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Hufflepuff [stubbing thier toe]: MOTHERFUCKER!

Slytherin [who’s been listening with Ravenclaw and Gryffindor outside the door]: *gasp* who fucking taught my precious hufflepuff *points finger aggressively between them* motherfuckin curses. Sons of bloody motherfucking dementor!

*Ravenclaw and Gryffindor looking at slytherin expectantly*

Slytherin [realizing it]: ah fuck

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Everybody looks at their poop

Oprah

#poop #oprah winfrey

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Song of The Day

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Flu shot and prison

So my mom got the flu shot about a week ago and not she has the flu. The doctors told her that the medicine only helps about 7%! what the heck!

So now she has the flu and we are supposed to visit my sister in prison tomorrow. We can’t be sick in order to visit. It’s only been 2 days so I’m not that hopeful. It also seems that I am getting a pretty rough cough.

Other than my mom being sick I have visiting m sister on my mind as well. I haven’t seen her in years and when I did she was doing drugs and her boyfriend had just died and her 3 kids taken away from her. I’m praying that she’s in a better mental state than before.

Welp, let’s hope I don’t die from the flu!

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So I quit my job...

I quit petsmart, you guys! I was a wussy and didn’t even give 2 eeeks notice.

I’m a douchebag. I know.

Hopefully I can find what I’m supposed to do with my awful life! And soon. So I’m not homeless.

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Grooming is tough. Its demanding. Physically, emotionally, mentally. But I wouldn’t trade it

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I’ve started grooming out of my house again and I really missed it. It was nice being in control of my own grooming again!

#dog grooming #doglover #dogs

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Dreams

I have the strangest dreams. Last night I dreamed my family needed to watch Superman so my aunt gave me the keys to her car to go get it from Redbox. I really had to poop before I went though! Like really bad poop! While I was using the bathroom my brother kept coming in and he didn’t understand that I was literally half naked and pushing feces out of me and that I needed privacy. In the end I ate cake and went to school.

Weird

#dreams #weird #poop

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I want my own Peter Pan so that I’m no longer lost. When I think of Peter Pan in the co Tex of this song I think of him being a reason to continue or a purpose.

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Something to relax me on my days off

DIY spa day🌹

1.prepare your space: make sure your room and bathroom are clean and smell nice and change your bedsheets. light some candles. if you have a diffuser put in fennel oil or lavender oil. super calming.

2.boil some water in a pot to use as a steam mask.

3.fill the tub with water, add a handfull of epsom salt, a few drops of your prefered essential oil, a bath bomb/bubbles if you like. if you wanna go the extra mile…add some rose petals. you can get some cheap bouquets at supermarkets.

4.put on a hair mask and wrap your hair in a bun. If you don’t have one you can use conditioner instead or any oil…I have tried them all and my favourite is apricot oil.

5.remove any nail polish you have on.

6.cleanse your face with your cleanser, then exfoliate, put your face above the water pot for about ten mins and put on a clay mask or any other purifying mask of your liking.

7.if you have hydrogel eye masks put them on, if not you can use thin potato slices..they work wonders.

8.prepare a relaxing beverage…herbal tea…wine…whiskey..whatever you like.

9..soak in the bath for as long as you like.

10. exfoliate using your own diy scrub - sugar and oil. 

11.lounge for hours in your towel and beverege while listening to music.

12.rub lotion or oil all over yourself and wear comfortable clothes or be comfortabelly completly naked. whatever you prefer.

13.after washing off the purifying mask i really recommend hydrating the skin with a hysrating sheet mask or raw honey.

14. DIY Mani-Pedi : soak your feet in water and a cup of vinegar for 30 minutes. while you do that file your nails and cut your cuticles then apply olive oil to them and massage them. wash your feet and file them with a pumice stone. file your toenails and apply foot cream. and paint your nails if you want. if your toenails are dry apply some olive oil and shea butter to the heels, wrap them in seran wrap and wear 2 pairs of socks and you will wake up with baby soft feet.

*i also did the korean baby foot peel mask and if you guys want ill make a post about my suprising experience.

15.apply toner to your face and follow with rosehip oil. massage your skin starting from the forhead to the neck. there are so many videos abot face massage on youtube. it’s so amazing, you’ll feel great and your ski will glow.

16.apply ½ castor oil ½ olive oil to your eyelashes and lips.

17.apply lotion to your hands.

18.just lounge and do whatever relaxes you and makes youhappy. I personally like to drink sparkling wine and reading vogue or watching an old film.

19. make sure you are hydrated and drink lots of H2O and well nourished and  eating well and getting all your vitamins and minerals. 

20.try to relax while listening to white noise or your favourite sound, like rain, eind, fireplace crackle, ticking clock…or any ASMR. hair brushing ASMR is my guity pleasure.

21. enjoy yourself, praise yourself. indulge. love your body and soul. no matter what you do just make sure it feels good.

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Being fabulous comes natural

#gif #fabulous

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Something that actually put a smile on my face!

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MY LIFE 

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Song of the day

#classical goes pop

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Progress!!!!!

A pit bull needed a nail trim and I did it without fear!

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Anxiety

I’m at my physiologist right now waiting to be called in. I need to tell her that my medicine is no longer working and that I need a change. I’m nervous she’ll talk me out of it.

I’m constantly anxious and I don’t know if it’s because work or something else. I know that I’m nervous because I have to bath a pit bull today. I’m obviously not looking forward to it. The girls at the salon think I’m being irrational. I have a fear of pit bulls. I have a reason to be and I’m not going to feel judged because of it. I have the right. I don’t care how you think of me. I don’t hate the breed! I think they can be really cute but I don’t want to anger them and cause them to attack. Don’t get me wrong! I know all dogs can attack but they have such a big face that I’m terrified of. If I’m going to ignore the judging then I’m just going to out right say that I don’t need a reason to not like pittbulls other than I got bit by one. Judge me all you want.

I’ve been thinking about what my mom said about the library. That I should work there because I love books so much. I’m afraid that I will get bored. I mean it’s probably the same thing over and over again. I don’t know. Anyways, I am thinking about going to the library and talking to someone about maybe doing a ”trial run”. See if I like it and if I don’t then I’m screwed.

Welp see ya!

#anxitey #grooming #psychologist #nerves #my work #pitbull

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