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lemonnio · 2 days
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THE NEW SHORT (And the new merch) ARE SO-
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MORE WEIRD THINGS BELOW (Warning)
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hwlp me pls
(my friends forced me to do thwse horriblw things)
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wulanvansunshine · 3 days
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Marauders ships as couples Halloween costumes
Wolfstar - Little red riding hood + the wolf (guess who the wolf is)
Jegulus - Johnny (James) + Mavis (Regulus)
Rosekiller - Priest (Evan) + devil (Barty)
Jily - Gnomeo and Juliet
Dorlene - Police officer (Dorcas) + criminal (Marlene)
Marylily - Pirate (Mary) + Mermaid (Lily)
Pandalily - Water fairy (Pandora) + Earth fairy (Lily)
how do we feel about this? I’m open to suggestions
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Do y’all know this one Ao3 cod fic that has Yandere ghost x soap x male reader where soap and reader are in a cabin then like ghost kidnaps both of them don’t remember the rest but pls helpp I need it so badddd
Reader and soap are also retired due to injury and ghost is a serial killer
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k0tta · 2 days
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Gay gay homosexual gay
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arrow-luv · 4 hours
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Morning, Sweetheart
Pairings: GN!reader x Retired!Simon
Warnings: None really. Just fluff, but maybe a lil kissing, age gap (not explicitly said)
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─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
Simon stirred awake, groaning softly as he rubbed his eyes. He sat up, glancing over to your side of the bed, only to find it empty. His brows furrowed, but he heard the familiar sound of sizzling of bacon, or some sort of food, on the pan from the kitchen ever so faintly, and the music you always listened to, he knew where you were. He sighed softly in relief, his shoulders loosening.
He swung his legs over the bed, standing up and stretching out, his joints popping slightly (old man). He grabbed a worn pair of pyjama pants, slipping them on before he left to go downstairs, not even bothering about his mask.
When he saw your figure, standing in front of the stove and humming softly to the song, his gaze softened slightly. Simon still didn’t understand how you were so nice to him, showing him the love he needed. He was older than you, not by much, he was cold, distant, and hated people in general. But despite himself, he loved you unconditionally.
He came up behind you, now just noticing you were wearing one of his shirts over your sleep shorts, and wrapped his arms around you, burying his face in the crook of your neck. “G’mornin’, sweetheart.” he murmured, his voice husky with sleep, and he noticed the way a shiver ran down your spine. He chuckled at the thought of just his voice sending shivers through your body.
“Morning, Simon.” you chirped back, your soft smile melting his heart. You turned your head, pressing a quick kiss to his lips, and Simon savoured the moment, sighing softly.
“I love you, y’know tha’, righ’?” he spoke against your lips before you pulled back, his eyes still heavy with sleep. You snickered softly at his words.
“Yeah, I know. And I love you too, Si.” you replied, pulling out of his arms. “Could you do me a favour and watch the food? I don’t want it burning.” you said, going over to the cupboard to pull out a mug.
Simon watched you with a hint of confusion, but he brushed it off, shrugging slightly. He made sure to keep an eye on the food, but his focus was mainly on you.
He watched as you moved about the kitchen, starting to make him a tea. He chuckled softly when he realized what you were doing. “Luv, I can make my own tea, yeah?” he said, but you shot him a glare. He instantly backed off, putting his hands up in mock defeat. “Righ’, okay. I’ll letcha make my tea f’me.” he said, still chuckling.
It only took a minute or two, not even until you came back over, handing him his tea. “I didn’t put too much sugar in it. I hope it’s good.” you said, remembering the other day when you tried making him a tea and accidentally put too much sugar.
Simon just laughed it off, wrapping his arms around you again, pulling you into his chest and kissing the top of your head. “It’ll be perfect, honey. Don’ worry abou’ it.” he murmured, taking a sip of his tea. It was better, but still just a bit too much sugar for his liking, but he didn’t complain. He loved it when you made him things (he still wears the bracelet you made him when you first met ~7 years ago).
Just before you both could get too comfy, your attention was snapped back to the stove when you saw the food was on fire. You gasped, while Simon stood and tried not to laugh as you flocked about the kitchen, trying to put it out. He set down his cup and pulled you aside.
He turned off the stove, grabbing the pan and putting it in the sink, the now-on-fire bacon still inside. He turned on the sink, letting the water set out the fire, turning around to look at you. “All be’ter?” he snickered, watching the relief flood your face with amusement.
“Sorry, I wanted to make us breakfast!” you exclaimed, and it only spiked Simon’s amusement.
“Calm down, luvie. It’s al’ight.” he cooed, sitting down on the chair in the kitchen and pulled you onto his lap, tucking his face in the crook of your neck.
In his mind, this was better than anything. Being here with you, safe from the worries of the world in the cozy farmhouse he bought when he retired from the military almost a year and a half ago. This is how he wanted it to be.
Just as long as he was with you, he knew he was fine.
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deusa-astaroth666 · 18 hours
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I would like to thank everyone for the messages of support and asks🥺❤️, I've already started the drawings and they will be ready by tomorrow, I'm doing them with great care and it really helped me calm down a lot and I even managed to eat a little. I also have three news, one good and two bad.
The good news is that one of my friends got in touch and is well and safe so far, the water has not reached her house.
Now for the bad, my friend and her family are without drinking water to bathe and the water in the fridge to drink is also running out, I hope they deliver supplies to her soon. The other bad news is that my other friend hasn't gotten in touch yet and to make matters worse, another water dam burst, in other words... the catastrophe has just gotten worse and the chances of the current reaching her house have increased, which only increases my concern. I really hope she is safe, the city of Porto Alegre is devastated by the waters, no one leaves or enters except the volunteers with helicopters and boats, an entire city is under water, there are 78 people dead so far and more than 105 are missing, every hour this number grows, 20 thousand have been rescued and 115 thousand are homeless.
The last time I saw something like this was in the tragedy of Brumadinho in Minas Gerais, please do something about it to make it known to the outside media, Brazil needs help, the State of Rio Grande Do Sul is sinking and the tendency is to get worse, Anything to help our country is welcome, donations, repercussions and prayers, here below there will be some videos of the current situation in the State, they are strong images so watch them if you are psychologically prepared😥
I will translate for you
Flood destroys city of Roca Sales in Rio Grande do Sul
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Unfortunately I can only put a single video here, but on Tik Tok and YouTube there are several of them, if you are interested in donating, the government is creating pix keys and the victims themselves too, I will send some Tik Tok accounts that are fighting to help animals and people who were victims of this tragedy. Every 1 Real (Brazilian currency) is worth 0.20 of the North American dollar.
Government releases Pix key for donations
The number for donations is: 92.958.800/0001-38. When making the transfer, confirm that the destination bank is "Banrisul (Banco do Estado do Rio Grande do Sul)".
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https://www.tiktok.com/@saramicaela14?_t=8m74sIjUsbO&_r=1
This child asks for help with beds and toys, the wreckage you can see behind is what's left of his house.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMtDh8cf/
Here you can see animal rescue
If you want to make other donations for specific things like animal feed and food, just Google the banks that are receiving them, I think it will be safer that way.
I hope that everyone is well and that none of you have to go through something like this, I will continue to update you about it, as it is the only way I could help the media see us, since as I mentioned before the event has passed. unnoticed since it occurred on the same day as Queen Madonna's concert.
Thank you for reading this far, have a good night❤️❤️
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Hey! So I'm fleshing out an idea for a new Solangelo comic (yes, I'm aware I have a problem; no, I'm not going to change), and I could use some outside opinions. Nico and Will got into a pretty passionate argument/debate about something. What topic would be the best/funniest scenario?
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Okay so i need help, i read this super good sterek fic where like stiles gets pushed out of the pack but instead of like running away he gets super into runes and stuff. And it was so good and the entire fic hes like doing rituals and hanging out in the preserve and goofing but also he actually starts learning a lot. One of the main things in the fic is that he gets his herbs from his moms garden and he like muffles his heartbeat with a flower and i think he uses like lavender and something else to cover his scent cause he was trying to check on the pack or something cause he was kicked out or something i dont remember and peter hale pops up like a creeper and is like wow i havent seen someone use lavender and etc. To cover their scent in a while what where did you learn that stiles? And stiles it like im just testing some shit out or whatever. And at one point stiles like uses his herbs and research and draws a rune on scotts house cause while they arent talking stiles is like i need to keep my bestie safe and then deatons like i saw your shitty runes howd you do that there was a bunch of power and stiles is like i read a lot of books and sterek happens but i dont remember exactly how it does cause i was kinda reading this on the bus so. Its on ao3 and it has sterek as a slash but i cant remember any of the other tags i can even remember if it was tagged spark! Stiles or magical! Stiles. Anyways if anyone could please help me i didnt bookmark it and i didnt mark for later because im stupid and i honestly cant remember how long ago i read it so i have to much history to scroll through. Please help me or even just send fics with main focus stiles magical journey.
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aliensexdream · 3 days
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As the fragrance of non-criminalized cannabis and distorted illegal midi knockoff ringtones from the local ice cream truck drift through my unnecessarily open windows this fine spring evening, here in the Best City on Earth (Philadelphia), I have been overcome by an uncharacteristic generosity that I for one blame on my unregulated hormonal cycle.
I am very pleased to announce that I have purged my extraneous Tumblr urls, and they are all now available to claim as your very own!
Context: I have been on and off this site since its beginning. So yeah, I obviously locked myself out of my first account like an idiot in like 2010, and I floated around a long while after. I guess i only dug back in enthusiastically around 2013/2014?
Anyway. Clearing out the stockpile. I had been planning to hold onto these for barter/ransom during the coming internet wars, but since I'm on like 4 psych meds now I see the error of my ways.
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definitely-hulu · 1 month
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So ngl I've been procrastinating a lot and I've seen a bunch of those likes motivation posts and stuff and even though my blog ain't that popular, thought I'd try. Pls help me @totally-peacock-i-swear
At 25 notes, I'll start completing my math homework the day it's assigned (we get one everyday but they're due on Wednesdays)
At 50 notes, I'll draw in my sketchbook at least once a week (rn it's like once a month)
At 100 notes, I'll start working with my watercolor pencils and charcoal pencils (mostly supplies I hardly use, especially paints)
At 200 notes, I'll experiment with different art styles (realism, minimal, etc)
At 500 notes, I'll clean my room.
At 1,000 notes, I'll finish reading The Blood of Olympus by Rick Riordan (I abandoned it like 4-5 years ago)
At 1,500 notes, I'll CLEAN my room (and maybe closet)
At 2,000 notes, I'll write to chapter 10 in my book (25 if this gets over 25,000 (get it, 25k for chapter 25))
At 5,000 notes, I'll read 10 pages+ of whatever book I'm reading before going to bed (instead of watching yt, idk why this isn't in here sooner but oh well)
At 10,000 notes, I'll clean my OLD room!! (Basically I just took what I wanted for my new room and left the other one as a wasteland)
At 15,000 notes, I'll start a YouTube channel for all the videos I've wanted to do (mostly gameplay or bloxburg building, even featuring my voice, idk I've just been thinking it'd be cool to do that, recently)
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roselilies · 30 days
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There is no stronger force than that of a girl’s desperation to write about her male hyperfixation.
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din-oush · 10 months
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Every time Ao3 is down we met each other here
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medusas-graveyard · 11 months
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Rogue Problem
Skulker laughed victorious as he hover over Superman. Johny, Kitty, and Ember equally had a smug look.
The Justice League watched in disbelief as this unknown entity had somehow defeated one of their strongest member, somewhat in disarray on figuring out how to defeat them.
Cue the static voice of a young male, standing on a building not far from the wreckage. "Why don't you try picking a fight with someone your own species?" The teenager(?) Snarled, his eyes glowing a toxic shade of kryptonite green.
'Who the hell is that?' one may ask, a question not uncommon when in regards of the teenager.
"Kid, it's not safe here!" A League member yelled (green lantern?), Earning an eyebrow raise and folded arms from the younger.
"you humans are absolute idiots" he snarked back, rolling his eyes; he's going to have a headache explaining to his dad Batman.
"BABYPOP!"
"PELT!"
"PHANTOM!"
Yep. A headache.
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officialwindywoods · 7 months
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Time is running out! Help us manifest some magic and make these lil fellas a reality!✨
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bookofisa · 9 months
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Neil confirmed that Aziraphale did NOT know Crowely slept in the Bentley….
What if in season 3 Aziraphale tries to go to crowely’s old apartment for a big apology/confession and realizes that it isn’t Crowely’s apartment anymore. That Crowely had been living in the Bentley for a few years….
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