She would like me to know that she is completely incapable of moving her tail out of the way of the spray of the nozzle as the water warms up and how could I do this to her?? She is a cavvie and a cavvie must sit always as a form of passive protest to evil groomers’ ways so. How could she possibly just. Move her butt away from the water???
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Doggo: pathetic whimpering wails while staring intently at me
Me: … You’re literally sitting right in front of the water spray. I’m not forcing you to do that, babe.
I’m an effort to get Bedlam’s face NOT smelling exactly like her butt, we have done a clean face haircut with a silly Mohawk. I get a little jolt every time I see her…she has EYES!