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Hongo: Whats your biggest fear?

Benn: That i'll never be good enough for anyone.

Shanks: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Estella: Zombies.

Benn: ...

Shanks: ...

Estella: But they can open doors.

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[aukkuli]

Kidnapper: We have your Child.

Shanks: I don't have child.

Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut crusts off their sandwich?

Shanks: Oh god, you have Estella.

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[aukkuli]

Random Marin: You wanna fight?! You got one!

Estella: Okay! *Raises fists*

*Marco runs in, scoops Estella up in their arms, and runs away carrying Them*

Random marine:

Random marine: What?

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[aukkuli]

Marco: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Ace: We have three, actually!

Estella: Pick your favorite.

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[aukkuli]

Ace: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.

Marco: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.

Estella: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.

Thatch: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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[aukkuli]

Marco: *raises eyebrows*

Estella: Put those Back down!

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[aukkuli]

Shanks: You got a date yet Estella.

Estella: No...

Shanks: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold My hand!

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[aukkuli]

Franky: Uh Sanji? Estella is in The pool and I don't think they're waterproof.

Sanji: What?

Zoro: I think they meant, Estella is drowning.

Sanji: WHAT?

*meanwhile*

Estella: *is drowning*

Luffy: OH MY GOD, ESTELLA! KEEP SWIMMING!

Estella: I can't swim, dumbass- *sinks*

Luffy: ESTELLA!

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[aukkuli]

Estella: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't Ask Why.

Law: Only If you also don't Ask Why.

Law: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

Estella: ...

Estella , grabbing a skull: This one Will do.

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[aukkuli]

Marco: Did you have to stab Them?

Estella: You weren't there. You didn't hear What they Said to me.

Marco: What did they said?

Estella: '' What are you going to do, stab me?''

Marco: That's fair.

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[aukkuli]

Benn: Why are there little handprints all over The walls?

Shanks, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over The walls?

Child!Estella whispering: Because I have little hands.

Shanks: Because they have little hands.

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[aukkuli]

Estella: I told Ace their ears flush when they lie.

Marco: Why

Estella: Look.

Estella: Hey Ace. Do you love us.

Ace, covering their ears: No!

Marco: ...

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[aukkuli]

Nami, nervous: Sanji. Where are Luffy, Zoro and Estella.

Sanji: Hmm...

*explosion in The background*

Sanji: I guess we have Luffy and Zoro.

Nami: And Estella?

Sanji: Wait for it.

*Screams in The background*

Sanji: And here she comes.

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[aukkuli]

Rex: I have a Bad feeling about this...

Cody: What do you mean?

Rex: Don't you ever get that little voice in you head that tells you If you're going to get into trouble?

Cody: No?

Aurelia: That actually explains so much.

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[aukkuli]

Aurelia: That's illegal, right?

Anakin: Why do you care? Are you a fucking- cop?

Aurelia: No-

Anakin: Then shut The fuck up.

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[aukkuli]

Rex: What did you two do?

Fives:

Aurelia:

Rex: You're not in trouble, I just need to know If I have to live to The police again.

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[aukkuli]

Sanji: What do you want for breakfast?

Estella: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.

Zoro:

Zoro: They want eggs.

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