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MC: Let me get this straight. You’re the girl player character option that was dummied out, but you’re back in the game, now…

FeMC: Yep. Got patched back in and everything.

MC: Does that make us twins?

FeMC: I suppose so. We both have memories of hanging out with Sayori and all.

MC: We also both lack faces.

FeMC: I was going to ask about that…

MC: So, you can fulfill my duties as the player character?

FeMC: Obviously.

MC: So long, sucker! *proceeds to run, only to be grabbed by the tie by Monika*

Monika: *cheerfully* You know I won’t let you go that easily!

MC: How do you always know?!

FeMC: *slowly edging towards the door* I think I’m just gonna…

Monika: *grabs her by the back of her collar* You’re in the Literature Club, now. This is not negotiable. I’m not going back to having five members.

#monika #mc #submission #femc #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mod natsuki

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Monika: Why do I keep you around?

MC: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.

#monika #mc #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc mc #ddlc monika #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc quotes #mod natsuki #source: Doctor Who

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The red means I love you

#yuri #catch me reblogging my own ddlc art >:) #not a quote #art #mod natsuki #tw knife #tw blood #blood tw

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Happy two year anniversary to this blog apparently!

-Mod Natsuki

#not a quote #mod natuski #this is incredible holy shit #i did not think we'd make it this long

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Monika: I like my romantic partners like I like my coffee.

Natsuki: ...Hot?

Monika: An addiction that sometimes feels like it’s the only thing getting me through the day but really, in the long run, it’s just bad for my health.

Yuri: Too real...

Monika, crying: That too.

#yuri #natsuki #monika #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc yuri #ddlc natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki #unfortunately very true <///3

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MC: So, run me through this again.

Monika: Is this really necessary?

MC: I just want to be sure that I understand this properly. So, you thought that we should try to recruit more members.

Monika: Yes.

MC: You decided that we would therefore need more students.

Monika: That I did.

MC: So you decided to try to search for dummied out files.

Monika: Yes…

MC: And somehow that led to…

Monika: Sayori being converted to pocket-size, yes! I’m working on it!

MC: And where is Sayori right now?

Monika: Having the best day of her life.

*Meanwhile*

Natsuki: How are you able to eat whole cookies so quickly?! You’re like three inches tall!

Yuri: *pouring Sayori tea in a doll’s teacup* And how is she not getting full?

#monika #mc #yuri #sayori #natsuki #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc mc #ddlc monika #ddlc yuri #ddlc sayori #ddlc natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki #i would play a whole game just about this tbh

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big day for doki doki fans!

-Mod Natsuki

#not a quote #mod natsuki

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Getting my friend who knows nothing about DDLC to play on stream. Today is a good day

-Mod Natsuki

#not a quote #ddlc #mod natsuki

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Natsuki: I’ve found common ground with you, Yuri.

Yuri: I beg your pardon?

Natsuki: I’m now familiar with Lovecraft’s creations.

Yuri: You read a cosmic horror story? Natsuki, I’m so h–

Natsuki: I read a romantic comedy manga called Necronomicon: Book of Love. Cthulhu is such a sweet girl! And I love how Azathoth is always on the verge of falling asleep. I do kinda wonder about Yog-Sothoth’s ability to just show up anywhere, but his romance with Shub-Niggurath is so cute!

Yuri: *eye twitching* Oh? And what, perchance, is the primary romance of this series?

Natsuki: Cthulhu and a girl named Cap Johansen. They’re both so pretty and they look cute together…! Yuri? You okay?

Yuri: *currently in the red outfit with the draconic eyes* I’m fine! Why do you ask?

#yuri #natsuki #submission #i would read that tbh #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc yuri #ddlc natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki

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Natsuki: I need your help.

MC: Didn’t Yuri already get them down from the top shelf?

Natsuki: Different thing. Sayori has found my backup cookie jar.

MC: I’ll help you make some more later. For now, I’ll get you a cookie from the vending machine.

Natsuki: No, I want them back.

MC: That is not a fight we’ll win.

Natsuki: Are you afraid of taking cookies from her?

MC: Yes, and if you try to take the cookies, then you will be in the future. Monika only gets away with it because she’s Monika and can do who knows what in order to get them.

#mc #natsuki #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc mc #ddlc natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki

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Dokis + Ayano Play Among Us

Natsuki: MC is definitely the impostor.

MC: What? Why me? I was literally just doing the card swipe!

Natsuki: A likely story! The body was right there!

MC: I don’t even know who died! Oh, Yuri.

Natsuki: Yeah, Yuri! I found her in the room with you!

Ayano: It could be Monika.

Monika: I was with you the whole time!

Natsuki: I’m telling you all, it’s gotta be MC! Sayori, you were in the room with the cameras, what did you see?

Sayori: Huh? Oh, I didn’t see anything. I was figuring out how to use the vents. You made it look so easy, but I keep messing up, somehow!

Natsuki:

MC:

Monika:

Ayano:

Sayori: What?

Natsuki: …You had one job, Sayori. One job.

#monika #mc #yuri #sayori #natsuki #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc mc #ddlc yuri #ddlc monika #ddlc sayori #ddlc natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki

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Yuri: I need you to promise not to be angry…

Natsuki: No.

Yuri:

Natsuki: What did you do?

Yuri: Well now I’d rather not say…

Natsuki: Yuri…

Yuri: Please remember that we are very dear to one another, despite our frequent arguments.

Natsuki: Yuri…

Yuri: I might have directed Sayori to the Parfait Girls cookie jar you hid from her. She tricked me! She had Monika change her text box to have your name!

Natsuki:

Yuri:

Natsuki:

Yuri: Natsuki? Dear?

Natsuki: Yuri?

Yuri: Yes?

Natsuki: I’m going to give you to the count of ten to run.

Yuri:

Natsuki: One. Two. Three…

Yuri: *bolts out of the clubroom*

#yuri #natsuki #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc natsuki #ddlc yuri #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki

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Natsuki: *sitting with her back to the door* Move my manga collection back to the lower shelf, MC.

MC: How did you do that without turning around?

Natsuki: *turning around* To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you, but… here we are.

#mc #natsuki #submission #source: 30 Rock #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc mc #ddlc natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki

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Monika: I have disabled the profanity filters.

MC: …Why would you do that?

Monika: To see what happens.

Sayori: Let me try! *whispers* Darn. Shoot. Dang. Nice!

Yuri: Cursing is for those with small minds than can’t think of better words.

Natsuki: *inhales deeply*

MC: Turn it off! Turn it off now!

#monika #mc #yuri #sayori #natsuki #submission #let!natsuki!say!fuck!! #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literaturę club #ddlc monika #ddlc mc #ddlc yuri #ddlc natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki

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Natsuki: I just have a question.

Monika: *nodding in agreement* By all means, bring it on!

Natsuki: I’m fictional. Like, actually fictional. Right?

Monika: *smiling* Fake as a mannequin. And now, you’re a dating sim option.

Natsuki: And just how did that happen to me?

Monika: *frowns* Come on, didn’t you ever play a dating sim in your backstory?

Natsuki: Uh, well yeah. Of course.

Monika: Then there’s your answer.

Natsuki:

Monika:

Natsuki: Um…is that all?

Monika: Why does there have to be more?! A little of this, a little of that and BANG! You’re in the game! That’s all you NEED to make a romanceable character, kiddo! *backs away, smiling* So, got any more questions?

#monika #natsuki #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literaturę club #ddlc monika #ddlc natsuki #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki #source: Zombieland Saga

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MC: I’m going to ask you to use your powers for evil.

Monika: What?

MC: I know that it’s weird hearing that from me, but it’s being evil for a good cause…

Monika: No, no. I just wanted to make sure that I heard you right. You want me to use my powers for evil?

MC: For a good cause, but yes. It’s not like this is something I say everyday.

Monika: Yeah, but I thought I was daydreaming again. I’m in, obviously.

MC: You daydream about being told to use your powers for evil?

Monika: Absolutely

MC: Dear god…

Monika: You don’t need to use terms of endearment. I already agreed. Who am I going to destroy?

#monika #mc #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literaturę club #ddlc monika #ddlc mc #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki

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Monika: So what do you want, MC? What’s that one concrete goal that motivates all of your actions?

MC: I don’t think I have one of those...

Monika: Well then how’s anyone supposed to sympathize with you, MC?

#monika #mc #source: the guy who didn't like musicals #submission #ddlc #doki doki #doki doki literature club #ddlc mc #ddlc monika #incorrect quotes #incorrect ddlc #mod natsuki