demonsandpieohmy

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it’s actually against the law to be mean to me btw

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Carte Blanche

Celebrating WAMEN over at @goodomensafterdark by bringing you another collab with @searchingforakeythatdoesntexist! Go check out her amazing art for this fic. Thank you to @theonewiththeshippinggoogles for betaing!

Rating E, 2.9k words. Warning for smut and nsfw art

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“Crowley.” An angelic voice and a light tap on the shoulder caused a grin to spread across his face, which he quickly tamped down into something resembling a casual smirk.

“Aziraphale,” he said smoothly, turning around. “Fancy seeing you-”

Crowley nearly choked on his drink as he took in the sight of Aziraphale standing next to him. The same bright blue eyes, upturned nose, and beatific smile as usual greeted him, but everything else was different. Gone was the usual buttoned up suit and solid shoulders, replaced by a gently sloping neck atop an hourglass figure. The fashionably low-scooping neckline of Aziraphale’s cream and baby blue evening gown revealed the top of generous breasts pushed up by the corset design of the dress. A velvet choker drew his attention to very biteable collarbones.

“Crowley?” Aziraphale frowned when he didn’t respond, and then looked down at himself. “Oh, I know, slightly different outfit choice today. I’m trying to blend in with the court ladies, as an acquaintance of the ambassador’s wife. A little easier when I’m not, you know.” He vaguely gestured over his body.

Slightly different outfit choice? Jesus fucking Christ. Crowley had only seen Aziraphale in a female form a handful of times over the years, and definitely never anything like this. Hell, he barely saw past his neck as it was.

He also knew Aziraphale went for anatomical correctness, both to blend in and to fill out his trousers in a way that wouldn’t draw suspicion. Which must mean… He mentally slapped himself to stop from thinking about what kind of glorious effort Aziraphale must currently be sporting.

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#good omens #good omens fanfiction #ineffable husbands #fem!aziraphale #aziracrow #Crowley #aziraphale #fanfiction #writers on tumblr #writers on ao3 #writeblr #lilly rants #lilly writes

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I had to put these two images together. Just too ineffable. 🥂

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #michael sheen #david tennant

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The idiots

#LOL #clues???? #never gonna work #good omens #ineffable husbands

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how?? just how?

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#Star Wars #live slug reaction #tumblr heritage post #fave

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*wiggles excitedly*

Here a little sneak-peek of one of my four next artworks!!! Official free release tomorrow (2024 April 28th) on Tumblr, Reddit and Ao3!

There will be Red Art and finally full-colored stuff. There will be fluff, and very spicy content too...

The full-colored one (SFW) is already available en avant-première as a BIG thank you for my kind supporters on my Ko-Fi. Can't wait to show you all the other artworks tomorrow!

❤️‍🔥Support me on Ko-Fi❤️‍🔥

It's the WAMEN Week on the Goodomensafterdark subreddit! And we, my dear friend @demonsandpieohmy and yours truly, invite you all to a new one-shot about an audacious Victorian!Crowley and a quite daring Fem!Aziraphale. I am finally able to present a new full-colored artwork I am proud of. I still have a lot to learn, but for now I am so happy!!!!!

So, be prepared. Sunday April 28th, our Ineffable Spouses will have "carte blanche"…

#good omens #good omens fanart #good omens fanfiction #lilly writes

[demonsandpieohmy]

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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https://gofund.me/c995bfaa

Sometimes the hardest part is asking for help.

❤️

Hello. My name is Paige and I am trying to raise money to furnish some much needed repairs in my home. I'm 28 and still live with my parents, they both have some medical issues which need assistance. My mother is on a fixed income from disability and my father is in the process of applying for disability, meaning he cannot work. I'm the only one working. There are numerous house repairs that need attention as well. Anything would be appreciated. Thank you.

#boost

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New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

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#dying #fave

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even if straight women did dominate m/m shipping to the degree people like to claim (which I’ve never seen substantiated and which has never reflected my own fandom experience), it wouldn’t hurt to maybe extend a little empathy with regard to why women who are attracted to men might find straight erotica painful and alienating to consume. perhaps apply some critical thought before whipping out fetishization as a trump card. 

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here, have some bi-ace solidarity

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so. moving is going great

#noooo poor Muriel #good omens #ineffable husbands

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everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles

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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

#fave #tumblr heritage post