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What kinda dog is that

Reblog to get whacked by this thing

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WHERE THE FUCK DID MY BLUNT GO?????

*oddly blunt shaped creature*

“uhhhm- uh- mmm uhhhh ummmm over there somewhere”

#weed #prehistoric #cambrian #carboniferous #herb #stoner #stoner memes

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Bro is inside your world

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swear on skibidi or you fake rizzler #skibidiposting

I shouldn't have access to the sticker printer at work

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HAPPAY 42000 EVERBODYYYY

check out this shit

4202024

(reverse it)

4202024

dawg I cheifed that skrong this shit blew my mind

#420life #420culture #420

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sounds about right

thoughts on american cockroaches?

yes

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Most realest experience of all time

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

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can we get a picture of your setup?? I’ve been thinking about setting one up in mine as well!

currently making a bug hotel in my garden wahooo!! will share many more of my own bug pics once some critters move in :3

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@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice

Bros pan flipping skills are incomprehensible to the Dutch

It’s him….

It’s Shrimp who fries the rice…

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Buying all of these

Listed some new bumper stickers in my shop 🐌

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me hi💙⚡️

#hell yeah dawg #furry

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now that

that right there

That’s fucking sensational, mate

#sunset #photography #nature photo art #my photos #beautiful photos #sunrise #clouds #sunbeam #sunbeams #nature #road trip

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The fuvking SILLIEST

#sillies #my friend said that this bug would make clown honks when it walked #which gave me this idea #so i made it #bug #insect #bug meme #tw bugs #insects #memes

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smells za? become feral

im a doggirl you got weed? ill find it. sniff sniff

#little woo's

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There’s no such thing as work-life balance for neurodivergent & chronically ill people.

This is because everything in my life requires work:

maintaining friendships

keeping up with my hygiene

managing bills

making money

remembering my basic needs

sleeping regularly

outputting creatively

All requires some aspect of work for me.

And when everything in your life requires work, your balance goes out the window.

If you're neurodivergent and overwhelmed — I see you.

If you're chronically ill and overwhelmed — I see you.

You're not dysfunctional.

You're not incapable.

You're doing your best.

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Hell yeah dawg

Progress towards a better future ❤️

I'm kinda glad my art has erotic undertones to it sometimes,,, growing up as a sexually repressed christian it's the only way I can truly express myself. it's kinda me reclaiming my sexuality with a hint of mixing my queer identity in the two. it makes me happy.