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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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ok this isn’t related to mystreet but it has to be said.
Fact: If/when (in MID) Ava shows the boys a meme, they are gonna look at it like a parent and be like, ‘why is this funny’ or ‘do you know them’ and no you cannot change my mind
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Lucinda: Am I straight?
Melissa: Not even a little bit.
Lucinda: No, my parking...
Melissa: Oh. Yeah, you’re good.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Aphmau: You need to control your anger.
Aaron: This is me controlling my anger.
Ein: *walks past*
Aaron: *punches Ein in the face*
Aphmau: ...
Aphmau: I’m pretty sure that’s the anger controlling you. 
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Zane: You need to stop picking fights with people taller than you.
Aaron: Oh please, everyone’s taller than her.
Zane: Aaron, don’t provoke-
Aphmau, already rolling up her sleeves: You wanna die, bitch-boy?
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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After Aph realizes that FC and Aaron are the same person.
Lucinda: I think someone’s in love~!
Kawaii~Chan: Aphmau and Aaron sitting in a tree-
Aphmau: Yeah right, I just think Aaron is cute. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
[Later that night]
Aphmau *staring at the ceiling*: Shit.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Gene: I came home & my dog peed a little bc he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I’m surrounded by fakes.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Melissa: What’s your sleep schedule?
Aaron: Bold of you to assume I have one.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Aaron: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Aphmau: Hey Garroth, how tall are you?
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Katelyn: See this? This is my “I don’t care” face.
Travis: That’s your normal face.
Katelyn: I know.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Garroth: Okay, codenames. I am eagle one.
Garroth: Laurence, you are- been there done that.
Garroth: Blaze, you are- currently doing that.
Garroth: Gene, you are- happened once in a dream.
Garroth: Katelyn, you are- if I had to pick a girl.
Garroth: Aphmau, you are- I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it.
Garroth: Aaron, you are- eagle two.
Aaron: Oh thank Irene.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Aphmau: I know you want to keep me safe, but the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.
Aaron: Believe me, I’ve thought about it.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Michael: I have an idea!
Terry: We’re aren’t going to murder anyone.
Michael: I have no ideas.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Aphmau, lying face down on the floor: Life is meaningless.
Aaron: Well, I knew that. Care to elaborate?
Aphmau: We’re out of Oreos.
Aaron: Of course that’s why you’re having a meltdown.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Melissa: What If I’m not even gay?
Melissa: What If I’m faking my gayness?
Melissa: What If I’m not even interested in girl-
Lucinda: *walks by*
Melissa: Nevermind
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Travis, trying to flirt: Have you ever fallen in love?
Katelyn, with dead eyes and a monotone voice: I can’t even fall asleep.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Aphmau: What are you, five?
Aaron: Yeah, five feet taller than you.
Aphmau:
Aaron:
Aphmau:
Aaron: Please don’t kill me.
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incorrectmystreet · 5 years
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Aphmau: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Zane: I’m a knife.
Kawaii~Chan, from across the room: He’s a little spoon.
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