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Sometimes love is your mum buying you nectarines instead of peaches bc you don't like the fuzz and I think that's beautiful

#love #motherly love

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i could never be the victim in the horror movie that gets the ominous phone calls because i just literally do not answer the phone ever

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girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

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i've been thinking about hobie spiderverse since i came out of the movie theater, about how on a superficial level he acts like every other stereotypically alt character, stealing and instigating and bantering and being chaotic and rebellious and looking Cool™ but on a second look it's so so clear that every single thing he does is motivated by kindness and compassion towards his friends in general and miles in particular, and that's so viscerally truly punk of him

the already famous palm suggestion that makes miles break out of miguel's containment thing. miles initially reads this as condescending but hobie's genuinely trying to help

already he's looking out for miles by trying to keep him away from hq, a place where he knows miles isn't welcome and might be in danger

now, they get to hq and he immediately starts lifting stuff to homebrew a watch for miles, a guy he's known for five minutes (bc you can't convince me he didn't already have a bunch prepped for gwen and the other spider-people he trusts). he even lampshades it with the line above.

he's questioned miles' motives to join the spider society and he knows they're the same as his own: it's literally just to get a watch, to have a means to travel dimentions, to see his friends, to build community. he's already made the decision to grant that ability to miles without subjugating him to the oppressive restrictions and requirements of the spider society. at this point we know he's strongly ideologically opposed to the society and he later in this scene admits he's only there to look out for gwen, just like miles

this one makes me insane. it's a "are you safe at home in your dimension? do you have one? do you need a place to stay?" bc we know he's given one to gwen, who's not safe and does not have nice parents and has been crashing in hobie's dimension for the previous months

and then he tries again to warn miles off the spider society

and when push comes to shove and all the other spider-people are set on stopping miles from going home and changing his timeline he's the only one in miles' corner

btw notice how the palms thing is the first and last thing he says to miles in this film?

anyway. he was in this movie for like 15 minutes tops, showed up exclusively to hype up his friends and protect them by whatever means necessary, adoption papers and illegal interdimensional tech included, and he looked that cool the whole time while doing it. most character ever.

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This will never not catch me off guard whenever I watch this film

They lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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Real

painting the nails on your dominant hand is a suffering roughly akin to that of christ on the cross

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The number 9 gives me leap year vibes

nobody gets me like they get me

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Me rn when I need to do two weeks of Easter holiday hw in two days

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College is kicking my ass whilst shitting on me and manically laughing in my face

#college #a levels #student #pain #i hate it so much #pls help #i need garlic bread DESPERATELY #my tummy hurts #i'm so fucking tired #so much is going on #so much homework

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Real

im just someones weird sister

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touch starved but for physical violence

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what’s the point if girls can’t bite? consume? devour?

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I yearn to be yearned, desired, wanted.