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Not a request but I love your work ! So funny, so fluffy ! I want moooooore ! <3

awww thank you so much pookie !!! :,DDD more you shall receive ~ ✨

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when 141 enters your personal space 😳

whether its accidental or on purpose...they are in very close proximity to you lmao

Price

with your short stature, you were struggling to reach for some gun oil on one of the top shelves in the armory

"need a hand?" you recognized the gruffness of the voice behind you, but before u could move—

you feel his chest on your back and a hand on your hip as he effortlessly reaches above you to grab the oil that was mere inches away from your finger tips

you felt his gun press against you...at least you hoped it was his gun...😳

you thanked him, but he noticed how flushed you looked so he curtly replied—

"don't mention it. ever."

he looked just as flustered while leaving the room after 💀

Gaz

you and gaz were guilty of being midnight snack fiends—

unfortunately for you, they'd already mopped the galley clean for the night—

so as you both stepped onto the freshly wet linoleum, y'all took a tumble

he actually did well in breaking your fall, catching you and pulling you to him as you landed

but as you kept trying to get up, your feet would slip and you'd fall right back on top of him again

and with each failure, you became more embarrassed, and he could see it on your face 😭

so instead he just held you on him while he scooted to a drier part of floor

after apologizing profusely and failing to get any snackage what so ever, he just laughed and said you were enough for him for the night 😭 😳

Soap

you were in a bomb defusing training session and your nerves were less than psyched about it

you were frazzled and your hands wouldn't stop trembling in fear that it'd go off

so when Soap see's you flurried out of your mind, he decided to assist you

"here, let me help you." his voice came from behind where you sat, and then you saw his hands move atop yours, and his fingers gently guided yours to the proper wires

"don't cut these ones. instead—" his voice was low and quiet, and his breath ghosted your ear as he moved your fingers towards another pair of wires "cut these, from left to right. you'll be fine after."

the interaction riled you up more than the bomb did, and the session ended with everyone having to evacuate a very smoky room 💀

Ghost

you were both on stealth recon work, in an abandoned mansion where nuclear weapon part trafficking was taking place

as a few guards were making their rounds through the premises, ghost unceremoniously shoved you into the nearest broom closet

it was quite meant for brooms, and only brooms, as the tiny space crushed you against Ghost's chest in pitch black darkness

the looming dread of being discovered had your breathing quicken, and you inwardly cursed yourself knowing Ghost absolutely could hear you panicking

without warning you feel his hand cover your mouth, and you stiffened against him

you felt him move, and his voice was almost silent as he spoke against your ear, "relax."

and once the patrol had left and Ghost peeled away from you, it took everything you had to stand up straight and follow him back to exfil—

Ghost obviously isn't used to being in contact that close, but he probably misses it at least a little bit afterwards (just without all the suspense of being captured & killed) :D thank y'all for reading my silly prompts and hcs 🫶

#call of duty #x reader #scenario #john price #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish

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141 if they were dogs

and you can headcanon whatever breed, but this is just how their behavior would be to me :>

Price

the tail never wags

he is stoic, your standard guard dog

he basically lives for his duty, and then mopes on the floor

he doesn’t give any bite warnings, if you’re messing with him he’ll bite—

if he’s sleeping, leave him alone 😬

definitely not a family dog, but a good dog for loners or people who don’t have a lot in life

he loves raw steaks. if he is not fed raw steaks he will be grumpy

Gaz

Stoic like Price, but a calm approach and a head pat will earn you a small tail wag

a good guard dog for a small family!

he’s always on his feet but when he’s asleep, he’s out like a rock—

has an incredible nose, perfect for sleuthing

knows how to be gentle with small people and animals

definitely sleeps in the kids rooms

loves a variety of raw foods. must pay him the cheese tax

Soap

may god help you

he is hyper, he is built for outdoor activities

absolutely massive appetite, will eat whatever you give him and more (lock down your trash cans, and prepare to push him off counters)

if there’s something he’s not used to, he’ll chase it down immediately—

* always alert and vocal, if anything steps foot within his area of awareness, you’ll hear about it

although he wouldn’t be great in a family household, he gets along well with older kids (or anyone with high energy tbh)

he’s a working dog at the end of the day, and needs high activity daily exercise 🫶

Ghost

unapproachable— keep your hands and fingers to themselves

pure guard dog, and everyone can see it with how many scars he has

he has adequate hearing and smell, but impeccable eyesight

once he’s on the trail of something he won’t ever let it go—

eats nothing but raw meat of any kind (he needs protein 😳)

definitely not for any average dog owner, he’s handled by scary individuals

!! BONUS !!

König

a big dog, but he’s skittish—

was meant to be a guard dog, but got kicked out of service for being a big silly

has poor spacial awareness but an amazing nose

drools when he sleeps

if you have food, he’ll invade your space and take it (like a cow. look up a cow stealing food—)

definitely isn’t afraid to bite intruders (will mow them down and maul them if he wants to—)

💯 safe with kids of all ages (just make sure you have enough food, eats enough to fill 3 teenage boys. could eat a small human—)

Riptide

the most domesticated and least aggressive in the entire list tbh

love swimming, if he’s near any puddle or pool he’s diving right in—

excels at fetch, especially with frisbees

is the gentlest with kids, you can leave them alone with him—

has intimidating barks but they’re never aggressive, he’s mostly quiet—

loves the beach, gets all sandy and smelly ✨

has a good balance between guard dog, and family dog 💚

Keegan

you know outside cats? well he’s like that, only a dog—

comes back for food or if he’s injured/really dirty

he always stays near your home / around your neighborhood at night (he got a lil of that guard dog in him)

very quiet, never barks or whines, but if he’s fighting he’ll sound like a monster—

hunts rats for fun (doesn’t eat them though)

he would not be happy if someone took him off the street, he’s happy with his life style

#call of duty #headcanon #john price #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #keegan p russ #konig cod

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when 141 finds you as a cat!

and don’t ask how, i just like silly prompts 💀

Price

he’s wary that it’s a prank, but once he realizes it’s not permanent—

he acts nonchalant and unbothered at first, knowing you won’t do things you’re not supposed to

but once you start rubbing up on his legs and jumping up on his lap his stoic resolve crumbles—

when he comes back from his missions he picks you up and gives you a kiss right on top of ur head !!! everytime without fail—

turns to petting and scratching you when he’s lost in thought/trying to make decisions

you steal his hat and sleep in it sometimes😏

you also jump up on his paperwork and sit on his keyboard, resulting in many gibberish filled emails being sent to everyone

when you’re reverted to normal, he’s bashful & embarrassed since you can recall everything you did together perfectly

but hes very happy once you offer to stay with him in his office while hes working :>

Gaz

he too believes it’s a prank until it’s not, and he honestly has no idea how to go about it

do you eat cat food or people food? his question is answered by your disgusted face when he tries giving you wet cat food—

you gain the habit of taking a big mouthful of whatever hes eating off his plate, and he’s forced to carry you out of the room entirely to stop you from stealing from him

when he’s asleep you love sleeping right next to his head on his pillow (you make him sneeze throughout the night sometimes unfortunately 💀)

he loves having you on his chest while he browses his phone during break periods

he’s happier once you revert to your regular self, but also a touch more clingy. he’s grown to like having his hands on u :>

Soap

“huh…well alright.” he’s not terribly worried, but he likes dogs more so he’s not sure how to behave around you

but when it gets to the point where you’re under his feet and wrapping around his legs, he’ll just sling you over his shoulder and carry you around

while perched on his shoulders, you’d rub your face on his mohawk (he then ceases putting product in it so it doesn’t stick to you 😂)

is the gentlest when handling you tbh, he’s always aware and careful when you’re in his space

when you turn back, he obsesses over making sure you’re okay and had enough to eat—

i don’t think he’ll see you as anything other than his pet afterwards tbh

Ghost

this mf pretends you don’t exist at first; he’s too busy for any silly cat business—

no matter how much you jump up on him or get under his feet, he just nudges you out of the way

it’s when you stop doing it that he begins to notice you—

if you’re moping around he’ll scratch your head and pet you

he’ll then apologize for being so busy and start calling you little pet names (only when no one’s around 😏)—

it gets to the point where you’re the first thing he looks for when he comes back from missions 🥺

let’s you play with his mask when he showers—

makes you your OWN little skull cat mask later

he absolutely obsessed, he spoils you the most out of everyone

when you change back he’s stone faced and acts like nothing happened 💀 —

but if you remark that you miss him petting you and the pet names he gave you, he won’t hesitate to act right then and there 👀

if u made it all the way down here, thank u for reading my silly headcanons lmao 🫶🫶🫶

#call of duty #headcanon #john price #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish

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watching a movie with 141—

Price

he’s a suspense/thriller type of guy, but also likes a good drama

despises romcoms and musicals (says they suck out the realism)

likes popcorn but doesn’t eat much of it

prone to falling asleep (he just gets really comfy)[typical peepaw behavior]

will glance at you to watch your reactions (and he’ll remember them too)

Gaz

Loves a good action flick but down for romance too

Definitely puts an arm around you regardless of what you’re watching 😳

Might skip on popcorn but he’ll always get some sort of candy

Will commentate on some things that you might not notice 👀

definitely the best person to watch a movie with out of the team tbh 😭

Soap

Loves action and comedy, anything loud with explosions & corny jokes

Horror movies make him uneasy, and he gets mad when the jump scares get him 😭

This mf loves popcorn he’s a never ending muncher, and you bet it’s getting stuck in the couch too

Will literally talk at the characters while watching, talk about how he’d feel if he was in whatever situation, make snide comments, just non stop yammering

Doesn’t fall asleep, but if he’s bored he’ll eat or get handsy 💀

Ghost

this mf loves his documentaries (nature ones are his favorite), and he loves horror movies (for obvious reasons 👀)

the quietest when it comes to movies, but he’ll let out a chuckle now and then

prefers other snacks than popcorn

if you’re really skittish during a horror movie he’ll put an arm around you (he’ll tease you about it later though)

Hates watching movies with Soap sober, but after a few drinks he can get just as loud and obnoxious as him 💀

!!BONUS!!

Konig

loves horror movies but he definitely watches sci fi and animated movies too

if he wants a horror movie, he’s getting one, no exceptions—

and if you’re begging him to turn it off bc it’s too much…he’ll make you beg for other things afterwards 💀

he loves popcorn! he always offers you some too 🫶

if he falls asleep, he’s a rock. don’t even bother trying to wake him up 😭

Keegan

loves crime and thrillers, but thinks sci-fi is cool too

quieter than ghost really 😳 he smiles at jokes

munches popcorn, finger licking the butter is his guilty pleasure

if he falls asleep you’ll never notice because he’ll stay sitting in the same position 💀

i think he’s more of an audiobook person overall tbh

Laswell

if she’s present, then the team will be watching a romcom (cue peepaw groan)

gets popcorn but she’ll have dinner and a few drinks too

her and gaz are besties during this time 👀 they get along the best

she’ll tolerate Soaps nonsense but if he starts getting too rowdy she’ll kick him out 💀

honestly has the best movie recs with epic female leads 💕

Graves

this man lives and breathes military, western, and action movies *cough* top gun mav

popcorn is a must, always gets the biggest size

gets up multiple times for random shite 🙄

bro will whoop and cheer during high intensity moments 😭

claps at the end, and will want to binge the next right after

#call of duty #headcanon #john price #keegan p russ #konig cod #kyle gaz garrick #phillip graves #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #kate laswell

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Me lovingly booping you all, 141 style <3

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when 141 accidentally breaks/ruins something of yours 😬

Price

you'd just finished a drawing you spent hours on, and ran to show price! (he was very proud, gave you one of his rare smiles)

you said you'd go to the restroom for a moment, and left the paper on his desk

as he picked it up to admire it once more, he knocked over his coffee mug, and cursed as the brown liquid spread all over the page

immediately as he grasped it the soggy page tore, and the ink blurred together into a black mess

when you came back he looked downright embarrassed, his face and ear tips red

"spilled my damn coffee all over it...sorry love..."

you tell him its no big deal, but he can see the tears welling in your eyes

his pursed lips and downcast expression made your heart ache, and you gave him a genuine arm pat, pulling yourself together

he promised the next drawing you made would be framed in his office for him to look at everyday 🫶

Ghost

You’d shown him the brand new sun glasses you ordered, and he definitely approved

you were curious about how they’d look on him so you handed him the pair

he took them, squinting as he turned them around in his hands, then attempted to put them over his mask

with a loud snap! the frames fell apart, pieces clinking on the floor below

“oh, fuck me…sorry darling…” he sounded slightly embarrassed as he handed the broken glasses back to you

you brushed it off as an accident, but you were disappointed you didn’t get to wear them for very long

ghost meanwhile felt horrible, and it nagged in the back of his brain for the whole day

he gives you one of his own pairs later, and you took them happily, promising to take good care of them 🫶

he thinks you look hot asf with them on too

Soap

you just finished unwrapping a new favorite mug for your collection, and set it on a table for display

while you went off to do something in another room, soap decides to handle your new item, tracing the intricate engravings in the ceramic

as you returned, he spoke, "aye this is nice...where'd you get—" he didn't get to finish as while he tried swapping the mug to his other hand, he fumbled it, and it went shattering all over the flooring below

your face immediately scrunched up in despair and soap grimaced

"hells fuckin' bells bonnie, im sorry." he cursed, his accent thicker from his embarrassment

he kneeled to start picking up the pieces, and you noticed little shards cutting into his skin but he didn't complain, and so you helped him

afterwards you clean and bandage up his hand, and after more apologies, he promised he'd get you a new mug 🫶

Gaz

gaz isnt prone to breaking a lot of things; he's very careful & self aware. but alas, he isn't perfect

you'd just finished a puzzle in the break room and you were super excited to show the task force

Gaz was the most impressed and excited, and then—

"hey! have you ever tried picking it up in one piece?" oh no—

as soon as he attempted, the puzzle fell apart immediately, the pieces clattering all over the floor

you bit your lip and attempted not to cry, but your body betrayed you, and the fat tears rolled down your cheeks

after being scolded by the team for a good half an hour, he spent days putting that puzzle back together just for you,,

swore he'd never ever make you cry again

he framed the puzzle afterwards ❤️

#call of duty #headcanon #john price #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #I could never stay mad at them tbh #maybe if they broke my switch—

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when 141 plays Mario Kart !!!

Price

what the hell is this—

doesn't know how to throw items

keeps falling off the map

has had enough of red shells

thinks Bowser is cool

never wants to play again, the sensory overload is atrocious

Ghost

knows what he's doing but pretends not to.

if he's 1st, he's silent while everyone else yells at each other

if he gets last consistently, he'll rage quit silently

always picks King Boo and uses bikes.

Soap

this mf needs a leash. tryhard ™️

knows all the shortcuts and maximizes drifts

in his mind, if he's not first, he's last

gets the gamer lean when he's locked in

almost always misses 1st place because of a random shell (and will question everybody about who threw it 💀 )

picks Isabelle & Yoshi on bikes

Gaz

him and soap together are the loudest, they're both just too good

loves tormenting soap by throwing red shells backwards

is a whole mile in front of everybody else

picks Peach and Luigi on bikes

always says gg's 🫶

!! BONUS !!

Laswell

the most relaxed, always places top 4

always lands her green shells

thinks soap is insufferable but enjoys playing with gaz

if graves is playing she won't play until he rage quits

tries to help Price but gives up (the man can't even stay on the map—)

Picks Toadette and Bowser Jr. on karts

Graves

better than price, but worse than everybody else

the shit talking is unbelievable

throws bananas ahead and then runs into them—

throws shells backwards and they bounce right back and hit his ass

always says shit after throwing a red shell

gaz and soap gang up on him to make him leave 💀

picks Donkey Kong and Roy, hates bikes

Konig

sweaty palms ™️

apologizes after throwing red shells

if he's in the top 3 he's nervous

know's what he's doing but tries to be unnoticeable

consistently gets crazy eights 🤔

always says gg's no matter what place he's in

picks Koopa Troopa or Shy Guy on karts (he gets nervous on bikes)

Keegan

this man can play on 200cc

acts like he doesn't want to play, but is the only one who can beat Gaz

says nothing the whole time (it's kind of infuriating)

will use green shells & bananas as offensive defense

mutters gg's then gets up & leaves, but will eavesdrop & enjoy the commencing arguing

always picks Baby Rosalina or Villager, with both bikes & karts

#hc #headcanon #who doesn't love Mario kart #call of duty #john price #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #phillip graves #konig cod #keegan p russ #just wait until they play uno— #or overcooked

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what 141 orders at McDonalds !!!

Price

he's a Big Mac man, with fries & a coke. everything is large—

if his day was bad, he'd add an apple pie.

will not share his fries, and WILL smack your hand away— unless you're ghost. ghost gets a select share~

Ghost

2 McRibs and a chocolate shake

if the ice cream machine is down, he won't get anything else—

not a fry stealer, but will eat whatever you offer him

Give this man a McGriddle and you will only hear positive remarks for the entire day

Soap

a double quarter pounder, a 6 piece nugget, and fries. always gets sprite

FRY STEALER. he won't ask either—

whatever limited time sauce is available, he'll dip everything in it

sometimes gets a happy meal for later, only shares with ghost

Gaz

deluxe McCrispy, a double cheeseburger and fries w/ a dr. pepper

if it's hot out, he'll get an iced latte

fry stealer AND fry offerer. want a latte sip? that's a pinch of fries—

!! BONUS !!

Laswell

gets a happy meal, and an extra cheeseburger

always gives Price the milk (he hides it and drinks it later)[they bully him bc it gets stuck in his stache 💀 ]

loves the apple slices

Graves

classic Big Mac meal with a vanilla shake & fries

dips his fries in the shake 💯

will NOT share his fries, so don't ask—

Konig

2 large fries. get's any flavor McFlurry or shake and dips em.

gets a happy meal every time, and dips his apple slices in honey

he loves dipping things and sugar really—

Keegan

a single black coffee.

LMAO just kidding, he loves a McRib with a large fry & coke

almost never finishes his fries so he hands em out

honestly prefers Mexican food in general—

#hcs #cod #call of duty #food #headcanon #im eating McDonalds rn lmao #John price #soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #kate laswell #phillip graves #konig cod #keegan p russ