my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference
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i’m one of the lucky ones.
because you survived?
…aye, that too.
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her smile brightens and she nods as gonzo says he understands, as if it’s really not that hard to understand magic as someone who doesn’t have it. plus, he even lives on the isle! a place where there’s no magic at all, or there used to be none. she doesn’t really know if that’s changed, she just knows that everything here feels sort of dead and cold, maybe allie’s glad that she hasn’t come here before and alone. not only would she get lost or hurt, she would have to deal with the empty feeling that the dead, shriveled up plants around her bring.
“ oh, i do have a garden! it’s, like, my favorite thing in the whole world! ” a dreamy sigh left her lips. sometimes she finds that her garden is easier to deal with than people, than her friends. which sounds kind of silly now that she thinks about it, because she doesn’t have to water or tend to them. but she does have to care for them, or at least she wanted to. which was similar, she supposed. it’s strange, because plants were friends, but friends weren’t plants, obviously. they’re too much human, not enough greenery. “ sometimes it’s a bit hard to keep up with, but i don’t mind! it keeps me busy, and i really really like plants. i get it from my mom, cause’ she’s a garden fairy. ”
allie tilts her head to the side curiously, “ it could be anything, there are, like, a million plants besides flowers. good ones and bad ones. well, not bad ones, but just … more dangerous ones. like poison-y or ones that have thorns. ” has he really never seen any plants before? she understands the flower part, because she hasn’t seen any flowers on the isle during the brief times she’d been on it. and she knows that they wouldn’t survive there. so him never seeing any flowers makes sense, but plants? she swore someone had said something about a forest, and that’s at least trees, probably grass and moss too. “ have you never seen, like, any ferns? or moss? or even trees? ”
the fairy girl beams as she sees his amusement flourish, she even made him laugh! she wrinkles her nose slightly at his words, but she’s still smiling. “ ew, i hate gloves. which is pretty stupid i guess cause’ they could solve, like, all of my problems. they’re just so … fancy feeling, constricting too. ” she shrugs, “ i guess it’s good then that i’m not you, cause’ i’d like totally just burn my hands off. ”
gonzo’s face shifted away from the amusement that had once been there and allie frowned, “ it’s just a fairy thing. all these stupid, bad things happen to us because of all of the cool stuff we can do. or, i guess, normal fairies can do. i can’t do much. ” the small frown gracing her features doesn’t last long before she perks up again like a puppy. “ did you know that if you pour sugar or salt in front of a fairy they have to count it all? like, by the grain. every single one. it’s so stupid but really, we can’t resist it. ”
𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲, content as she pondered on her flower garden and gonzo couldn't help but smile at her. having something that brought you happiness was important, while the rest of the world might seem foreboding, it was nice to have something familiar and safe to fall back on. it was how gonzo felt about the forge. no matter what path he was on, he always found his way back to it. ❝ that's cool, ❞ gonzo said encouragingly, ❝ it sounds like you really love it. ❞
gonzo listened to allie as she spoke about the different kinds of plants it could be, he had a faint idea of just how many existed thanks to noelani but he never really paid close attention to it. he never really had to. the most lively plant he had contact with growing up was the moss in the corner of his old cell back in the horned kings dungeon.
❝ right, yeah . . . lani has some of those, the dangerous ones? i think most of the plants that grow around here are dangerous but you have to actually go find them because uh, most of the isle is — you can't grow anything. ❞ gonzo finished uncertainly, ❝ i've seen moss! the trees in the wilds are more like dead skeletons than what auradon has and . . . are ferns those ones that kind of — ❞ gonzo put his hands together side-by-side and spread his fingers out trying to immitate a plant he had seen in auradon once but frowned as it looked more like a bird. ❝ sorry, allie. i really don't know anything about plants. ❞
gonzo snorted when she explained part of the reason why she didn't like to wear gloves, ❝ fancy? what kind of gloves have you been wearing? mine are massive, they make me look like a cartoon character when i wear them. ❞ gonzo said, ❝ yeah, no one wants you to burn your hands off. i'm keeping you away from the forges. ❞
though by the sound of things allie probably hadn't had any intention of going to the forge if metal was such a problem for her. ❝ well, i haven't met any other fairy's before so i don't know if this counts but, i think you can do a bunch of stuff. like, you keep a whole garden of plants . . . i can't do that. ❞ gonzo offered briefly before allie's excitement made him blink, ❝ wait, seriously? so if i threw some salt on the ground you'd have to count it all? not that i'm going to do that. ❞
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GONZO EDITS : social media 1 / ?
ft. the official black anvil instaroyal account
With @janefaery‘s help, Gonzo creates a social media account for Black Anvil, the blacksmith forge and storefront that he inherited from his mentor Reeva. Despite being a small Isle business, the account gains popularity quickly due to the range of creations available not only for purchase, but for commission as well.
credit.
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@zzozo· || x
He made it look easy. One moment stretched and sprawled without a care upon the sand, the next on his feet! Chasing after the group of fly-by water bombers armed with water guns and water balloons and the speed of mischief. Henry, conversely, was armed with naught but long legs and a mission of vengeance.
The chase was long, the path wild and blind, but, eventually, he caught a sleeve. Gonzo’s sleeve, to be specific. And Henry gave a triumphant laugh (HA!) when the momentum wasn’t enough to pull it back out of his grasp. Henry pulled. Wound his hand into the fabric and, in general, reeled his captive in. His laughing carried up from the soles of his feet and the foot of his soul as tried to wrestle the water gun away from Gonzo.
“You’re a menace,” he accused, “and you’re caught – give it up!”
𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝. gonzo sprinted down the sand dunes of the beach with henry turner hot on his heels after a surprise attack with the super soaker that jane had given him. gonzo had managed to convince a few others to join him, soaking the sunbathers and the volley players without warning. gonzo took random turns, leaping over washed up driftwood and logs hoping that henry would lose interest or motivation eventually but he should have known better.
henry caught his sleeve and gonzo made a noise between a startled yelp and a nervous laugh as he was pulled back. gonzo held the water gun as far out of henry's reach as he could, huffing and puffing as he tried to wrestle himself out of henry's grip. ❝ i'm amazing, ❞ gonzo countered, breathlessly, ❝ no way! you'll have to take it! ❞
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@zzozo· gets a gratuitous #descbeachparty starter !
AH, THERE HE IS. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. of course dylan remembered the person that tackled him over an edge into the ocean below. he ruined what could have been a perfectly good meal for the mermaid, but kept him entertained that night and had occupied his thoughts ever since. not many would attempt to take on a mermaid, especially in the water. it was kind of impressive. and kind of hot. and naturally, dylan wasn’t going to limit that entertainment to a one night engagement.
no, when he saw gonzo at the beach party he also saw an opportunity. he waited for the perfect moment, and when it finally came, it was his turn to tackle the other into the ocean, laughing even as they both went under water.
𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐝𝐲𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠. one minute he was laughing at johnny as desiree flipped him onto his back in the sand dunes and the next dylan had his arms around his waist. gonzo made a loud, undignified sound in the back of his throat as he was half carried, and half tackled into the beach waves. he didn't have much time to react, taking in a breath moments before he was submerged beneath a wave. dylan's laughter was the last thing he heard. it was a nice laugh.
gonzo blinked against the sting of salt water in his eyes, catching a glipse of dylan's wild hair before he shoved a hand into his face and struggled back to the surface where he sucked in a breath. ❝ you are paying for that, ❞ gonzo threatened but the corners of his mouth were pulled into a feral grin, shifting to kick dylan away from him and shove himself back up to his feet. it wasn't too deep, the waters only barely came up to his hips. gonzo braced himself against the water and in the sand as he gestured to dylan to come closer.
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ULF NIGHT was new to dylan, who’s parents were split between auradon and the isle. alana was royalty, second daughter born to king triton, so grandfather dearest pulled some strings to make sure his grandson stayed in auradon even as the barrier was put up around the isle and kelby reyes was banished with the rest of the neverland mermaids. ulf night was new to dylan, but it was exciting and the mermaid was thrilled to play their little game of hide and seek. it helped that there were plenty of unwitting fish to drag out to sea too.
the fairy, allie, was going to be his easiest prey of the night, separated from her demon boyfriend and hiding somewhere in unfamiliar territory. ( she wasn’t very good at hiding, maybe she’d make a better seeker. ) he didn’t have to search long before he saw her sitting up in a tree. he chuckled under his breath as he closed the gap between them, thinking this was almost too easy.
just as the thought crossed his mind though, he heard a voice calling out, ‘hey!’ and before he could properly react, a body was slamming into him … so naturally, dylan grabbed onto whoever tackled him, and they both went tumbling over the edge and into the waters below. he didn’t let go even as they crashed into the ocean and went under. he thought about staying below the water and holding his attacker under with him but he curiosity got the best of them and they both broke through the surface of the water, dylan never letting go. “if you wanted to go for a swim, all you had to do was ask,” he teased, wading in the water as his legs transformed into a tail.
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫. gonzo had always burned a little hotter than most people, some figured it had something to do with his job as a blacksmith, others assumed it had more to do with his nature but gonzo had never really given it much thought. all he knew was that sudden drops in temperature seemed to affect him worse than others. it was like being submerged in ice and if he hadn't prepared himself for it he probably would have gasped and gotten a mouthful of salty sea water for his trouble.
where gonzo had let go of the other as soon as they had hit the water, dylan seemed set on keeping his arms wrapped around him. gonzo would be the first to admit that he hadn't really planned for what he was supposed to do once he had the merman off of allie's case and he hadn't really thought about what to do if dylan didn't let him go. gonzo blinked against the dark, trying to bring his legs up to kick dylan off of him but they were practically sandwiched together.
gonzo sucked in a deep breath the moment dylan brought them up to the surface, shaking his hair out of his face as he planted his hands on dylan's shoulders and chest to give him a hard shove. ❝ very funny, ❞ gonzo said, breathlessly, pointedly trying to ignore the way the water shifted as the lower half of dylan's body transformed, ❝ what's your deal, going after allie when you know her boyfriends trying to find her? ❞
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gonzo blushes like an anime character and i just think that’s cute
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starter for @zzozo·
“Hey, hey, hey!” Ford said cheerily, sliding to a stop in front of Gonzo and grinning wildly, somehow managing to come across as someone that should be bigger than they were in order to match their energy. “So, gotta question! There’s going to be a fire, right? And for a fire, you need wood, so you want to help me gather wood?”
Probably not since Gonzo had a super soaker, but Gio said she wouldn’t help and Edwin was off flirting, Reed was drunk, and he didn’t know where Soren was, but Anise hadn’t come at all. His team was out of the question, so that meant Gonzo was his first choice. “Or do you know people that will get wood with me? Or are we setting something on fire?”
𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐨 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐝 to a stop in front of him, kicking up sand and beaming like the sun. ❝ hi. ❞ for a moment the blacksmith could only blink at him owlishly but slowly his expression seemed to soften as one side of his mouth curled into a grin.
gonzo had already suspected that ford was the kind of person to have a lot of energy, just from his activity in the public forums but seeing it in person only reaffirmed his first assumption. it was a nice change. gonzo's grin widened the longer ford went on, a rapid fire of words and questions one after the other with no sign of slowing down.
❝ ford, ❞ gonzo stressed as he raised a hand like that might ease the onslaught, ❝ yeah, i'll help you. ❞ he said, amusement tangled within his voice. ❝ all i know is that we'll need a bonfire and there's going to be fireworks, no clue if we're supposed to be setting something on fire but hey, it's still early. ❞
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OKAY — so maybe she went a little overboard shopping for rash guards for gonzo, but when he asked, she couldn’t say no and she hadn’t made any … yet. ideas were already brewing in her head, but the beach party was so last minute, she didn’t have any time to prepare. so she went shopping and picked out different pieces for gonzo to choose from. she made her own bikini, and found a rash guard to wear on top. now it was gonzo’s turn to go shopping from a rack in the cottage.
tapping her lips with one finger, she pretended to think it over with a hum. “nope,” she replied, exaggerating the pop on the p. she stepped closer and ran a hand along the garments before returning her gaze to her friend. “it’s not just about how they look. it’s about how they feel. i want you to be as comfortable as possible,” she explained with double meaning behind her words. “please? for me?” she asked, jutting her bottom lip out in her signature pout because it worked every time.
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. it wasn't that he didn't appreciate the effort that evie had gone into — truth be told he was shocked at just how much work she had put in for him. when he had asked if she knew anything about top half swimming wear options for men, he had expected more of a recommendation to a shop, instead there was enough options to fill someone's closet.
gonzo glanced at her, brows risen with hope as she appeared to consider his question only for gonzo to make a face at her confident 'nope'. gonzo met her eye as she looked back at him, her expression sincere enough to make him to make him shift awkwardly on his feet as he felt a tentative pang of appreciation upon evie's double meaning.
❝ yeah, okay ! ❞ gonzo exclaimed the second evie's lower lip jutted out but the corner of his mouth threatened to tug upwards into a smile. ❝ . . . you don't have to pout about it. ❞ gonzo mumbled with a shake of his head. he set the hanger aside and pulled his hoodie off over his head, shaking his hair out of his face and slinging it over the back of one of the cottage chairs. ❝ how'd you even find all of these so quick? you didn't buy them all did you? ❞
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I’M BURNING THE CANDLE NOW AT BOTH ENDS…
INDEPENDENT AND SELECTIVE JANE, AS BLESSED BY MINNIE.
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what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? what did you do? 𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫.
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― @misflirt gets a beach party lead up starter .
𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 at the rack of what he imagined were handpicked shorts and shirts or various colours and fits, accepting the first hanger with an expression like gonzo was preparing for the shirt to spontaneously combust in his hands.
❝ do i have to try them all on? can't i just pick one and that's it? ❞
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𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄’𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐅𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 .
bold ― applies always italic ― applies sometimes
𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 / 𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐒 :
is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as asexual | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with multiple people at one time | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | prefers sex at any time | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual
𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 / 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 :
small build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | wears boxers | wears boxer briefs | wears briefs | wears lingerie | goes commando | shaves / waxes | doesn't shave / wax | cup size a - c | cup size d - f | 1-5" in length | 6 - 9" in length | 10" or over in length
𝐒𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐒 :
is silent / makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand / partner / pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partners name | curses | fakes / exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud partner | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk
𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍-𝐎𝐍𝐒 / 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐒 :
having their hands pinned | pinning their partners hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partners hair | being watched by their partner | being watch by a third party | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner daddy | being called daddy | giving praise | receiving praise | biting / marking | being bitten / marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partners | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshipped | worshipping their partner | humilitating their partner | being humiliated | degrading their partner | being degraded | knife play | blood play | being pegged | pegging
tagged by : nada
tagging : @neverafters ( dylan ), @rosewiltd, @handbitten ( frannie ), @forhearts, & you ♡
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𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 ♡ 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐚𝐥𝐥 ?
independent mutually exclusive evie grimhilde from descendants loved by kt
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↳↳ sent from @janefaery
there’s a little basket left for gonzo that contains a little knit frog with a frown, a handmaid woven bracelet of yellow, green, and brown, and a bag of salt water taffy. A little note is folded with gonzo’s name on it, the inside reading ❛ gonzo, everyone calls you grumpy and i’ve never agreed. I think that you can be methodical to the point of blindness at times, but i also think that you’re patient and kind. Thank you for everything you’ve done to help me, thank you for taking the time to explain things to me instead of giving up, thank you for joining me for yoga, and thank you for a dozen other things that i don’t have room to name. Fingers crossed that you can put up with me a little longer and you’ll come out to the beach this weekend, i think you’ll have fun. ❜
𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐠𝐧𝐢𝐳𝐞𝐝 𝐣𝐚𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 the moment he saw the little basket left for him. a year ago ― hell, even a few months ago ― gonzo would have eyed the basket with suspicion, convinced that it was a trick or a deception concealing some horrible prank or poison or any number of terrible things. but jane's gift baskets had become part of life, finding them filled with baked goods or random practical items to help him or the crew.
gonzo peeked through the basket curiously, plucking the knit frog from it with a slightly furrowed brow. gonzo held it up to his eye level and snorted when he realized that his expression was mirroring it. he squeezed its belly, the floppy arms and legs moving with it as it seemed to fold over. he had never had any kind of stuffed animal before and while he knew he was a little old for them now, he found himself liking the little guy anyway.
he set it back inside the basket, finding the handwoven bracelet of yellow, green and brown, the colours that gonzo usually wore and slipped it easily around his wrist without much thought. he inspected the bag of salt water taffy for a second before he saw the little note tucked inside. he grabbed it, flipping it open with his thumb.
he noted the critic thoughtfully, he certainly didn't mean to be so caught up with his own order that he was blind to everything else and tucked the thought aside for later. gonzo quickly became embarrassed as he read the rest of jane's note and as heat climbed into his cheeks and his ears, gonzo tugged on his earlobe awkwardly, casting a glance around himself just in case anyone saw the dopey smile on his lips.
he slipped the note back into the basket, chewing on his lower lip absently as he considered the beach party that was supposed to happen over the weekend. gonzo hadn't decided if he would go or not ― not that he didn't like the beach. he loved the beach actually, he loved swimming, wrestling on the sandy dunes or in the shallows, he loved trying to body surf with no board. but he also knew that there would be a lot of auradonians going and going to the beach and swimming usually meant he wouldn't be wearing a lot of clothing. gonzo frowned at the little knit frog for several painfully long seconds before he flicked a message to evie. he wasn't going to let a couple of weird looks keep him from having fun with his friends.
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