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(it should also match the color of the button on your blog too!)

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they re on my dog !!

Seemärchen by Hermann Kaulbach (German, 1846–1909)

#don t worry guys they ll be safe #iveha pictured here is gentlest and fluffiest and kindest dog ever #they ll get some rest

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Shop ! Shop alert ! Prints and earrings, pls support a trans disabled artist trying to make part time work for them! Shipping is free in the uk :)

Etsy shop here

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Shop ! Shop alert ! Prints and earrings, pls support a trans disabled artist trying to make part time work for them! Shipping is free in the uk :)

Etsy shop here

#disco elysium #prints #trans #trans artist #trans prints #original art #shop #promo #trans activism #queer #lgbtq #earrings #cute earrings #sleepy friend #rabbit #handmade #polymer clay #artists on tumblr #disability pride

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Mx. Stark I don't feel so woke

#i don t have followers but investing at 1 note

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He has chronically cozy syndrome.

Prints available soon!

#audre lorde #self care #disability pride #existing and being happy is revolutionarry if u are queer and disabled ngl #bi #it s pride month here actually #Also hi I m a disabled artist and I struggle with this notion hehe #my art #prints

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I forgot to add but good for him

I only learned about fear and hunger today but you guys are really into yassifying Cahawra

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I only learned about fear and hunger today but you guys are really into yassifying Cahawra

#hes got that sadness in his eyes that only a game loved by russions could give him #I watched a lot of the lore #It s so queer i love #fear and hunger #cahawra #all their party members are so gender #And then in the second one they actually continue to be ??? #gender wins

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queers ! I was looking at the tags on the original post of this and it got me curious to see actual numbers

idgaf if y'all "reblog for a bigger sample size" but if you're curious like me, it'd definitely help lol

#I am actually younger by 11 days

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Spring on your doorstep 

I say this as the sky is gray and the tree still bare,,,, a girl can dream right!!! Tho we are closer to spring than we are to winter, and that is enough for me 

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love seeing shit that romanticises Paris and its inhabitants online because it is a legit insult to call someone Parisian here

#omg I made it it. My answers are screenshoted #parigot (derogatory) #je suis monter a paris (judgement)

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The Least Intimidating bakery in the village has closed for good so now I’ve got to go to the Intimidating Bakery, it’s awful. If you don’t have a PhD in being French I don’t recommend going to that bakery, here’s the humiliating account of the 3 times I’ve visited it so far:

the first time I went in there I pointed at one of those extra-skinny baguettes and said “a flute, please” feeling pretty sure of myself, and the baker said “… that’s a ficelle” (you idiot) (was implied) “a flute is twice as large as a baguette.”

That’s insane, first of all, a flute is a skinny instrument. Call your fat baguette a bassoon, lady—I made some timid remark about how it would make more sense for a flute to be a skinny bread and the baker said, “In Paris it is. I thought you were from the South?”

oh, that hurt

I guess I’m from the part of the South that’s so close to Italy the bread’s waist size matters less than whether it’s got olives in it, but I left the bakery having an existential crisis over whether living in Paris had made me forget my roots

the Least Intimidating Bakery just had normal baguettes vs. seedy baguettes vs. horny baguettes (easy mode, some have seeds, some have horns), while the new bakery has breads that are only different on a molecular level—there’s a good old loaf and then another, identical loaf called a bastard? google told me a bastard is “halfway between a baguette and a bread” but denouncing them like “those are not regulation-sized bastards” would get me banned from the bakery for life

on my 2nd visit (while I stood in line discreetly googling baguette terminology) there was an English tourist who asked for a baguette while pointing at what was either a rustique or a sesame and I felt a bit worried for them, but the baker just clarified “this one?” to waive any responsibility if they found out later it wasn’t a classic baguette, then handed them the bread without educating them in a judgmental tone and I felt envious

I know it’s because she thinks the English are beyond saving but still it made me want to come back with a fake moustache and an English accent so I wouldn’t be expected to play bakery on expert mode just because I’m French. I asked for a pastry this time and the baker asked “no bread with that?” which felt cruel, like she wanted me to sprinkle myself with ashes and admit out loud that my level of bread proficiency isn’t as advanced as I once believed it was

The third time I went, I had lost all self-confidence and I hesitantly pointed at a bread and said “I’d like this, uh—what is it called?” and the baker looked at me in disbelief and said “That’s a baguette.”

God.

for the record, if that stupid bread had been flanked by a skinny bread (ficelle) and a fat one (flute) then yeah of course I would have known to call it a baguette, but in the absence of reference points I now felt lost and scared of being called a Parisian again

it’s hard to express the depth of my suffering so I’ll just let the facts speak for themselves: this morning a French person (me) stood in a French bakery in France surrounded by French people and pointed at a baguette and said “what is this called”

#when I came back home i didn t remember the difference btw a baguette tradition and a normal baguette #My gf asked me if I wanted one of the sliced breads and honestly i was like we don t want that bc there s so many names #i miss spiky baguettes so bad #why horny baguettes tho croutons objectively worst bread part #it s so funny to me that bread is maybe one of the subjects thay we have the most words that does not translate #mie #crouton #baguette #ficelle #etc #I tried tiger bread in the uk and it s so sad #Btw my only way to be a french person is to say #Pas trop cuit sivouplé #everytime #which is like the one sentence my partner learned in french ( ＾▽＾)

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core classes as undead :)

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I'm so pleased to present ADAM & EVE, a short erotica story I made for @discordcomics's NECTAR anthology. It's the story of a monk who does not quite fit in with their brothers...

This is the first part, you can read the whole (NSFW) thing on twitter.

CW: Adults only, very mild eye-related body horror, good ol fashioned blasphemy.

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disco elysium screenshots: skills & influences

#this is so cool actually #like #their brains #also smoker my beloved #i hadn t even notiecd