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Les: Davey? Is Santa Claus gonna come?

Davey: Les, it’s April. And we’re Jewish

Les: Oh. So who’s coming?

Davey: I don’t know. Jerry Seinfeld?

#source: tik tok #newsies #incorrect quotes #newsies incorrect quotes #davey jacobs #david jacobs #les jacobs #the jacobs siblings #yes I am making this post after not posting for like two years without context #anyways see y’all in another two years #i’ll be graduated by then 😳 #really I saw this on tik tok and thought immediately of davey because he lives in my head rent free

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Katherine: So we got good news and we got bad news. Which do you want to hear first?

Sarah: It’s my birthday, so good.

Davey: Well, the pigeons on the sidewalk loved your cake.

Sarah: Wha-

Katherine: After Jack dropped it.

#source: unknown #guess whose birthday it is 🥺 #my birthday gift to yall ❤️ #newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #katherine pulitzer #katherine plumber #katherine plumber pulitzer #sarah jacobs #david jacobs #jack kelly #yes i came back just to post on my bday sue me #but also zayn and gigi might have had their baby today and im telinf everything i know that we might have the same bday #8/20/20

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your icon freaks me out but i love it

lol ty (I think)

I’ve had some pretty iconic (eh?) icons for this account

my fave was honestly the horse 😂

but also this pic of Ben Fank eating a slice of pizza was good too (not the exact pic I had since that’s long gone but the same moment if you get my gist)

ultimately though the pic of Ben and AKB is what i’m going to keep because 1. it’s such a cute picture 🥺 2. it’s funny 3. it fits the theme of this account of “incorrect newsies” since they’re the incorrect newsie

here’s the pic btw

#this is dedicated to all those people who didnt think I had more than 1 brain cel #asks #thanks for the ask! #anonymous #I realllllyyyyy dont remember what I usually tag and that makes me sad #8/9/20

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8/9/20

hey just want to make sure that you folks know that you can reach out to me whenever you want/need to :) even when it looks like i’m not active (I turned off that thing lol cause I’m insecure and overthink thinking people will judge me for always being on tumblr/on my phone)

I can’t promise I’ll respond promptly, but I check tumblr (almost always) at least once a day. if you’d like, I can give you some better ways to keep in contact with me

I’ve done a pretty piss poor job of not posting on tumblr lately but I like just dropping in every once in a while and letting you all know that you know I’m like still on tumblr I guess

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Idea: Newsies, except Christian Bale plays Jack as Batman.

“Santa fe! Are you there! Do you swear… to me!”

#I love the added concept art 👌👌👌 #not a quote #retweet #omg I forget what I’m supposed to tag 😬🤧

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Sarah: So how was the honeymoon?

Davey: Well, Jack got super drunk one night and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire saying “good luck trying to return me without a receipt.”

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You’ll be missed :) I hope everything’s okay

oof yeah everything is going well! (ty for the concern ❤️)

there was a bit of a rough patch a bit ago that are still have a few repercussions and there are some aspects in my life that are going smoother than others but that’s pretty much granted in anyone’s life

I’m going to miss sweet anons like you though 🥺💕

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Hey

So I’ve been wondering if I should like make this a long drawn out post or not and I’m not

so basically I’m not going to be active on fandom tumblr anymore, which is basically the two accounts I’m currently active on (one being this one)

I’ve been in some sort of fandom and have had some sort of fan account since I was like 12, and I think I need to move on. Recently, I’ve had a lot of huge changes in my life, and I’ve realized that I’m not really happy where I am in my life outside of tumblr. I just want to make sure I can devote my attention to that to make sure I am enjoying life. Not that I haven’t enjoyed creating content for you guys. Sincerely, I have.

Anyway, that’s why I spammed posted earlier because that was all of my (good) quotes in my drafts. I’m probably going to spam post the remaining chapters of my fanfic then leave it unfinished whoops. I’ll still be on tumblr scrolling through stuff (maybe reblog)

I’m not starting up another tumblr “full time” I guess but I might periodically post on the one I just made as a joke which is @embarassingpicsofmycat

okay that’s all

goodbye for now. I love you guys 💕💕💕

edit (8/2): i still check up on tumblr btw so if you ever need anything I should be able to respond semi quickly/regularly. Let me know if you ever need anything ❤️

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Jack: Everything’s totally fine! There’s nothing to worry about.

Davey: Is that a challenge?

#source: I made this one up #sorry for the spam newsies tag D: #newsies #incorrect quotes #newsies incorrect quotes #jack kelly #davey jacobs #javid

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Davey: That’s it! You’re all grounded. Jack, no more drawing. Race, no more racetrack betting.

Davey: And Spot-

Davey: Is there anything you love?

Spot: Revenge.

Davey: No more vengeance, then.

Spot: I was going to say “I’ll get you for this,” but I guess that’s off the table.

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Twister

Sarah: Jack, right hand red.

Jack: *ends up on top of Davey*

Davey: Okay, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?

Sarah: I stopped spinning like 15 turns ago. Honestly surprised you didn’t notice sooner.

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Mush: I had a dream where I got arrested for tax evasion which is weird because I don’t even pay taxes!

Davey: That’s liTERALLY THE DEFINITION OF TAX EVASION?!!!?

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Jack: This soup is way too bland. If I had to rate this, I’d give it three-

Crutchie: I made it for you.

Jack: -out of three! Nice job!

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Mush: So, Elmer did some math and-

Davey: Wait. Elmer?

Mush: Don’t worry, he had a calculator.

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Jack: I think I’m falling for you.

Katherine: Then get up.

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Katherine: Well, aren’t you a beautiful boy?

Romeo: Thanks! I’ve been trying out a new kind of hairspray and-

Katherine: *picks up puppy*

Romeo: *teary eyed* Oh.

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Davey: Will you at least go out to dinner with me?

Jack: I’m sorry but I don’t go out with married men

Davey: But I’m your husband?

Jack: I make no exceptions

#LOOOOOOL #davey jacobs #jack kelly #javid #not mine