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ladies and gentlemen... I’M FINALLY BACK AFTER MY ACCOUNT GOT WRONGLY BANNED...

long story short... it took over two months so in that time i started back up on a new account that i’ve become really proud of, so please, go over to my new tumblr @yesiknowimshort. i post the same dc shit, still a tim girlie, but now on a new account :D

#this is what happens when the appeal takes too long #i thought this page was gone forever #oh well #go to my new account #dc comics #tim drake #red robin #yesiknowimshort #gothamscomorant #batfam #batfamily

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Batman: Jason, do you think I'm a bad father?

Robin:

Robin: I'm Tim.

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Sometimes I tell my mom I don't like something and she goes "No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!" And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes "When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing" and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six

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Gotham Doctor: it’s a beautiful baby boy (double takes)….oh no

Mother: my baby! Is my baby okay?!

Gotham Doctor: he’s fine, it’s just…ma’am..he has black hair.

Gotham Doctor: and both you and his father have blue eyes…which means….

Mother: N-no that can’t be possible-

Dad: Dear god no!

Gotham Doctor: I’m sorry, but you know the rules (Pulls out a shotgun)

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i find the dischotomy between the batfam's potential to kill vs their real-world willingness to kill very interesting! so I made a graph because I'm a nerd

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i went into a trance yesterday and now i’m at 40k words to a fic i’m still not sure i’m ever going to post…

but oh well, it makes me super happy and this is my new writing milestone! next stop: 50k!

(google docs is beginning to give up on me -grammarly literally refuses to check the document anymore lmaooo)

#writing #fanfic #fanfiction #harry potter #oc x oc #gothamscormorant

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refseek.com

www.worldcat.org/

link.springer.com

http://bioline.org.br/

repec.org

science.gov

pdfdrive.com

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i genuinely audibly laughed throughout reading this entire thing like a fucking child and you best believe i enjoyed every second

Damian gets a pet peafowl for his birthday (sent by his mom so it's also a ninja peafowl)

Damian has two choices here (okay three but where's the fun in that) Either name the bird 'Peaman' or 'Batcock'

Peaman the Batcock and Jerry the turkey become gay bird lovers

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Bruce: "I'm gonna have to veto the Batcock part of this pet's name" Damian: "Coward" Jason: "Hypocrite" Bruce: "How???" Jason: "You let Dick go by 'Dick'"

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Steph: "Would you rather Damian name him 'Batpea the Mancock'?" Duke: "Or 'Peabat the Cockman'?" Bruce: "Stop"

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Dick: "I would like to propose the peacock be named 'Soup,' cause I thought that's what we were talking about." Damian: "No, it's too late. This is Batcock the Peaman." Alfred: "I think 'Soup' is an excellent name for a peacock." Dick: "Thank you, Alfred"

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Damian: "Everyone, I have someone to introduce you to; This is Soup the Peahen." Tim: "Where did he get another peacock??" Cass: "Found it by Robinson Park. Took it home, said it's his now." Steph: "Yeah that checks"

-- Soup is a lesbian

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shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

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every show about teenagers should have an on site consultant aged 14-18 who looks over the script and says we would not fucking say that

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Do you think the reason why Bruce tends to not piss Tim off like he does the rest of his kids is because he knows both Lady Shiva and the League of Assassins would be happy to have Tim. And that's not unique in and of itself—many villians/villain organizations would be ecstatic to take on any of his kids. The difference is that Tim’s the only one of them petty enough to take the offer. Bruce knows Tim's insane enough to put himself through horrors and change his whole moral code out of nothing but pure spite, and he refuses to let that happen.

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reason #6279920109282 of why tim drake is SO under appreciated

I think the best part of Tim learning to fight from Lady Shiva… is Bruce didn’t set that up. Bruce sent him to Paris to learn obscure Tibetan martial arts from Rahul Lama. He then proceeded to get mixed up with Clyde Rawlins, Lady Shiva, and King Snake. 

Bruce literally put Tim on a plane to learn healing and combat based on pressure points in a very controlled environment from an old, old man, and Tim came back with an education from one of the deadliest women on the planet, baby’s first nemesis, and a bo staff. 

A fuckin’ mad lad. 

#tim drake #lady shiva #dc comics #batfam #batfamily #batboys

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I was working on a history paper today and found a book from 1826 that seemed promising (though dull) for my topic, on an English Catholic family’s experience moving to France.

And it ended up not really being suitable for my purposes, as it goes. But part of the book is actually devoted to Kenelm, the author’s oldest son…and man, his dad loved him.

Kenelm seems to have had a fairly typical upbringing for a young English gentleman, although he is a bit slow to read. At twelve he’s sent to board at Stoneyhurst College—often the big step towards independence in a boy’s life, as he’ll most likely only see his parents sporadically from now on, and then leave for university.

When he’s sixteen, however, his father moves the whole family to France, so Kenelm gets pulled out of school to be with them again. Shortly after the move, his dad notices that he seems depressed. Kenelm confides in him that he’s been suffering from “scruples” for the last eighteen months—most likely what we’d now call an anxiety disorder.

And his dad is pissed—at the school, because apparently Kenelm had been seeking help there and received none, despite obviously struggling with mental health issues. So his dad takes it seriously. He sets him up to be counseled by a priest—there were no therapists back then—and doesn’t send him away to be boarded again, instead teaching him at home himself.

And his mental health does improve. His dad describes him as well-liked, gentle, pious, kind and eager to please others; at twenty he’s thinking about a career in diplomacy or going into the military—which his dad thinks he is not particularly suited for, considering his favorite pastimes are drawing and reading. He’s excited about his family’s upcoming move to Italy, and he’s been busy learning Italian and teaching it to his siblings.

Henry Kenelm Beste dies of typhus at twenty years, four months, and twenty-five days. That’s how his dad records it. That’s why his dad is telling this story. It’s not an extraordinary story—Kenelm’s story struck me because he sounds so…ordinary, like so many kids today. And he was so, so loved. His dad tried hard to help him compassionately with his mental health at a time where our current knowledge and support systems didn’t exist. You can feel how badly he wanted his son to be remembered and loved, to impress how dearly beloved he was to the people who knew him in life.

I hope he’d be glad to know someone is still thinking of Kenelm over 200 years later.

Anyway, that’s why I’m crying today.

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whiteboard tim drake to get me through this final year

#batfam #dc comics #batfamily #batboys #tim drake #red robin #gothamscormorant

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I noticed when I was a kid that adults seem to forget that everything is real, no matter how young you are. A seven year old doesn’t feel like a helpless infant, they feel the oldest and most mature they’ve ever felt. And they will when they turn eight, too. And nine. Twenty. Thirty. Fifty.

You never feel as young as you are, because you’re always the oldest you’ve been. You can only look back and equate childhood with ignorance and silliness, because there were things you didn’t know then. But there are things you don’t know now, too, that someone older is looking down at you for.

I promised myself I would never forget that, growing up. I put it in a time capsule when I was nine because I wanted to be certain. And sometimes it slips away, and I catch myself scoffing at people younger than me, but you have to fight that. You have to hold on. You have to keep a little bit of your younger mind inside you, so you don’t forget.

I think that’s important.

Remember that you’ll always change, but know that the person you’ll become isn’t going to be any more real than the person you are, or the person you were. They’re still going to feel like You.

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Y/N, leaving after an argument: Ok well then fuck you!

Any of the Batfam members: Wait, where are you going?

Y/N, beyond mad: To your mom’s house.

Batfam member:

Y/N:

Y/N: I’m sorry, that slipped out.