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Who’s your bias? Who’s your bias wrecker, which one is your favorite? Who would you rather marry—
I love all of these goddamn idiots and my life is in shambles.
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You’ve heard of..
Minlix-Big cat, Little Cat
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Chanmin- Big pup, Little Pup 🥺
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Chan: I just need to hear those three little words.
Han & Felix: we love you!
Chan: I love you too, but try again.
Han & Felix: *grumbling* we will behave.
Chan: Thank you.
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Kidnapper: I have your kid.
Chan: which one, I have seven.
Kidnapper: the loud, annoying one that never shuts up.
Chan:
Chan: WHICH ONE, I HAVE SEVEN???
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Felix, skipping through the doorway: hey dad!
Chan, with a big smile: hello, little one!
Seungmin, with squinted eyes: Greetings. Father.
Chan, with a strained smile: hello, problem child #2.
Changbin, running: APPAAA—!
Chan, downing coffee: who let you out, problem child #1?
Hyunsung, barely a step over the threshold:
Chan: go back to bed.
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Reblog if you say "Y'all"
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Changbin, fed up with the 00s: GIVE ME A REASON WHY I SHOULDN’T WHOOP UR ASS!
00s: ….because we’re cute?
Changbin:
00s:
Changbin, softly: Fuck, ur right…
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Principal: Jungkook got in a fight today.
Seokjin: Oh no. Is he okay??
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Yoongi: Did he win?
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2D & Noodle: Can we go outside?
Murdoc: I don’t care, I’m not your father.
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Murdoc: WAIT NOT IN THE BLOODY ROAD-
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