“i cry a lot but i am so productive” this is so me if i was productive
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The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me
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"Practically everything you can think of is in Hamlet; even homosexuality, if you look for it deep enough."
—Richard Burton, interview in John Gielgud Directs Richard Burton in Hamlet: A Journal of Rehearsals
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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go
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i will never regret being kind
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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dude is this yours, I think you've dropped it back over there by Tomislav Jagnjic
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"<3" is so versatile she's like a girlfriend to me
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