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Maybe an unpopular opinion but a domesticity kink + dry humping is one of the best combos out there EVER

Like imagine this big, strong, burly man like Price or Simon or Graves being absolutely wild and soft for you, the pretty housewife that drives a man crazy♡ All soft curves, nice ample breasts and soft, broad hips with a pretty floral apron tied around your waist as you cook a nice hearty mean for your tired man and greet him with that beautiful smile of yours :((

It honestly would make them soft, desperate, hating the idea of being even a second longer away from you, all pent up and horny so they just cling with their big, rough hands to your hips and they can't helo themselves but thrust their quiclly hardening cocks against you, effectively humping you like an animal in heat but even your soft whines that you need to finish their dinner doesn't stop the man; he needs to fuck, needs to be close to his girl♡

#cod #Price #Ghost #Graves

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#gaming

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When the tiny human that lives with you runs your kingdom with such speed and efficiency you can't help but want him carnally

#svsss #moshang

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they should create a woman

#fma

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Keep reading

#cod #Ghost #soap #ghostsoap

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where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

#LOL #i used to do dumbass descriptions too #until my bro in law advised against it while i was saving up for a mortgage

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Overheard at Price’s office.

Ghost: We have to stop saying “How stupid can you be?”

Soap: Some rookies are taking it as a challenge.

#Ghost #soap #cod

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roommate reminded me how good Hole is

#lol #tumblr

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#ghost #cod

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Y/n: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Ghost: What’s the difference then?

Y/n: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Soap: Note to self; never get shot.

#Ghost #soap #cod

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I have thoughts about the whole feminist anti-interrupting thing. Like I agree, men do talk over people and it is disrespectful, but I also think there are cultures, specifically Jews, where talking over each other is actually a sign of being engaged in the conversation. It’s something I really struggle with in the south, because up in New York, even non-Jews participated in this cooperative conversation style, but down here, whenever I do it by accident, the whole convo stops and it gets called out and it’s a whole thing. Idk idk I feel like there’s different types of interruptive like there’s constructive interrupting where you add on to whatever is being said - helpful interrupting, and then there’s like interrupting where you just start saying something unrelated because you were done listening. I have ADHD so I’ve def done the latter too by accident, but I’m talking about being more accepting of the former.

#language #so-called social justice

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Just thinking about getting your gear together to go on a mission with the 141 and Price hands you like four unmarked boxes to pack.

When you open them up you find out it's tampons. 100 tampons.

"Captain, with all due respect. We're only being stationed for a week..."

#Price #he tried okay #cod

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Gaz, holding an imaginary microphone: Reporting live from the obstacle course where Sergeant Soap just got a text from his boyfriend Lieutenant Ghost. He’s currently smiling like an idiot at the screen while the rookies cheat at every single obstacle.

Gaz: Stay tuned for more.

#Ghost #soap #gaz #ghostsoap #cod

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#that cat looks exactly like mine aww #cat #animal

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Y/N: You want to keep me safe but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave Ghost: Believe me, I've thought about it

#Ghost #cod

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Laying in bed at 1am unable to sleep and I think I’ve cracked the code.

Soap isn’t charming if he’s trying to be but he gives off good dick vibes anyway so he ends up getting laid pretty often. He gets intense too quick though and scares off people who thought he was just gonna be a good hookup. Falls in love too easily.

Ghost is just straight up weird and off putting and his size and physique do most of the work for him. Is super direct in his propositions and likes to stick with people he’s got good chemistry with. Allergic to romance but tends toward devotion anyway.

Gaz is the only one who can be actively charming. He’s handsome, smooth, and has a great sense of humor. People fall in love with him left and right and it’s honestly a problem. People get attached to him pretty quickly but the job usually ruins his relationships.

And Price has an old world charm that’s kind of intimidating because he’ll say off the wall shit like he’ll bend you over his knee if he has to and it actually WORKS for him. Does not go into hookups that he isn’t evaluating for marriage material. Impossible not to get caught up in this man’s momentum.

#Ghost #soap #Gaz #Price #cod

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this video i found on pinterest kicks ass

#I'm going to cry #fish #animal #happy