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"Friends"

Chapter 1

Warnings: fluff, angst

Summary: You are ready to start into college, well crash into college cause you had to get out of your old one. What you didn't expect was finding a nerdy cutie in your dorm who will be your roommate. Naturally, you want to be her friend, but she isn't exactly thrilled...

4th week into the new Semester

"29, 30, 31, 33...why the fuck is there 31 and 33 but no 32?!"

I am in the middle of the dorm corridors trying to find mine, but the universe is playing with me today. Since my arrival, I have only had downs I kid you not. First, my "veggie" sandwich wasn't so veggie after all ... which tomatoe mozarella bread has ham in it?! , then my bus was delayed, so my next bus almost drove off without me, but luckily, I got it just in time after falling face down in a pond. So I am wet... not in a good way, shut up... hungry and stressed cause I thought I wouldn't get a roommate, which was one of the only lights at the end of my tunnel, but guess what? Now I do get one. I bet she doesn't know that yet, either. Fuck my life

"32, 32..." I follow a corner and finally get to the door that is awfully hidden, and I knock... just in case... even though the sign scares me - oop, she opened it

In front of me, I find a beautiful girl with long boxer braids and a pair of eyes in the darkest shades of brown. Actually, I think they're black. She is short, but everything on her is just so...gorgeous. i stammer for words but can't quite find them.

"I don't do drop by's anymore. You gotta go to the website"

"Huh?"

The first time she finally looks at me, I hold my breath. How can eyes be so dark and pretty. like what?

She looks at me confused and maybe a bit scared? I must look like a creep, and the wet look doesn't suit me, so I start explaining myself to not make her call 911 on me.

"H-hey, you are Riri, right?"

"Uhhh"

"Listen, this is new to me as well. i get it, uhm, but uh, i don't know if you know already...cause i didn't...till now...know."

"Girl, breathe what is going on?"

"I-" I wanna cry.

"I am your new roomie...(Y/N)" I stretch out my hand for her to shake while my backpack slides to my underarms cause of the fast movement causing me to wince.

"Come again?"

"Uhm...roomie? As in roomma-"

"I know what a roommate is...ther has to be a mistake. This room is always just for 1 person... always has been like that." She still stands in the doorway trying to be in denial about my existence. I can't blame her

"Well, I guess there have been some changes. I don't love it either, but hey, let's make the best out of it. We can get to know each other, and you know maybe get some takeout? Cause damn i am hungry. My bus was delayed, and then I fell in a pond -"

Who is this new extroverted person??

I don't come farther cause she abrubtly starts grunting and flips her head back wich gives me a delicious view on her throat...

"I can't believe this shit right now"

I scurry in behind her while hoping that this campus is not too well known for stealing.

"Hey hey relax we will find a way. I am not that bad. I don't take away too much space, I can cook -"

"We have a cantine"

"..."

"..."

"I can walk"

"Listen, girl, this is nothing against you. Really. But i just need my space. I need to work a lot, and besides, I work day and night, so I am not quiet. You don't wanna live with me, believe me" the desperation

"I don't mind that. I am a night owl as well in fact I love to hang out with whoever over the day and doing the rest at night so I still got some free time."

"Girl, I don't wanna live with you. I mean...i don't wanna live with anybody - wait, what are you doing?"

"Stop making such a fuss out of it. We will find some compromises. We don't have to talk at all if that is your problem."

"Stop rolling in your suitcases."

"Girl, we are in a college. I don't want my shit to get stolen"

"Niggah stop playin we gotta fix this" she points between us.

This entire thing is starting to make me grow irritated, and I let some attitude slip.

"You think I love sharing my living space with somebody?? Well, that can happen. we are in college now, which also means by the way that we are big girls now, so I am confident that you will manage having a roommate. Oh, and by the way, all the other rooms are taken. I am a new student, so I had to get sorted in somebody's room. I can not sleep on the dorm floor"

"And that room had to be mine?!"

"Yes apperantly so!"

She mumbles something under her breath, and I choose to ignore it. She cutely stomps over to her desk and starts working on a DVD thingy.

It's the first time I acknoledge the room. It is bright due to the many windows, with two desks and two beds. One desk is currently still swamped with her stuff, but my energy doesn't allow me yet another discussion, so I will ignore it for the first few days. I get to work and unpack everything. Riri scoffs from time to time until she dramatically puts on her headphones and listents to music that I can litrly hear through her set.

After 2 and a half hours, I am finally done, and Riri is still working.

I get my keys and turn to leave the dorm

"I am guessing you don't wanna join me for some olive garden?"

She turns around with the biggest fake ass grin I have ever seen

"No, thank you"

I get out of the dorm and stomp my way over to the cafeteria for dinner. The cantine is HUGE. i have no idea where to go first and if there are friend groups, but I am hungry, so who gives a shit. I get myself a tray, sit down, and after my first few bites of fresh grilled cheese and potatoes, I feel like a new person. I have to be gratefull for this chance and the possibilities and if that means that I am alone in the beginning cause I am still a bit shy and my roommate is a cunt then so be it I am fine here. All by myself

I look around and notice that everyone seems to have their own little group. It's like in high school. But i don't wanna stress myself now it's just my first day

I finish eating, put back my tray, and while leaving, I notice a pair of caramel orbs on me. She looks like a sweet girl. I think she might be a bit older than me, though

I smile back friendly and then leave

The campus is just as intimidating as the cantine and the library... and the toilets. There are so many groups and people and whatnot, so what does a lonely girl do that wants to avoid their roommate...roommate. hold on

I quickly skip to my trust-professor and see her just as she leaves a study hall

"MISS ARÇAN!!!" I rush over to her

"Uh..."

"Hey uhm sorry- "

I breathe heavily cause I litrly had to run to get to her

"I have an issue"

"An issue?"

"Yes...a huge one" she is in my dorm

"Okay, give me a second. I have to get to my office. Follow me, please. " she gives me a once over glance before I follow her into a huge library-like office

10 minutes later

"So, you want me to change the entire dorm plan so that you and Miss williams won't have to sleep in the same shared dorm cause you bicker? Did I get that right?"

"...yes?" She sighs

"Miss (L/N) you know how childish that sounds right?"

"Miss Arçan I swear i wouldn't ask if it wouldn't be unberable-"

"You are in College now for gods sake!" Her outburst startels me

"Listen, I am sorry that the situation is hard right now, but you have to get used to each other. You have to understand that this is not typical. I mean, changing to an amazing university and getting a place? be happy you can even be here"

"I am..."

"Then both of you get ur act together I don't want another disturbance today"

"Yes miss Arçan I am so- hold on. Was she here?"

"...Miss (L/N)-"

"I CANNOT BELIEVE HER"

I excuse myself and sprint to my our dorm. I don't know why it drives me crazy she told her I am a cunt before I could but it does and all I can see is red...

●●●

Riri is currently doing some touch-ups on her work. Tired and still sleepless from the night before when the door bursts open

"WTF is your problem, huh?"

"The fuck you so loud about chill-"

"Nah, I ain't chillin. You litrly went to Miss Arçan because of me, you coward!"

"Coward?! First of all, I didn't ask to be in a room with you. Secondly, I work SO much better alone just as you do and third... hold on, YOU IDIOT WENT TO HER TO GOSSIP ABOUT ME!"

"WELL- YEAH... BUT YOU WENT FIRST"

"Okay, wow, you are so childish"

"You know what- fuck you. Litrly fuck you riri you missed out on me. Judging from you and your persona I assume you don't have anybody. Congratulations you doged yet another bullet

She still seems tough and unfazed, but I can see a light flicker of hurt in her eye? It was there so quickly that maybe I just imagined it, but I saw it

"Asshole"

"Wow, good comeback, RIANNE."

"MY NAME IS RIHANNA"

"U ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR RIHANNA"

I stomp to my bed, pull back my sheets so quick I almost tumble and turn to the wall in my bed to fake sleep

Riri does the exact same thing on her side

That was an interesting first night I have to admit

AN: Hey Babes, I hope you like my first chapter. Depending on my schedule, the next chapter will be posted in the next few days, so be ready <33

#shuri x reader #black panther #fluff #riri wiliams x reader #enemies to lovers #black panther wakanda forvever spoilers #wakanda forever #ff #fanfiction

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Yk there are differnet types of brown eyes cause in one light you WILL see that they are actually brown but some people have black eyes and I am a BITCH for em. And this yummy scrummy lady right there...she has black eyes...gadayum get ready for sum fanfic about her

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You're making me dizzy

Summary: period's a bitch and we don't even have to start about stress. Y/N doesn't want to admit that times can be hard, but her body gives some warnsignals. Luckily her pretty scientist is there to help

Warnings: fainting, lil bit of angst, fluff

Trope: fluff

AN: Hey babes, I am currently sick AND on my period. Therefore, I have plenty of time to take a look at your requests, so feel free to give em to me. I am also looking forward to writing some Mo Washinton ff if yall are interested. Well, let's start, and pls keep in mind. English is not my first language, so be nice :)

Tuesday:

I wake up to a throbbing sensation in my head and a disgusting stickiness between my legs. The following backpain brings me to my conclusion. I got my damn period. It's only Tuesday, and I already wanna kill the world. We had some serious difficulties in the lab yesterday, and after some slight bickering with my labmates, we were there until 4 a.m. and now it is 6 a.m. Do you wanna know why? Well, because my handsome labmate and Princess Shuri wanted to start early cause she wasn't here yesterday, and that means we need to report back what happened.

I get up, and the throbbing continues. Today is slightly different from other days. I mean I haven't really had time to look after myself that much the past few days due to extreme stress and the feeling of not beeing enough wich led to not eating and drinking enough and bad sleep but today I can barely sit upright without curling my back in pain and mumbeling some curse words.

I grow more and more confused by the seconds cause when I got up all I could see were colorfull dots and spirals and I had to sit right back down.

"Holy shit" I try again and balance myself in the shower to wash the blood off my thighs. When I am finally done I don't have time to eat breakfast cause I needed to do everything slower cause of the dizzyness. I grab my waterbottle, put on some warm clothes...why is it so freezing today??... and get out of my house.

I walk along the fields to the lab, but the sun is especially blinding today. And there they are again. The dots and spirals. Now I am starting to get scared cause that is not normal even for my period. Oh god, my cramps. Shit fuck. I wanna go back to bed and eat something even though I would throw it back up in seconds.

I rehab quickly and finally make it to the lab. Ayo looks at me weirdly. I guess I look like a corpse. I am 15 minutes late, and everybody, including a furious looking Shuri that has to contain herself to not beat my ass are looking at me with disgust.

"(L/N) you are late. And not even that, but when we have the most important meeting of this month right after the night where all of you messed up my new project!"

Shuri is the sweetest person ever, and you can't deny her beauty or great character, but when it comes to her projects, she is like a lion mother.

"(Y/N)"

"What, yeah, sorry I- I am sorry what?"

"Are you listening to us now that your precious time allows us to continue?"

"Yes, sorry panther"

Shuri is furious with all of us, but behind her black eyes, I can see a glimmer of concern, and now I see why thanks to the reflective window behind her. Not just my skin, but my lips are pale. My eyes lost their spark, and my long locks looked terrible. Shuri and I have a colleague-friend relationship with some occasional flirting cause neither of us wants to ask for a date first or even admit that they are attracted to the other.

I keep on following her lips, but I can barely hear her voice. I seek for my water bottle, but I realise that I dropped it in the grass on my way here. I want to concentrate ...I really want to but everything seems to stop all of a sudden. I see Shuris head moving in my direction. Slowly and with a curious gaze. Her lips are mouting my name over and over again, but my eyes get heavier with every...single...blink.

And I am gone

...

...

...(Y/N)

...omg is she dead?"

"She is not dead, you genious look, she is breathing"

I feel a shaky hand on my cheek and a familiar smelling piece of fabric under my head.

"(Y/N) usana, can you open your eyes for me?"

Shuri. She is here

"Omg guys, I think she hit her head"

"No, the princess caught her"

"Barely..." Shuri sounds guilty and still... shaky. Is that my fault?

Omg what am I doing? Did I just faint in a meeting

"I AM FINE." Ouch, my head

"(Y/N) shhh lay back down I got you."

All of a sudden, I can feel my head three times as hard. Everything hurts, and I am so exhausted and embarrassed. Omg don't cry. Don't cry don't-

"Hey, don't cry, it's okay." her voice is so sweet and loving. Her chocolate brown eyes look down on me with so much adoration and concern that it breaks me while she holds me down.

"I am so sorry, Shuri." I never said her name in front of so many people.

"For what usana?"

" This is all my fault. I shouldn't have messed up the project...but I wanted it to be perfect for you when you come back...and...and I wanted to make it right...but...but I made it worse and they tried to help me but everything went wrong. And I have cramps, and it h-h-hurts so bad and -"

"Hey sh shhh calm down it's okay. Nobody is mad at you. Hey, Aisha, dim the lights. Please, her head is throbbing like crazy."

"I am sorry"

Shuri can't surpress her small smirk this time

"You just fainted because of exhaustion, and you are still apologizing?"

"I just don't want to mess up e-everything I do all the t-time" At this point, I am histerically sobbing, and my pain is only getting worse.

My head is buried in her neck, and her hands are rubbing soothing circles on my back. I don't really realize what happens next. I can just hear her talking to Ayo and then feel her carrying me away. I wince in pain, but she is there, and her scent is calming me down. I hold my belly in pain, and I can't think fast enough before we are suddenly in her room. It is located near the lab so she can get there in 2 minutes. She lays me down on the bed and brings me a glass of water after ordering some take out breakfast.

"Shuri I-"

"Don't you dare apologizing to my right now. Take this pill, it will help you to sleep. I got food ready when you woke up."

I can't bring myself to say anything else cause then I would start crying, so I just take the pill and feel myself drowsing away. After about three hours, I wake up again, and most of my cramps are gone. My head feels way better. I get up carefully, but Shuri is already there to catch me.

"No shtandwa sam, you are staying in bed today."

"Shuri, I am fine, I promise."

"Sh"

She brings me a bed tableau filled with delicious food, and we eat in comfortable silence. Afterwards, I take a long shower and put on new clothes and a tampon that Shuri gave me. I lay back down, and Shuri takes my hand in hers. After some thinking and her still rubbing circles in my palm, she speaks up again.

"Usana, you can never do that again. Do you understand me?"

"Shuri, it was an important meet-"

"It could be the most important thing on this planet but when you feel bad you have to stay home. Don't think you are not good enough and overwork yourself. You are amazing as you are. Please don't destroy yourself because of your silly little head."

She wipes away a stray tear on my cheek, and I lean into her touch

"Promise?"

"Promise. Thank you"

"I was worried sick, you know?"

"Really?"

"Yes. I was acting all cool, but I wanted to cry, too. You looked so lost and broken that I wanted to hold you forever."

I don't know what came over me, but I can see her pain

"Then hold me forever"

She leans in carefully and gives me a quick peck. Her lips are so soft and delicious I go right back. We kiss a little longer, and her tongue is begging for entrance. I moan into her mouth, and I pull away.

"We better save that for another day"

She giggles and places me on her chest. We fall asleep together and I feel content

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How does it feel?

Warnings: first kiss, fluff, shy reader and shuri

Warning Nr. 2: Hey guys, it's been some time, but I still gotta give you a little disclaimer: English is not my first language, so I apologize for typos or mistakes in advance. Have fun, though<3

Summary: You and Shuri are love sick for each other but too stupid to confess their feelings, so when Shuri asks the reader for kisstraining, they both kind of get lost even more

"Can you be serious for one second?!"

"I am"

"Ur not"

"Urrrrrrrrrr not"

"(Y/N)!!"

"Sorry, it's just cute how cringed out you are."

"I am not, now shut up. I have to focus"

If somebody would've told you four weeks ago that the princess of Wakanda would ask you to be her first kiss as "training," you would've probably never believed it.

But you know her since almost one year, and this should honestly not surprise you. It all started with some silly games.

2 weeks prior

I wake up to the sun shining on my face and birds chriping outside my window. I live about 5 minutes from my office, so I can always wake up 10 minutes before I actually have to get up and get out. Lucky me can't eat breakfast cause I get sick when I eat in the morning. Shuri doesn't like that characteristic about me, which is why she often brings me a sandwich at about 9 a.m.

It's pretty sweet actually, she gets up a little earlier every morning to make me a tomato mozarella sandwich even though she is vegan and doesn't enjoy breakfast that much either. Shuri...

The thought about her makes me smile as I stretch and slip on my white crop top paired with a brown skirt and my Converse. Nakia, Okoye, Ramonda, and pretty much everyone else in Wakanda is obsessed with Mine and Shuris friendship or how they like to call it "situationship." They believe that for the moment we are best friends but in the future they will throw rice on our wedding. I don't mind at all when they bring up their shipping theories or new Shipnames in private with me but not with Shuri in the same room. She is not homophobic or disgusted by love she is just... awkward? Let's call it just Shuri! She gets flustered and disregards the topic as soon as someone brings it up. Even if it was harmless. I don't know how she feels or what she thinks about me. I just know that she is my best friend... my very handsome bestie...that has sexy tattoos, but that is besides the point!

Yes, of course I fell for her. I mean, how could you not. In the beginning, we weren't that close because I am the spiritual auntie in town while she is the engineer smartie. Weirdest combo ever. But in the end, with many convos and a lot of "you need to find friends your age Shuri"s from Ramonda. Bless her. She finally let me in and has ever since never let me go. We do pretty much everything together. While I mix some new tea, she falls asleep in my lab, or I fall asleep on her shoulder while she is working on new improvements. My delulu ass sometimes thinks there is tension or whatever, but I don't want to get my hopes up.

However, let's get to the point of this and how we got here!

I brush my teeth, put on my parfume (that Shuri loves btw) and get on my way. The first thing I hear is a distressed workaholic named Shur.

"No, this needs to go over there Bast!"

"Hey Shuri," her stressed figure turns to me, and she smiles in my direction. after dropping down her weird looking tool, she gives me a long hug, not without complimenting me while rubbing my back in soothing circles.

"You smell so good usana" (told ya) she takes a deep wiff behind my ear where I teasingly placed a huge amount of parfume cause I knew this would happen.

"Why thank you m'lady" we part but I still hold onto her shoulder and I can't surpress a smile cause what I see is like a every day deja vu.

I smooth my finger over her eye brow where big wrinkles found it's way on her forehead.

"That scowl must hurt love, don't ruin your pretty face," and as always, I get the reaction I was hoping for. A sweet lingering smile and a smoothing forehead.

"Hey Sissi" Nakia enters the room and goves me a long hug followed by T'Challa.

"Hey girl you are glowing"

"Same to you girl you look stunning"

T'Challa gives me a sweet smile, and we start chitchatting about god knows what. Okoye eventually joins in, and we all just kind of talk about anything but work. But after some time, more topics came up. I don't even know how it started. I think Nakia was teasing T'Challa about his anti flirting skills, and Okoye brought up that from far away, he used to look like a fish while kissing.

"What are you talking about!"

"It is true, T'Challa, but you got better." He jokingly scowls at his girlfriend but smiles as soon as Nakia gives him a peck.

"Omg, I remember how I caught you two making out in the weaponary room, and you looked like you chocked on some granula." Shuri laughs out loud while telling the story, whike we all laugh with her until-

"What is it with you teasing me Sister, you didn't even have your first kiss yet," he said jokingly, and compared to regular jokes between them, it seemed really harmless, but something in Shuri snapped.

"That's not true!" T'Challa didn't get the hint to shut up, so he was casual about it.

"Your Teddybear doesn't count"

That was enough. Shuri drops her tools and goes out of the room after excusing herself.

Of course, I follow her, and as always, I can find her in front of the blue lake next to the black panther cave.

"Hey you." Shuri turns her head and shamefully looks on the ground.

"Hey"

"What was going on? Are you okay, love?" I sit next to her and nudge her shoulder to show it's okay to talk.

"Yeah, no, i don't know, really,"

"Was it what T'Challa said?"

"It's not like I don't want my first kiss!" She gets up and takes a few laps back and forth before continuing

"I am not perfect, and practice makes better, but what if I suck at it?"

"Suck at what? At something new?" I get up too and take her hands in mine

"Listen, whatever happens, if the other person truly loves you, they don't care, and if they do, then they gotta keep searching. And besides, I didn'thave my first kiss either, and I am more relaxed than ever." I look in her chocolate brown eyes, and she succeeds

"What did I tell you about that frown pretty girl?" I smooth my hand over her brows and she nuzzles her face in my palm.

"Enkosi (Thank you) (Y/N)"

We stayed like that for a little longer until we went back inside

2 weeks later

"(Y/N)!"

Shuri bursts into my room. Panting like crazy and when she finally speaks, I expected everything but this.

"I need to ask you something!"

"Shuri, it is 10 p.m. I could've been sleeping or masturbating!"

At the image of that, Shuri flushes for a second, but enough for you to see it.

"Please don't talk and let me finish"

"Ok ok what is it"

"Do you remember our talk at the river two weeks ago? I couldn't stop thinking about it. Now listen, maybe to get over my fear of messing up. I need to practice...with a person I trust... Do you know what I mean??"

I look at her completely baffled with a hint of anticipation and desperation, and who would I be not to say

"Okay, let's do it"

Present

"I am not now shut up. I have to focus!"

She taked my face in her hand and walked closer to me while putting her other hand on my waist. My hands are really sweaty, but I manage to grasp her elbows, and I look deep into her anxious eyes. I can hear both our hearts pounding so fast that I think it's not healthy and I can smell her. She is so beautiful it breaks my heart, but I can't wait. She licks her lips one last time before slowly getting closer to my face. I can feel her warm breath on my nose, and she closes her eyes. I do the same. And our lips collide. It's so weird that feeling is like you are on drugs. You don't hear, you don't see you, just completely feel the moment. Her lips are softer than pillows, and when she lightly whimbers, I can't take it anymore.

We part, and the first thing I notice is her silly little scowl. Wordlessly, i smooth it down, and she crashes our lips together again. But this time, it is stronger and hungrier. I get cocky and bite down on her lower lip so I can kiss it better in a silent apology. I moan into her mouth, and our tongues are in a erotic battle to fight for dominance. I win and grab her by her curls. My reward is a louder whine for more, and I start kissing down her neck. I kiss every spot until...

"Oh fuck (Y/N)"

Until I foung her sweet spot. I make her melt, and I can't stop. She doesn't intervene either. This is the best moment in my life until griot pops our bubble.

"Princess, Queen Ramonda asks for you presence in the throne room"

Shuri shockingly looks at you, and you can't hel but stammer out incoherent words

"Fuck"

Hey hey babes, I hope you liked my first ever Shuri fanfiction. Requests and feedback is always welcome. The next fanfiction will come tomorrow. Byeee<333

#shuri x reader #fanfic #fluff #shuri udaku #black girls #black panther #wakanda forever

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a cozy winter night peter parker x reader

warnings: none just pure fluff

summary: you come home from a really lond day at school and peter comforts you

why is Maths so fucking boring, you think to yourself  while walking home in the most disgusting weather possible. the streets are frozen and it´s cold as hell.Just great! after some time walking your shoes were completely drenched but you could already see the familiar apartment of the brown haired boy that you love so much. After you took of your wet wintercoat and your beanie, you walk in the direction of Peters room. you knock quietly, but there was no response. as you carefully opened the door, you could hear light snores coming from peters bed. h must´ve fallen asleep because of all the studying. his schoolbooks are scattered everywhere and so are his messy notes. you smiled to yourself while you took off your freezing clothes and put on some sweats and a T of Peter.

 Carefully you lifted up his blanket so you won´t wake him up and snuggle up to his warm chest. you traced his freckles that you love so much and noticed the small smile appearing on Peters lips. You kissed them verry lightly cause you couldnt resist “Hey baby” he said in a sleepy voice. “hey, sorry i woke you up you just look pretty when you sleep”. “only when i sleep?” he asked in a cheeky voice. “no that is not what I meant. you are my pretty boy and you know that?” you love to make Peter flustered and that is why you grinned when you could see the pink colour rising to his cheeks. “babe yo´re freezing” he said in a worried tone. “yeah the snow is not really warm you know” you giggled out but he already grabed your waist closer to you and kissed your head and nose and ears and everything he could until you fell asleep. he loves kissing you, especially your soft lips or your cute little head. he really does love you.

#fluff #cuddle