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people really have no idea how much the little things mean to me. thank you for smiling to me thank you for inviting me thank you thank you for borrowing me your lighter thank you for eating with me thank you for checking in with me thank you for hugging me thank you for complementing me thank you for listening thank you for being here i will not stop thinking about it i will love life again

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My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of

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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts

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This is meant as entirely lighthearted: can't believe how many people are calling Benoit Blanc the spiritual successor to Sherlock Holmes as if social eccentricities, roping clients into intricate ruses and solving murders at glamorous parties - with an outrageous accent and a gay little fit - are not all textbook Hercule Poirot. Like that's the Poirot modus operandi right there.

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if i could, i would learn to play every instrument there is really really well and blow everyone away with my skills because I'm just that awesome

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DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOVER DONALD GLOV-

#spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderman miles morales #spider man #donald glover #childish gambino

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this is peak character design sorry but it is

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No because like did Hobie ever say anything incorrect. Like you’re so right babe everything totally is a metaphor for capitalism

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i need these seventeen seconds bottled and injected directly into my veins

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i thought i'd end up not liking Hobie but that guy is the fucking coolest person ever and I'm in love with him already so yay me

#spider-man: across the spider-verse #spider man #spider punk #hobie brown #miles morales #gwen stacy #gwanda #spiderman

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so obsessed with Spiderman: across the spider-verse that i need to watch it atleast a million times more so that every moment in the movie is engraved in my brain AAAAAHHHHHH :)

#spider man across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #miles morales #gwen stacy #peter b parker #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #miguel o'hara #spider man #spider punk

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“you should be the bigger person” absolutely not. i’m cursing his entire bloodline.

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i will no longer be embarrassed i will no longer be a victim of insecurity i will no longer plague my mind with worries i exist i am allowed to exist i am allowed to take up space i will not let others dictate my experience i will live i will live i will live

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clutching to my wonder and love for the world despite the endless tasks

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No mourners. No funerals. Among them, it passed for ‘good luck.

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A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.

This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.