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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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707: Hey Yoosung! Spell Orange!
Yoosung: The fruit or the color?
707:
Yoosung:
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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707: What if Vanderwood voiced a gps?
Saeran: “Great job, you missed the exit, you fucking disgrace”
707: [completely dying of laughter]
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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Jumin: You know you're ugly when you lie Zen.
Zen: I'm not lying!!
Jumin: Then why are you ugly?
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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hEY HEY WAIT A SECOND
WHAT AN AWESOME THING TO COME BACK TO HOLY H E C K
Yoosung: why my hand shaky
[Unknown joins the chat]
Saeren: Your skeleton is ready to hatch
Yoosung: oh terrifying thank you-
Yoosung: wAIT WHO ARE YOU?!
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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[Group chat is getting spammed]
Zen: I wasn’t listening
Zen: But I strongly disagree with whatever Jumin said.
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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Jumin: I have no use for people,
Jumin: I find them weird and confusing.
Jumin: and if life has taught me anything, it’s that I should stay away from that.
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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707: But who can I trust??
MC: Yourself?
707, scoffing: pfft No?????
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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707, T posing in the kitchen: They YEETED the STONKS and it has left me SHOOK!!!
Mc, lying on the floor: OHOHO!The tea is SCALDING
Saeran, sobbing: what the fuck are either of you two saying?!?!?!
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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Jaehee, extremely stressed: Is it okay if I swear?
Jumin: Sure.
Jaehee: F
Jumin: Go on.
Jaehee: I'm nervous
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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Yoosung: You know what I’ve always wondered?
Yoosung: How do tall people actually sleep at night, like the blanket couldn't possibly cover their shoulders to toes right?
Zen: It's 2am, go the fuck to sleep.
Yoosung: but, you're awake.
Yoosung: So can't sleep? Is it cuz' of the blanket?
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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707: I break into Jumin's house
707: I find Elly
707: I give her a little kis
707: I am forcefully escorted out of the building.
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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V: Alright, be safe everyone
Jumin: We wil-
Yoosung: Dont tell me what to do, V.
Yoosung: [Breaks his arm]
V:
Jumin:
Yoosung: ow-
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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Yoosung: Why go to therapy when you can get addicted to playing video games!
Mc: Isn't that an unhealthy coping mechanism?
Yoosung: No it's called playing LOLLOL.
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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707: [pulls up at Jumin's place]
Jumin: oh no.
707: [calmly walks up to the door and is using proper manners to get in]
Jumin: oh no.
707: [literally breaks into Jumin's room to steal Elly]
Jumin: oh fUCK NO.
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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Yoosung, playing scrabble: I will put my “A” down to make “A!”
Jaehee: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”
707: I will add onto your “AT” to make a “RAT”
Jumin, completely genuine: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Zen: [flips the board]
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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707: Hey! Did you know I can talk to animals?
Yoosung: wait really?
707: Yeah! Here lemme show you
707: [walking up to a bird]
707: Hello you fucking duck
Yoosung: that's a pidgeon-
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incorrectmessengers · 4 years
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Yoosung: Hey Jaehee? How do I get revenge?
Jaehee: The best revenge is letting go and living life to the fullest.
Yoosung:
Yoosung: Hey Saeran? How do I-
Saeran: Brick.
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