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insp. / scene

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Niall: And what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?

Harry: The car takes a screenshot.

Liam: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Liam: Yesterday I overheard Niall saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and Harry replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly. 

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I am laughing way more than I should be at some of your posts.

#ask

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Niall: I hate this photo of you

Harry: I'm cute as fuck in that photo! I'm smiling kindly.

Niall: You're not smiling kindly, you look like you're up to something!

Harry: Up to kindness!

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Harry: I want to spice things up.

Niall: You know I can’t eat spicy food because of my acid reflux. 

Harry: I meant in the bedroom...

Niall: I can’t eat it anywhere in the house, Harry!

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Harry, teaching Niall how to drive: So you’re driving, and Louis and Liam walk into the road. Quick! What do you hit?

Niall: Liam, definitely. I could never hurt Louis.

Harry, massaging his temples: The brakes, Niall. You hit the brakes.

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Harry: *trying to flirt* So uh, you come here often?

Niall: We’re in the same band…

Harry:

Niall: So just as much as you do.

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Harry: Shout out to my parents for making the most perfect kid ever!

Niall: Congratulations to Gemma.

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Harry: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Niall: Do you mean woke?

Harry: I did mean woke, but it's grammatically incorrect.

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@ emergency pressconference after certain pics leaked

Harry (about Niall): There’s one thing I want to clear up tonight, ladies and gentlemen. I did not fuck this man.

Niall (silently in the background): phew, thank god thats dealt with

Harry (continuing loudly and seriously): … the truth is, he fucked me.

Niall:

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tru detectives

(inspired by true detective)

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Harry: You better stop or you'll upset the baby

Niall: ...What baby?

Harry: Me

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