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This is very Lord Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III coded if you ask me.

#critical role #percy de rolo #vox machina #dnd #dungeons and dragons #ttrpg

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Oh I am doing POORLY

how we doing oakworthy fans?

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This is the app photo for Florescence: my bloom garden. I had to look at it and now so do all of you.

#ahego face #ahegoa #ahego girl #awful #plant #plant game #goofy little guy

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I'm right and you know it

#christian borle #great mouse detective #lil rat

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EVERYONE! GOOD NEWS! A DOG WITH A HAT!!

#cute dog #dogslife #goofy little guy #dog in a hat #big dog

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I just finished season 2 episode 11 of dungeons and daddies, and that's the moment with linc bringing scary a coffee just how she likes it, with the sugar on the side... He's known her for what, a week or two? And already knows that about her? That's so cute and if scary X lincoln isn't addressed at least a little before the end of this season, I'll riot.

#dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads #scary marlowe

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WHAT IF WAFFLES WAS ORIGINALLY STARTED FOR PHILLIP BEFORE HE WENT CRAZY MURDER STYLES? LIKE, CALEB STARTED WHITTLING THE PAIR OF BIRDS TO SHOW HIM MAGIC IS WONDERFUL BUT HE WENT CRAZY AND CALEB COULDNT BRING HIMSELF TO FINISH WAFFLES. IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THAT.

some musings about waffles' origins....

bonus:

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See, before I listened to TAZ, I saw fanart sometimes, and because lup is sometimes depicted with the trans flag, I simply assumed that taako was a transmasc and it was like his before and after. Of course, after a while, I started reading the captions and saw the word sister, so then I was spoiled on it, but I had no idea how she came into the story

The problem with taz balance is some of the stuff that we talk about most, and which feels super normal and natural, is some of the Hugest Fucking Spoilers. Like, drawing anyone in the red robe? Huge fuckin spoiler. Drawing lup, one of the most beloved characters? Huge fuckin spoiler. Talking about basically anything with davenport or barry? Huge fuckin spoiler. And these are just the characters existing and doing normal character stuff! Not complaining stolen century absolutely fucks in theory and practice but it’s so funny that I have to ask myself “should I spoiler tag this” every time I just fuckin. Post a picture of lup lol

#taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #taz balance spoilers

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Or if merle had put Lucretia in a zone of truth, we all know how much he loves that spell.

I think it’s funny when lucretia says that all of the red robes are dead as 6/7 are literally in the room and one is currently a lich. if anyone had done a singular insight check griffin would have been fucked

#taz balance #taz balance relisten #taz balance spoilers #taako taaco #magnus burnsides #merle highchurch #lucretia #lup taaco #barry bluejeans #davenport

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He's me.

I just listened to Balance for the first time in December and TAZ has been my hyper fixation since then. I'm registering to balance right now because I don't want to start steeplechase yet, and I'm in the middle of petals to the metal, and I know after this is when griffin is gonna start ripping heart out again... I cannot wait.

he's a ten but he bursts into tears when taako first finds the umbrastaff bc he knows he'd hate himself for hurting his sister in death. he's a ten but he can't relisten to litch barry episodes without bawling. he's a ten but the "you see lup" monologue makes him curl up into the fetal position. he's a ten but any description of the umbrastaff acting "on its own" hits him like a punch to the gut. he's a ten but the words "arms outstretched" force him to sit down for a moment. he's a ten but "tell him 'this is for julia'" sends him into cardiac arrest. he's a ten but any music from the taz soundtrack stitches together some of his broken pieces. he's a ten but he'll fight you tooth and nail over a single bad word about Lucretia. he's a ten but the word parlay causes him to stumble. he's a ten but he relistens to balance from the beginning to feel something.

#taz #taz balance #taz b spoilers #taz: balance #adventure zone #the adventure zone #magnus burnsides #taako taz #merle highchurch #lucretia #taz lucretia

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was inspired by that little medieval doodle...

#lup #taz lup #idk it just gives me lup vibes

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Top surgery magnus is very important to me

tres horny boys throughout the series…🪓🌂🌺

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I can't wait for the demos and the final tracks to hit Spotify!!!

Dead End: Paranormal Park | Somewhere Down There (Demo)

We were casting the show while writing the musical episode, and so we wrote songs with certain actors in mind. However, this song was written fully before Emily Osment signed on, so we had no idea this pastiche of the classic Disney "I Want" songs would be sung by a bonafide Disney star!

Here is the original demo - music and vocals by Patrick Stump with lyrics by me. And here a silly bit of concept art I created to inspire the board artists, even though we ended up going in a slightly more grounded direction.

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See, I'm still firmly in camp "asexual badya" because of her line, "if you don't think about it it means you're straight, right?". We've never really seen her have a crush on anybody yet. It's also a very Ace behavior to think that you can just be friends immediately with somebody who just confessed their feelings to you. Not understanding why Norma is hurt the way she is comes across as very aroace. It's not that she's not aware that Norma is having big feelings, just doesn't understand why they impact their friendship so much at the moment. Also her seeming lack of awareness on the ferris wheel right before Norma confesses her feelings seems like somebody who doesn't typically think or feel in terms of romantic and sexual attraction. I don't know I just think it would be cool.

Local "straight girl" shocked to learn Thinking About Kissing Girls is apparently not something "straight girls" do

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I could write an entire thesis on this show. I could talk for at least ten minutes about madam razz alone. I am so obsessed with it, and if I could, I'd never shut up about how the first ones were so technologically advanced, but couldn't understand magic because they were trying to intellectualize it rather than feel it. Once Mars started emotionally connecting to magic and etheria, THAT'S when she truly understood She Ra. The same could be said for many of the runestone princesses.

mutuals do this

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #i'm not over the show #she ra #catradora #shera

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The SCARS!!! FROM THE DRAINING SPELL!!!! THAT'S SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!

they’re best friends !!!!!!

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So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.