of Joel fucking Gem, his little sister, on his stupid gaming chair, all scuffed, probably not that good sex, but it's so... Desperate. It's so desperate and gross, that's what I'd describe them as. Gem looks like a literal angel next to her brother. He's rude and mean, axe body spray user kind of guy.

And it'd take some convincing, less than Joel would admit, yes, but still. Joel thinks she's joking, kindof, a weird one, but Gem has always been a little weird anyway. Gem just spreads her legs further, and Joel isn't even subtle anymore, eyes ogling her panties and her perfectly developed tits. He hopes she's not joking, or else the bulge in his pants would be reaaaal embarrassing.

But oh, he just buries his cock deep in his sister like the freak he is. Gems so into the forbidden aspect of it and how disgusting they are, she just clings to Joel and moans "brother" over and over again, driving Joel absolutely nuts. It's better than he could have ever imagined in his sick little fantasies late at night, cock desperately fucking his own fist while watching incest porn

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What do you think about the idea of a yandere jim?

-Canary

PLEASEEEEE !!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ I always assumed Joel would be more of the yandere type but I just love the archetype in general.. So good

#Re fucking blog holy shit

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Okay so let's christen this blog with some new asks! Since you're the Smallidarity guy I have to tell you, I had this idea awhile ago that in Limited Life their sexual tension was through the roof, but they tried so hard to play it lowkey right, especially with Grian there. But whenever they get the chance they have to sneak off, and it just starts with making out but very quickly progresses because they can't get enough of each others' bodies, and they start coming up with more and more excuses. You know how that one episode they went off to get kills while Grian was waiting with the teleporter forever? Yeah, they were gone so long that Grian started playing Pokemon Go. I'm just saying. And they think they're really slick too but they absolutely are not, they're just blind with horniness and in reality everyone knows and is just trying to ignore it because they are disgustingly obsessed with each other. Also I headcanon Joel as latinx here haha got you

ANON ATEEEEEE AND NO CRUMBS WERE FUCKING LEFT !!!!!

Fuck yesss! They already had a weird thing going back in empires, so it was about time that tension finally snapped. They had their little dance, whatever, everyone was an unfortunate witness to it. But the moment they finally kiss ? When they realize the attraction is fully mutual? You can't keep them apart from each other. It's like they're attached by the hip. They can't help but keep teasing each other, kissing, touching.

Ugh. They were supposed to go get some kills, but they just.. Get distracted, you know? They start making out again, every time they're about to pull away they just keep going. Joel plays rough, pushes Jim against the tree, grabs his hair, and Jim, the freak, can't help but let out desperate needy sounds. It spurrs him on, to feel Jimmy's shaky lips whine his name. It gets his head spinning and his body hot. He can't help but pull Jimmy's pants down and fuck him right there ! Who can blame him !

and LETS FUCKING GOOOOO tough i don't think you shouldnt be throwing that word around like that BUT YESSS. YES YES YES !

Joel should slip n say things in Spanish as he's fucking Jimmy. I can vividly imagine Joel sneering, covering Jimmy's mouth and saying "Cállate" to him just cause Jim moans so fucking loudly and it startled him. Oh I love you Latino Joel. Argentinian Joel will be real in two seconds

#Okay u were supposed to get madder about me saying latinx but this is fine too #I'll let you have your fun #Btw Jimmy is Joel's pet white boy

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i hope ppl can find me again ... Ooh my sweet sweet anons ..

#Greatest loss of the century since Scabz and Nen

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Joel and Gem are easy to ship because Gem is an attractive slut and Joel is needy and full of himself, so he'll take any attention he can get

Joel + gem is something I'd never thought I'd ship

But like-

YEEEEES YESYESYES

#my thoughts #joel #gem

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Okayyyyy, which hosting sites are the best for posting nsfw art that I can link to on Tumblr?

#I have like a dozen things I'd like to post but Tumblr will yeetest them if I try #my posts