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santa is mark zuckerburg

mark zuckerburg stuffs little kids in amazon boxes and ships them to the Arctic for Santa claus !

#mark zuckerberg #hot men #robert pattinson #marvel #nagito x reader #dsmp #ranboo #homosexual #lemon demon #megan fox #emo girl #dream stan

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ed sheerans dad

ed sheeran dad is fish (REAL NOT FAKE !!) 

#buzzfeed unsolved #ed sheehan #keith x lance #but im a cheerleader #marvel #wandanat

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jeff bezos headcanons

I personally believe that jeff bezos started the emo community as the first emo X3 

I also believe that he’s a he/they icon who also uses cat/cats and it/its pronouns and he’s just hiding his identity from the world :( 

his earlobes are humungus like his ass to hold his giant mushroom earrings cause he’s a cottagecore babe !! 

- Dior 

#i love robert pattinson #jeff bezos #buzzfeed unsolved #gay #cottagecore #midari ikishima x reader #xenogender #neopronouns #amongus #sus #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #i love men #boobs #giant honkers #andrew hussie #andrew garfield #davekat #voltron

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PJ Harvey 2000