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Oh my, thanks for the tag :D

Bungou Stray Dogs (obviously)

Meruem and Komugi

Why Sholmes is the best Guardian of Rebirth character

Octopath Traveler

Gentleman/phantom thieves

Tag list (no pressure) - @sinetempore @hedgyhog-lawly @longwombraider @miammey

I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.

List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.

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Fukuchi: You may go now, but remember the rules.

Fukuchi: [to Tecchou] no fighting.

Fukuchi: [to Jouno] no insults.

Fukuchi: [to Teruko] no threats.

Fukuchi: [to Tachihara] no... whatever you do.

Tachihara: Yo.

Fukuchi: Don't do that.

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Tecchou: So if it happened twice, and it's been twenty-two years, that means it happened once every twenty years?

Teruko: That's not how math works.

#it's tecchou day :D #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd tecchou #bsd teruko #s: real life #it's a mean quote for his birthday but in my defense i was tecchou lol #brain's not braining without coffee

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Young Fukuchi: I wish I could fast-forward through my life and see that everything ends up okay.

#and then he got his sword #look it's an amgsty quote that doesn't even mention jouno are you proud of me #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd fukuchi #spoilers #s: desperate housewives

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Random civilian: Are you one of the good guys?

Jouno: No, but I'm friends with them.

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Fukuchi: Here's the plan. Teruko and me will search the first floor. Jouno, Tecchou and Tachihara will search the second floor.

Tachihara: Jouno and Tecchou? Is that really the ideal pairing?

Fukuchi: Your job is to keep them from killing each other.

Tachihara: Because I'm the diplomat of the group?

Fukuchi: There is no diplomat of the group.

#i was so sure we've had this quote but i went through the whole blog and didn’t find it so #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd fukuchi #bsd tachihara #spoilers #s: six of crows

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Jouno: I told Tecchou that stars are holes poked in the box so we can breathe. I was just trying to mess with him, but I think I changed his life.

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@assface-berlioz

Sorry to everyone for turning this into a separate post, it got a bit too long, I've been enabled to ramble lol-

The first one is actually a crossover AU with Devil from a foreign land, where Dazai is Sorato, Jouno Garan and Fyodor Kiyora. I don't know how many people here know this manga but it's basically a royality/childhood friends AU where Jouno is a son to a royal family, Fyodor his fiancé, and Dazai a servant Jouno picked up after he found him unconscious on the family estate. Despite the hierarchical difference they're essentially friends like normal children, even though Jouno's father doesn't approve of his friendship with either of them (it's secondary but the father would be Fukuchi, it might not fit his dynamic with Fyodor but I live for chapter 92/93 angst okay). Jouno is just trying to keep the whole thing together while having to watch Dazai get punished for their friendship and everything, until he finds out that he has been lying to him (letting him win during their sparring sessions, and being... a lot closer to Fyodor than he thought, or he is himself) and essentially that's when everything falls apart.

The second one is technically diving into headcanon territory; it is the backstory I use for them in my fanworks, the reason I treat it as AU rather than hc is because it's more wishful thinking than something I feel like would be canon, lol.

Anyway, they grew up in an orphanage together, basically an institution for children with dangerous or rare abilities. (Jouno is the only one who actually lost his parents; Dazai and Fyodor were dumped there, Fyodor for religious reasons, Dazai for the sake of his safety). In addition to being abandoned, they had to withstand the director's attempts to "cleanse" them from their abilities, essentially torture them (which is also how Jouno lost his sight, but that's secondary), so they bonded over their pain and the fact that they simply didn't have anyone else. They actually used to be quite good friends, spending all their free time together, until they left one by one.

Bonus: An example of the fanworks I was talking about, because I got carried away. I'm sorry.

#this got too long for a reply so i went all out I'm sorry lmao- #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd jouno #bsd dazai #bsd fyodor #not a quote

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Jouno, about Tecchou: He's so dumb. I can't believe I'm going to kiss him.

Teruko: You don't have to.

Jouno: Nah, I'm gonna.

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"#i have a post canon ''au'' where the ada is forced to (temporarily) take in the disbanded Hunting Dogs"

what??? that sounds so cool??? can we hear more about it

Gladly! I'm happy to get to talk about it :D even though it's sort of a loose concept lol

This is excluding Tachihara (for obvious reasons) and Fukuchi; as much as I would want him to spend time and properly reconnect with Fukuzawa, I doubt he'd get the opportunity to after the whole mess with the DOA, either because he's going to jail, or... well, that other thing...

So anyway, I see two possible reasons for this, one of which being related to Yosano's ability and the surgeries (credits for the idea to @sinetempore lol) or the less likely but far funnier option of Kenji dragging Tecchou to Fukuzawa like "can we keep him :D".

On the one hand we have some very awkward interactions with the people that were literally hunting you down like a week ago, which is equally uncomfortable for both parties. They'd eventually warm up with each other (Tecchou and Kenji setting a good example by being the only ones actually interacting with each other casually at first), but until then no one is having fun with the arrangement. And everyone is aware it won't ever happen for some of them. Jouno and Kunikida just sort of ignore each other completely, and you won't ever find them alone in the same room.

(I feel like Lucy would get involved in this process too, probably dragged in by Jouno who noticed that she used to be in a similar position. She is, in fact, even more wary of them than the ADA members, the only exception here being Tecchou.)

On the other hand, though, this opens some really nice angsty possibilities for the Hunting Dogs, and I'm not talking about the physical ones. We don't know how long they've really existed, but assuming it's between 6 and 14 years the chains of the government must be imprinted so deeply in their minds. And without the surgeries, their capacities are nowhere near as where they used to be; and that's leaving the side effects of not receiving them anymore aside. Imagine them out on their first new mission and failing. Imagine their panic. All aside from the punishment they would have received as Hunting Dogs, failure simply isn't a familiar feeling for them anymore. I doubt Fukuzawa would send them away all on their own for multiple reasons, and the ADA members accompanying them are... concerned, to say the least. It takes a long and sort of one sided conversation to even figure our what's wrong, and even longer to sort it out. It was, in fact, the first and last time Jouno and Kunikida actually talked to each other. Neither of them ever acknowledged it again later.

On the OTHER other hand, we could get the friendships I want to see so badly. Ranpo and Teruko. Dazai and Jouno. Guys I'm not joking I need Dazai and Jouno to be friends so badly. They (and Fyodor) are in fact the only characters I have not one, but two childhood friends AUs for. I need to see them together.

#i hope it makes sense i typed this in a rush lol #thanks for the ask! #not a quote #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #spoilers #ask #bsd jouno #bsd tecchou #bsd teruko #bsd kunikida

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Kenji, about Jouno and Tecchou: Those two really don't do well when they're separated, huh?

Tachihara: Oh, you have no idea.

#''for just five minutes-'' #i think kenji has a pretty good idea actually #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd tachihara #bsd kenji #s: macgyver 2016

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Tecchou: Jouno is like a pinecone. Spiky on the outside and equally as spiky on the inside. But he sure is neat.

#bungou stray dogs #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #hunting dogs bsd #bsd tecchou #it's been so long since i last posted here that tumblr deleted my tags :( #s: big city greens

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Jouno, as Tecchou tapes ice cream sticks together to build a bridge for ants to cross a puddle: Do you need help?

Tecchou: It's almost done, but thank you.

Jouno: No, I meant in general.

Tecchou:

#icarus if you see this this one's for you lmao #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd jouno #bsd tecchou #s: real life

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Jouno: About that...

Tachihara: Wait, what's wrong? That's the exact same look my mom had when my brother died. Oh gods, did my brother die again? How do you know my mom and brother?

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Fukuchi: Do you think it could be PTSD?

Tecchou: I think it's far more serious than a mere menstrual issue.

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Tecchou: I don't know if you can sense it but I'm sending affection via my mental abilities.

Jouno: Well, I'm feeling a bit uncomfortable indeed.

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Fukuchi: Thank you for making time in your busy schedule to come.

Jouno: I didn't make time for shit. You dragged me here.

#chapter 92 definitely chapter 92 #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd fukuchi #bsd jouno #s: danganronpa