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He literally deserves the world

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tmagp 8 is so british education system core like the fact that the guy had horrific extenuating circumstances and they still failed him the horror is in the realism guys

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It’s me. I’m the fans.

#having a normal one tonight #the magnus protocol

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Ah yes, the TmagP avatars:

guy who got peer pressured into eye removal by a building (i assume)

Incredibly talented artist… what will they do? Hurt people probably

Killed his wife, now he’s the garden

Violin player (evil)

73 million needles in a trench coat

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Happy brutal pipe murder day to those who celebrate

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Bon appetit

#hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin charlie #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #hazbin hotel alastor #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art #I got really lazy towards the end of this but had to draw the deer man #hazbin hotel fanart

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Statement of Jonathan Sims, head archivist of the Magnus Archives, regarding a strange thing he saw during San Remo.

#TMA in my festival della canzone italiana?!?! #you don't understand this made me and my flatmate cry with laughter and randomly assign tma entities to sanremo #something that should never be done #tma #Sanremo

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Norris: the fears can feel like a natural extension of yourself, right up until the moment you lose yourself to them. be careful.

Chester: AVOID THE FUCKING MAGNUS INSTITUTE. WHILE YOU’RE AT IT JUST STAY AWAY FROM ALL STRANGE BUSINESSES. AND ABOVE ALL ELSE DON’T LOOK INTO ANY OF THIS ALONE.

Augustus: if someone wants to give you an evil flesh-violence-murder violin on the side of the road :) you should say yes :)) life is great when you sell your soul :))) sacrificing yourself your peers and the occasional street urchin for your own rise to power is totally worth it :)))) fabulous prizes await you through the eldritch doorway :))))))

#the magnus protocol

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Character fighting sheets (in order: paladin, fighter, rogue, druid)

#dnd #dnd character #dnd oc #dnd art #artists on tumblr #digital art #my art #dnd fanart #dnd fighter #dnd druid #dnd paladin #dnd rogue

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Find powerful druids in your area (not clickbait)

#dnd character #my art #dnd #dnd oc #artists on tumblr #digital art #digital drawing #dnd art #dnd druid #druid #satyr #satyr oc

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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

#i have a -2 to perception #i didn't see shit and even if I did no i did not

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Okay soooooo

First statement from the 18th century? Oh I wonder who else was born in that century and why it wasn't Chester or Norris reading this

Very Posh Voice (someone who could have believably been an old man from a different century)

'But I was young and frightened, and simply watched in quiet awe.' ?? that's what I thought you'd say you dumb fucking horse

A tale with themes of hubris and a man sacrificing both parts of himself and the lives of others to place himself above his fellow men???

Where else have I seen someone bleeding for their own goals (ehm gouging own eyes out ehm) and feeding their entity via the life and fear of others. I know the second part is a common feature of avatars (assuming they even exist in this universe) but I want to hope it's him ok

With all the deaths and the terror it was all still worth it to the violinist because of the music??? Remembering Simon's talk about how being an avatar is like hearing the most beautiful music in your dreams. Thinking about Elias admitting the exhilaration of knowing you would be willing to sacrifice the entire world in the name of your own freedom. Thinking about 'Nothing's wrong with him. He's the pupil of the Eye. He's won.'

In conclusion: Jimmy Magma enjoy your vacation inside the computer

#I hope someone tries to update him only to be confronted by The Horrors^(TM) #the magnus protocol #magpod #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #also I really don't think it's leitner #leitner first of all had less relevance to the major plot after season 2 when brutal pipe murder occurs #and if these statements are purposefully linked to the narrators then the only thing in common with leitner is the giant ego and arrongance #insert jurgen leitner rant #leitner had no talent of his own just the money and the means to have other people pay the price of his decisions for him #it is instead pretty significant that jonah does get his hands dirty so to speak #it's a pretty relevant part of the series I'd say #jonah magnus decided to fuck around and find out

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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

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Ahhhhh I’m so glad they brought back my favourite TMA character, Really Bad Office Vibes!!!

#the magnus protocol

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something something tma starts with an anglerfish luring you in, something something tmp starts with a canary telling you to get out while you still can

#the magnus protocol #i need a cigarette after that first episode

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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever