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“He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart.” ― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#art #the glorious 25th #bursting back in once every three years to remind everyone that I aten't dead #someday I'm gonna resume posting like nothing happened

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Happy lilac day, guys.

I drew this lilac for a different reason, but for 25 of May it fits perfectly

All the little angels rise up high!

#the glorious twenty-fifth #discworld #terry pratchett #art

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Damn! Damn! Damn! Every year he forgot. Well, no. He never forgot. He just put the memories away, like old silverware that you didn’t want to tarnish. And every year they came back, sharp and sparkling, and stabbed him in the heart. And today, of all days…

happy 25th of may everyone

#the glorious twenty-fifth #art #discworld #terry pratchett

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The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. [...] The thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while a poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes "Boots" theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

Terry Pratchett, Men At Arms

#UK politics #news #vimes boots theory

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NEW ALBUM - TALES FROM THE DISC

some discworld-inspired folk/fantasy synth : )

https://louiezong.bandcamp.com/album/tales-from-the-disc

#Louie Zong getting into Discworld is a gift #discworld #music

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just checking in to say Trans Rights

CW: transphobia

First of all obligatory I aten’t dead

Second! Terry Pratchett has been trending the past few days because, apparently, the Gender Critical movement has decided to posthumously “recruit” him by claiming that he would’ve supported their movement. If you’re unfamiliar, that movement is basically to remove social and legal protections for trans people.

This is gross, it’s cowardly, and it’s being thoroughly and viciously debunked by people who knew him personally, including his daughter.

(Rhianna Pratchett has probably been having a rough one the past few days, but her twitter has had a lot of people sharing affirming memories of her dad, which has been lovely to see).

Anyway. I’m not in the UK, and I’m not sure if this just a few people or an earnest effort from GCers to rebrand Sir Terry as Gender Critical and Discworld as some sort of terf zone, but I didn’t want to let this pass without a loud and belligerent TRANS RIGHTS from me. Trans Discworld fans, you are loved. I am but a humble quote poster (and, as the past two years have proved, very bad at it) but I and so, so many others support you, always.

(And if you happen to be here looking for quotes that support gender critical ideology then I wish you a very reading comprehension. scram.)

#by the way I'm so annoyed that terfs got the term gender critical #like yes I am HIGHLY critical of gender as a flawed social construct that we should be rethinking as we progress as a society y'know #but then you find out it just means hating trans people #Hey you know that time in the Fifth Elephant when the dwarves called Cheery a word and Detritus threatened them with a siege weapon? #that energy on this blog #cw: transmisogyny #cw: transphobia #not discworld

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#rincewind furiously mashing the potato button (x)

#reblogs #rincewind #potatoes #hello friends I live in the US so in every possible way I have been having A Time Of It

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Happy International Sir Terry Pratchett Day! Quote from (x) Art by Paul Kidby

#I aten't dead #freelancing during a pandemic? almost dead #but not quite

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Okay so I’ve been doing some thinking and have come to the conclusion that sometimes the Oceans in One Piece kind of operate like the ocean in the Discworld series.

The basic gist of it (Since I can’t find the novel where Terry Pratchett explains it) is that because of the different densities of water, there’s different layers to the ocean. most ships will sail on the top, but if one sinks it’ll go down to a deeper part of the ocean and sail on a different current, buffeted around deep below the waves on a sea that is largely the same but also very different

and I guess since One Piece is One Piece we can apply that same logic to Sky Islands, since there’s essentially a sky ocean as well.

I guess what i’m saying is that sometimes things happen because narratively it fits or is cool and makes the worldbuilding stronger

#more ocean science talk! #this is cool as hell #not discworld

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This seems like a good time to mention that if you are into fantastical worlds filled with outrageous characters and wild locations that host long-form mostly-independent but connected stories (often parodying well-known classic media properties and fantasy tropes) about a bunch of lovable misfits with a running theme of standing up to/ ultimately dismantling the corrupt power structures that serve oppressive regimes

you might enjoy One Piece

(and if you already enjoy One Piece you will enjoy @onepiecescience)

The Nine Thousand Year Prologue

The flotillas of the dead sailed around the world on underwater rivers. Very nearly nobody knew about them. But the theory is easy to understand. It runs: the sea is, after all, in many respects, only a wetter form of air. And it is known that air is heavier the lower you go and lighter the higher you fly. As a storm-tossed ship founders and sinks, therefore, it must reach a depth where the water below it is just viscous enough to stop its fall. In short, it stops sinking and ends up floating on an underwater surface, beyond the reach of the storms bu far above the ocean floor. It’s calm there. Dead calm. Some stricken ships have rigging; some even have sails. Many still have crew, tangled in the rigging or lashed to the wheel. But the voyages still continue, aimlessly, with no harbor in sight, because there are currents under the ocean, and so the dead ships with their skeleton crews sail on around the world, over sunken cities and between drowned mountains, until rot and shipworms eat them away and they disintegrate. Sometimes an anchor drops, all the way to the dark, cold calmness of the abyssal plain, and disturbs the stillness of centuries by throwing up a cloud of silt. One nearly hit Anghammarad, where he sat watching the ships drift by, far overhead. He remembered it, because it was the only really interesting thing to happen in the last nine thousand years.

– Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

#also I still aten't dead and I'll finish this reread if it kills me #there's been a lot going on is all #I found my kindle charger at least #reblogs #not discworld #(a little discworld)

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... the theory is easy to understand. It runs: the sea is, after all, in many respects, only a wetter form of air. And it is known that air is heavier the lower you go and lighter the higher you fly. As a storm-tossed ship founders and sinks, therefore, it must reach a depth where the water below it is just viscous enough to stop its fall. In short, it stops sinking and ends up floating on an underwater surface, beyond the reach of the storms bu far above the ocean floor. 

-- Terry Pratchett, Going Postal (full quote)

Okay so I’ve been doing some thinking and have come to the conclusion that sometimes the Oceans in One Piece kind of operate like the ocean in the Discworld series.

The basic gist of it (Since I can’t find the novel where Terry Pratchett explains it) is that because of the different densities of water, there’s different layers to the ocean. most ships will sail on the top, but if one sinks it’ll go down to a deeper part of the ocean and sail on a different current, buffeted around deep below the waves on a sea that is largely the same but also very different

and I guess since One Piece is One Piece we can apply that same logic to Sky Islands, since there’s essentially a sky ocean as well.

I guess what i’m saying is that sometimes things happen because narratively it fits or is cool and makes the worldbuilding stronger

#You were right #going postal #not discworld #(but also discworld?) #one piece

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Night Watch, from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Imaginarium

Happy Glorious 25th, everyone!

“You’d like Freedom, Truth and Justice, wouldn’t you, comrade sergeant?” said Reg encouragingly. “I’d like a hard-boiled egg,” said Vimes, shaking the match out. There was some nervous laughter, but Reg looked offended. “In the circumstances, sergeant, I think we should set our sights a little higher–” “Well, yes, we could,” said Vimes, coming down the steps. He glanced at the sheets of paper in front of Reg. The man cared. He really did. And he was serious. He really was. “But… well, Reg, tomorrow the sun will come up again, and I’m pretty sure that whatever happens we won’t have found Freedom, and there won’t be a whole lot of Justice, and I’m damn sure we won’t have found Truth. But it’s just possible that I might get a hard-boiled egg.”

– and a hard-boiled egg | Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

#I'll be back soon #and that is a threat #gonna finish this reread if it kills me #glorious 25th

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My intention was to dump two books’ worth of quotes in here during/immediately after my vacation, once my schedule calmed down. Unfortunately, it was right before said vacation that I found out I’m getting kicked out of my house! Neato!!! (I’m safe and have at least a temporary place to go and it’s no one’s fault really but it’s been WILD around here) So with all that I haven’t gotten to read much, and it’s only very recently that I finally got to watch Good Omens. I really loved it and I encourage everyone who can get their hands on it to do so!

But for all that I enjoyed the show, I think that this five minute video is my favorite part of the whole thing.

Moving is time-consuming and (so, so depressingly) expensive, so I’m just gonna be on an official hiatus until I have a place to live again. But after all this coming back to Discworld is going to be heavenly (or something like it).

#not Discworld #good omens

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quick book rec

Sal and Gabi Break the Universe by Carlos Hernandez is one of the most fun middle-grade books I’ve read in a long time. I can’t remember the last time I read a book with so many surprises and that had a character whose head I liked riding around in so very much. AND there are some Pratchett shout-outs! These characters are well read!

I’m refilling my queue in a little bit (and then I’m going on VACATION soon for the first time in FOREVER so I’ll be able to write down so many quotes at once you have no idea!) We’re coming up on Unseen Academicals and I’m so excited.

#not discworld #blogkeeping #back soon

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Moist had always been careful about disguises. A mustache that could come off at a tug had no place in his life. But since he had the world’s most forgettable face, a face that was still a face in the crowd even when it was by itself, it helped, sometimes, to give people something to tell the Watch about. Spectacles were an obvious choice, but Moist achieved very good results with his own design of nose and ear wigs. Show a man a pair of ears that small songbirds had apparently nested in, watch the polite horror in his eyes, and you could be certain that would be all he would remember.

-- on disguises | Terry Pratchett, Making Money

#moist von lipwig #making money #discworld #terry pratchett #quote

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“Watchmen in our bank? Shut the door on them!” “Times have moved on, Auntie. We can’t do that anymore.” “When your great-grandfather pushed his brother over the balcony the Watch even took the body away for five shillings and a pint of ale all round!” “Yes, Auntie. Lord Vetinari is the Patrician now.” “And he’d allow watchmen to clump around in our bank?” “Without a doubt, Auntie.” “Then he is no gentleman,” the aunt observed sadly.

-- on Vetinari’s failings according to the wealthy | Terry Pratchett, Making Money

#wait until they find out what the richest man in ankh-morpork is like #vetinari #making money #discworld #terry prattchett #quote

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The money looked after itself. It sailed down the centuries, buried in paperwork, hidden behind lawyers, groomed, invested, diverted, converted, laundered, dried, ironed and polished, and kept safe from harm and taxes, and, above all, kept safe from the Lavishes themselves. They knew their descendents -- they’d raised them, after all -- and so, the money came with bodyguards of trustees, managers, and covenants, disgorging only a measured amount of itself to the next generation, enough to maintain the lifestyle with which their name had become synonymous and with a bit left over for them to indulge in the family tradition of fighting among themselves over, yes, the money.

-- on old money | Terry Pratchett, Making Money

#making money #discworld #terry pratchett #quote