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beeesworld · 2 days
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"Please don't break my delicate angel's heart."
-Drunk Nik toasting at Lamen wedding.
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beeesworld · 3 days
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Look, I've been a failure my whole life. It's not so bad once ya get used to it.
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beeesworld · 5 days
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Bob: I can't believe I slept through the night last night.
Teddy: I mean, that's what nights are for.
Bob: No, you don't understand. This might be the first time I've slept all the way through the night in possibly 15 years. Is this how regular people feel?
Teddy: I don't know, but you do look radiant.
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beeesworld · 6 days
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Sully Morales x Kiskeya Burgos
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beeesworld · 10 days
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“My apologies for bothering you so late, Prince Pyrrhus.” He offers his easiest smile.
“I do not sleep,” Pyrrhus says.
“How convenient. No wonder you get so much more done than the rest of us.”
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beeesworld · 12 days
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Jeff: It was one night, Sol. And if it's any consolation, we were not compatible.
Sol: It's not any consolation at all.
Peter: My God, what's the point of being gay?
Sol: I did'nt know there was a point.
Jeff: Oh, come on, if you can't shed the conventions of a hetero life, where's the fun?
Sol: I'm not gay in order to shed conventions, I'm gay because I love this man!
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beeesworld · 12 days
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I'm suffering from an extreme case of TMC, Too Much Change!
Ed Bighead
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beeesworld · 19 days
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Happy wedding day!
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beeesworld · 20 days
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Teddy: What's going on?
Draco: I couldn't sleep, and Harry couldn't sleep either.. because I woke him up.
Harry, yawns:
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beeesworld · 23 days
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Olu bringing out his Nigerian accent 😂🤩😍😅
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beeesworld · 28 days
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Harvard: You haven't left yet?
Aiden: I was waiting for you. I thought we could sneak back into the school auditorium and watch an old movie.
Aiden: It'll be like our own private cinema.
Harvard: Actually... I have a date.
Aiden, secretly devastated: OH?
Aiden, fake cheerful: What's her name?
Harvard: HIS name is Marcel.
Aiden: His name?
Harvard: Yeah?
Aiden: But--- but what about Leah, Emma, Alysa, Caitlin, Michelle, Kenzie, Dafna, and Briana?
Harvard: Did you just... list all my ex-girlfriends?
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beeesworld · 1 month
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Lucius: Hear ye, hear ye! Oh fuck (whispered). Please join me in the welcoming for his regional debut... The Brigand of Barbados... The Cream of the Caribbean... The Gentleman Pirate.
Bonnet: Hi, all! Nice to be here. I may be landed gentry, but I'm thrilled to be granted entry.
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beeesworld · 1 month
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Grace: Okay, this is my mistake. I'll fix it. You follow my lead.
Frankie: I know. Good cop, bad cop.
Grace, scoffs: No. I am all the cops. You're a civilian ride-along.
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beeesworld · 1 month
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Ron: *calling Harry's phone*
Harry: I can't talk right now, I'm stalking Malfoy. I mean following normally..shit! I'll call you back, Ron.
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beeesworld · 1 month
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Don't be scared of meeting my parents. Be scared of meeting my siblings.
Auguste at some point probably
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beeesworld · 1 month
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Tina, fake angry: Aah, that's it! I can't take it anymore!
DRL, fake bemused: what do you mean?
Tina: You're just too kind and generous. It's making me sick.
DRL: Oh yeah? Well, you're too damn interesting, and it's driving me nuts.
Tina: Your charisma is overwhelming me! Why can't you be un-charming for one damn second?
DRL: I can't change how incredible I am. Just like you can't change how phenomenal you are.
Tina: Then maybe we shouldn't date each other anymore.
DRL: You mean break up, effective immediately? And date other people at this and/or other schools?
Tina: It's our only choice! I wish I knew how to tame you, you wild stallion! Have a great life.
DRL: You, too, soulful wonder lady.
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beeesworld · 1 month
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Logan: D'you ever feel like you're getting left behind?
Emma: Yeah, constantly. That's one of my main feelings.
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