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full-metal-femme · 1 day
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What if everything you ever wanted...
WAS TO PUNCH DEMONS IN THE FACE!? FOREVER!
THEN YOU NEED EXORCISM WRAPS!!!
PUT THESE SWEET-ASS HANDWRAPS ON YOUR FISTS AND YOU WILL DECIMATE THE SUPERNATURAL WITH YOUR HANDS ALONE. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS. LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU BACKHAND SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR SOUL EXITS THROUGH THEIR SPHINCTER! YOUR HANDS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET PUNCHES!
YOU WILL PAT YOUR CHILD ON THE BACK WHILE GIVING THEM SOUND ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR HANDS ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR CHILD WILL DIE! YOUR SPOUSE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY!
YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT FISTY DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MUCH HELL FROM INDISCRIMINATELY PUNCHING THE GHOSTS, DEMONS, FASCISTS, AND OTHER WEENIE SUPERNATUAL ENTITIES THE F*** OUT! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR FIST COLLIDES WITH AN MRA'S BRAIN-BOX SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS!
EXORCISM WRAAAAAAAAAPS! http://www.tormentedartifacts.com/exorcismwraps.html
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full-metal-femme · 1 day
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Custom hat brim update! Getting closer to the finished piece :) now to find mount on the hat and we're done 😉👉🏻
Also if you're in the UK, etsy are doing a £5 off orders over £30 from the 26th to the 30th of April (2024, in case people read this in the future and get excited) so if you want something with a good chunk off, chsc, out my shop!
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full-metal-femme · 2 days
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Custom hat brim update! Getting closer to the finished piece :) now to find mount on the hat and we're done 😉👉🏻
Also if you're in the UK, etsy are doing a £5 off orders over £30 from the 26th to the 30th of April (2024, in case people read this in the future and get excited) so if you want something with a good chunk off, chsc, out my shop!
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full-metal-femme · 7 days
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Making more patches and had an order for a custom hat!
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full-metal-femme · 26 days
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infatuated with weird trans girls. rb if you're also a weird trans girl
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full-metal-femme · 26 days
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Just wanted ti how off my tattoos because i love them 😁 Also the artist I go to makes tshirts so now I can wear clothes that match my skin 🤘🏻
(This is not my bedroom I'm standing in, it's just the room with the biggest mirror)
Artists instagram 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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Some shenanigans from this past week! I also may have slightly got another tattoo
Completely unrelated - hey! Who wants some jewellery? 😂
Or if you want metalworking/making things tips, I have a (free) patreon where you can request explainations, advice, etc.
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ummmm you are cute and I am 👀👀👀
Thank you so much anonymous :) I appreciate you telling me 🥰
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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Idk if I ever shared this video here - I added extra janglies to my danglies! Yeeeeees 😁
Also I'm fucking sick of trying to sound like a normal person in my listings so please enjoy the description for these fancy danglers 🤘🏻
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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Okay so I've tried a few times in the past to make ear weights/hangers/various tunnel jewellery but now I think I might have actually landed on something I like!
I've had this steel annular brooch on my wall for ages but just the other day I just had the thought that it could make a fucking cool hanger! Originally I thought maybe I'd make it abt smaller but now I think it's cool as hell at the size it is!
Also I have a bunch of huge crazy pendants I made years ago that I never sold that would make some mega cool (if a touch pricey) tunnel jewellery, there's an example in the video if you want to see.
I'd love to hear folks' thoughts on it if you're into these sorts of things :)
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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I was wondering what these magnetic horns reminded me of 😉
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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Got up at 8am and went into Edinburgh for the Scottish tattoo convention 😁
If you wanna check out the artist he's on instagram @geezytattoos and he works at @absolute_bodyart in edinburgh, on ig as well :)
Also featuring my hair jewellery ;) feels great wearing them, not to mention representing my work around other artists was 😗🤌🏻
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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I have had a crazy anxious week and I'm exhausted, but I have cool tattoos at least 🥹 I hate how badly money triggers my anxiety, its bad enough living in this shitty society without living in panic 24/7. I just want to make my metal stuff 🙃 It's incredible how quiet my brain is when im working 🥰
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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Can confirm, it is very satisfying :)
*vibrates with the urge to be an emotional support dog*
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I wanna get a patch jacket and just cover it in these
s my work vest
raaaaaaaaaa
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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I've got extremely bored of trying to make myself write normal item descriptions for my work so now I have chosen to be vaguely threatening
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THAT WINK! I AM CRUSHING 😍🥺
Haha sorry about that ;)
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full-metal-femme · 1 month
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They're up! If you want some of the finest hand forged wearable metalwork, I got you covered 😉👉🏻👉🏻
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Okay so I've tried a few times in the past to make ear weights/hangers/various tunnel jewellery but now I think I might have actually landed on something I like!
I've had this steel annular brooch on my wall for ages but just the other day I just had the thought that it could make a fucking cool hanger! Originally I thought maybe I'd make it abt smaller but now I think it's cool as hell at the size it is!
Also I have a bunch of huge crazy pendants I made years ago that I never sold that would make some mega cool (if a touch pricey) tunnel jewellery, there's an example in the video if you want to see.
I'd love to hear folks' thoughts on it if you're into these sorts of things :)
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