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Do you think marvel universe fangirls write y/n fanfiction about spiderman? And do you think Ned and Mj totally go on wattpad and read it out loud to Peter just to annoy the shit out of him because its fucking hilarious to see his reaction to being in fanfiction? oh oh and also do you think mj is secretly insanely good at writing fics and is totally the most famous spiderman writer on Ao3 and in her authors note she says "I based him off of a friend that I know"

And everyone in the spiderman fandom has read that fic and uses it as canon spiderman lore and is always trying to ask her WHO IS THIS FRIEND?!?!?

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At the interview:

- Peter, are you independent?

Peter, looking at Tony.

Tony *nodding*

Peter: Yes.

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ben reilly being the definition of dramatic

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Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.

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so spiderman is usually called “insect” as an insult. like he’s a pest or something

but you all are SLEEPING on the idea of peter being called a bug *affectionately*

like imagine peter parker recovering from a big fight and tony stark just tells him “you did good, bug”

AND LIKE??? come on that’s such a father son moment for them

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Daydreaming about my book:

Writing my book:

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i like think of the other aspects of having powers/side effects like spidey (specifically a metabolism as fast as theirs) because it’s just so fun. you can go the spider-first route, where you consider what an irl spider does before you try to apply it to a human and work it into the metabolism, or you can go the power-first route, where you consider what such an enhanced metabolism implies about the rest of spidey’s body and then work it into a spider’s irl behaviors to try and tie that together. you can end up with “irl spiders can last for weeks without food so spidey will still experience all the side effects of not eating for a long time but delayed a week or two later than a normal human” or you can end up with “spidey needs to eat almost constantly but their diet is partially blended foods because the constant eating would make them sick, also irl spiders don’t eat food whole” stuff like that is my bread and butter.

sometimes i try to think of how the smaller stuff is changed too like how fast does spidey’s hair grow now? i know accelerated aging isn’t a power but if a height change is a side effect of the bite, then if one didn’t have their wisdom teeth growing in before the bite, does that mean the teeth will grow in quicker (more pain) and need to be removed way earlier than expected? what about fingernail growth? the heart’s obviously stronger, but does that mean it’s also got to have more of an electrical output, and would also need way more of an input from a defibrillator if it stops??? what if it stops while out as a civilian, and the paramedics don’t know if they should go higher and risk killing an (what they think is) average human???

There’s just so many ways to explore side effects, like maybe spidey needs to drink a lot of coffee to feel any side effect bc of a fast metabolism, but is that the only change, or is the side effect (once there’s enough caffeine) always going to be them being extremely disorientated and sometimes shooting webs in awkward/useless spots???? just so much to consider ^3^

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Irondad Prompt #211:

Sick/Hurt Peter screaming, crying, begging for his dad. But nobody can figure out who he’s asking for. His dad passed a long time ago. Is Peter hallucinating?

Nobody realizes Peter’s not talking about his biological father. He’s talking about Mr. Stark.

#punching air rn

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They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.

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➡️ Content warnings on fiction are a courtesy. 

➡️ Not every medium of fiction and storytelling has or is expected to have content warnings or extensive tagging.

➡️ Print novels do not traditionally warn for content in any way.

➡️ Until AO3 came along, fanfiction did not traditionally warn for content in any significant way.

➡️ An author is only obligated to warn for content to the degree mandated by the format they publish their fiction on.

➡️ Content warnings beyond the minimum are a courtesy, not an obligation.

➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is a valid tag that authors are allowed to use on AO3. It means there could be anything in there and you have accepted the risk. 'May contain peanuts!'

➡️ Writers are allowed to use 'Creator chose not to warn' for any reason, including to maintain surprise and avoid spoilers.

➡️ 'Creator chose not to warn' is not the same thing as 'no archive warnings apply'.

➡️ It is your responsibility to protect yourself and close a book, or hit the back button if you find something in fiction that you're reading that upsets you.

➡️ You are responsible for protecting yourself from fiction that causes you discomfort.

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Tony: I don't want children, they are weird pests that drool and are annoying

Peter: hi

Tony: your mine now.

#canon #literally

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Peter: So, this morning I woke up really early and thought maybe I should try and get more sleep before I have to be awake.

Tony: Okay...?

Peter: And that's when I had a nightmare. So I'm thinking maybe this is a sign from the universe that I need to stop sleeping so much.

Tony:

Peter: It makes perfect sense

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #iron dad #peter and tony #spider son #irondad prompt #loosely a prompt at least #am i somewhat projecting? yes.

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Peter: I need chicken tenders

Tony: At nine in the morning??

Peter: Crispy, buffalo chicken tenders.

Tony: From where?

Peter: ANYWHERE

#peter parker #tony stark #irondad #iron dad #peter and tony #spider son