Start a blood bank, charge $1000 for your blood. A small investment for immortality.
You are an immortal, having to deal with the rather troublesome rumour that your blood grants immortal life. However, what those after your blood don’t know is that since you can’t die, you are an excellent host to several deadly bacteria and viruses-all existing peacefully in your blood.
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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"
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in addition to the fact that people just have different natural rhythms, a big reason why we can’t seem to go to bed as early as we “should” is that nighttime is, for many of us, our safest and most fulfilling time of day. we don’t have to work, we won’t be contacted by bosses or insurance companies or collection agencies or other suffocating life business… we’re likely only to be contacted by our friends, or by no one at all. night time is release; it’s ours. we can rest or recreate. we can do things we actually want to do. who would choose to cut that short?? just to usher in the next morning when our lives are not our own again? nighttime is precious and nothing could be more normal than the desire to embrace this
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some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things
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Wings and claws sound pretty nice
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So how about them blue hair and pronouns?
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a scene from @bamsara’s The Rehabilitation of Death
I absolutely adore Leshy, so I’m very excited about his interactions with everyone within the cult!
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COTL brainrot go brrr
I absolutely adore Leshi, he’s such a silly little guy
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Bad little goobers get put into the salad spinner
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Shouldn’t snoop around any basements. Or agree to shady deals from strange salesmen.
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If you had to draw how/what you think both Berdly’s and Queen’s reaction to the whole Twitter and rebranding thing, how do you see each of them react?
(Specifically Queen and Berdly due to Queen being a literal computer connected to the internet, and Berdly cuz I love(d) the jokes I’ve seen about Berdly being the mascot bird of Twitter, and I don’t think he’d take that loss very well, regardless of how much of a bullet he may or may not have dodged by being replaced)
It's a talent
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Didn’t Lancer come with the lightners?
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I’ve listened too much of Smart Race recently. Also two of my favourite characters sprinkled in for flavour ✨
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