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Nick Jr Incorrect Quotes
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Who Broke It?
*The Nick Jr. Villians gather around a broken coffee machine.*
Crusher: So... who broke it?
*No one answers*
Crusher: I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Big Trouble: I did, I broke—
Crusher: No, no you didn't. Swiper?
Swiper: Don't look at me. Look at Marmalady.
Marmalady: What? I didn't break it.
Swiper: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Marmalady: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Swiper: *Leans on Marmalady* Suspicious.
Humdinger: If it matters, probably not… but Zeta was the last one to use it.
Zeta: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Humdinger: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zeta: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Humdinger!
Big Trouble: Ok, ok! Let's not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it Crusher!
Crusher: No! Who broke !?!
*Marmalady looks at Little Trouble*
Marmalady: Crusher… Little Trouble's been awfully quiet.
Big Trouble: REALLY??
Marmalady: Yeah! Really.
Big Trouble: Oh, my god!
*Everyone starts arguing.*
Crusher: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
#submission#incorrect quotes#blaze and the monster machines#batmm#team umizoomi#dora the explorer#butterbean’s cafe#paw patrol#shimmer and shine#crusher#big trouble#swiper#ms. marmalady#mayor humdinger#zeta#little trouble
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Doormouse, Go Home… You're Drunk
Doormouse, drunk: Screw all of you cereal dickholes!
Doormouse: You're all gonna pay as sure as my name is Do—
*Doormouse throws up*
Doormouse: or—
*Doormouse throws up*
Doormouse: m—
*Doormouse throws up*
Doormouse: ou—
*Doormouse throws up*
Doormouse: se…
*Doormouse throws up*
Doormouse: …Esquire.
*Doormouse throws up and faints and then throws up.*
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Pickle, telling a story to cheer Crusher up: Once there was an ugly monster machine. He was so ugly that he died. The end.
Crusher: That didn't help at all!
#submission#source: spongebob squarepants#incorrect quotes#blaze and the monster machines#batmm#pickle#crusher
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Shimmer: We're going to a candy store?
Leah: No, it's nighttime. Candy stores are closed.
Shine: We're gonna ROB A CANDY STORE?!
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MR BOOOOTS
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I couldn’t think of a good prank so I changed the pfp to a Sofia plushie instead of a Zuma plushie
happy april fools
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I just realized that Butterbean and Ms. Marmalady's café is their equivalent of the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket
lol yeah
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want to make this blog slightly more active so here’s a fun poll for science
please reblog for exposure, I wanna see what people think
bonus: elaborate on your favorite and least favorite in the tags
#not an incorrect quote#polls#dora the explorer#put the into the city in there as a wild card#I predict it will get the least votes#the theme song is actually pretty good tho#anyways I’m going with seasons 3 to 6#also I lumped the 3-4 and 5-6 intros together because they’re basically the same#the only differences are the new vocals and star erasure#rip the explorer stars#they were neat
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Chase: "I would never say such a thing that would imply that all my brain cells died"
source: Ensemble Stars!
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Zeta's Not Pregnant!
Zeta: Hey Marmalady.
Marmalady: *punches Zeta in the stomach*
Zeta: What the fuck?
Marmalady: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young. You're too beautiful.
Zeta: What the fuck are you talking about?
Marmalady: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Crusher: See ya! *immediately runs away*
Zeta: I'm not pregnant!
Marmalady: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Zeta: I was never pregnant, Marmalady!
Marmalady: Are you sure?
Zeta: Yes I'm fucking sure!
Ladybird: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling iver here?
Marmalady: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Ladybird: *punches Zeta in the stomach*
Zeta: Auh! Motherfucker!
#submission#incorrect quotes#shimmer and shine#butterbean’s cafe#blaze and the monster machines#batmm#paw patrol#zeta#ms. marmalady#crusher#ladybird
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Rocky: Hey, what time is it?
Chase: I'm not your clock.
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Marshall: Wait! I'm scared! I saw a movie once, where two pups just like us, were in a situation just like this and then-
Chase: Marshall?
Marshall: Yeah?
Chase: If you don't take your paws off me in the next two seconds, you won't have paws.
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Blaze, to Pickle and Crusher: You two don't do anything halfway, do you?
Pickle: Nope! We're two halves of a whole idiot!
#submission#source: the fairly oddparents#incorrect quotes#blaze and the monster machines#batmm#blaze#crusher#pickle
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Daring Danny X: I'm sorry, I hit the wrong thing.
Chase: No! 10 years ago your mother gave birth to the wrong thing!
#submission#source: victorious#chase is the jade of paw patrol and you can't tell me otherwise#incorrect quotes#paw patrol#Chase#daring danny x
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I posted 34 times in 2022
That's 34 more posts than 2021!
34 posts created (100%)
0 posts reblogged (0%)
I tagged 33 of my posts in 2022
Only 3% of my posts had no tags
#incorrect quotes - 25 posts
#paw patrol - 19 posts
#blaze and the monster machines - 15 posts
#blaze - 12 posts
#batmm - 12 posts
#submission - 12 posts
#bubble guppies - 8 posts
#chase - 7 posts
#marshall - 7 posts
#crusher - 7 posts
Longest Tag: 57 characters
#cardi b being in baby shark will never not be funny to me
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
If the Bubble Guppies had a Horrible Substitute Teacher
Sub-Teacher: No one's answering? I guess I have to call on someone.
Gil: Get down! (Everyone but Deema ducks their head down)
Sub-Teacher: You!
Deema: 42?
Sub-Teacher: Wrong!
(Sub-Teacher throws piece of chalk which knocks Deema unconscious)
Gil: They got Deema!
17 notes - Posted April 4, 2022
#4
*[Ryder and Max roasting each other]*
Ryder: That's why you're short.
Max: That's why you're not always fast.
Ryder: At least my bedtime's not at 8.
Max: At least I have a mom!
Ryder: *-emotional damage-*
Ryder: ... *-leans down to Max's height-* Santa Claus isn't real.
Max: *-tearing up-* What?
Ryder: Yeah. I may not have a mom, but it's your mom who's putting the presents under the tree.
*[Later]*
Katie: *-walking into the lookout after hearing what happened-* Great, Ruby's gonna kill you now.
Katie: Why would you tell him that?
Ryder: NO, CAUSE HE WAS ASKING FOR IT!
19 notes - Posted May 8, 2022
#3
Blaze: Wow! What a lovely day on the 24 hour Nick Jr channel! Surely nothing weird or out of the ordinary will happen today-
Shrek: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME-
Blaze: AAAAAAAHH-
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#2
Blaze: We need to distract the others.
Josh: Leave it to me!
Josh: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Dora, Molly, and Gil: *Immediately begin arguing*
Marshall, watching in horror: Oh, this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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My #1 post of 2022
Marshall: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Josh: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Sunny: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Gil: I have a piece of graphite in my fin from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Gabby: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Blaze:
Blaze: I have emotional scars.
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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →
#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#not an incorrect quote
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a funni based on those “know your nick jr” shorts on YouTube
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Crusher: Hello and welcome to another episode of Nick Jr Trivia, or whatever this show is called, I can’t remember. Anyways I’m your host, Crusher! You’re all probably wondering where the regular host is.
(beat)
Crusher: Anyways, let’s meet our contestants!
Mayor Humdinger: Now hold on just a minute!
Crusher: Huh?
Humdinger: I’m hosting the Nick Jr villains episode, not you!
Crusher: Oh yeah? Says who?
Humdinger: Says me!
Zeta: Actually, I believe *I’m* hosting this episode.
Crusher: Where did you even come from?
Sweetie: You’re all wrong. I’m hosting the episode. And I’ll do such a good job that everyone will want to make me queen!
Zeta: That doesn’t make any sense!
Crusher: You guys can’t host! I already started!
(They all start arguing, meanwhile the contestants, Shine, Blaze, and Rubble, are watching)
Shine: Should we… do something?
Blaze: I’m not sure.
Rubble: …You guys wanna go get snacks while they argue?
Blaze: Ok.
Shine: Sure.
(The three get up and leave, meanwhile again in the audience, Swiper is watching the villains argue)
Swiper: Heh. Amateurs.
#incorrect quotes#paw patrol#blaze and the monster machines#batmm#shimmer and shine#dora the explorer#crusher#mayor humdinger#zeta#sweetie#shine#blaze#rubble#swiper
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