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Can you cheer me up? I’m feeling a little sad lately :((

Look! It’s an octopus! 🐙

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How do you feed your bentacles? Do they get a part of whatever your eat or do they feast on human souls? Can you talk to your bentacles like Venom? Can you feel them digesting whoever they drag in your body? I have so many questions

Wh...what does this mean

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How is your coif still perfect after death? Do you have ghost-hairgel or something?

A ghost never reveals their secrets

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what can i do if i'm in love with a ghost?

Klaus, I know that’s you.

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Oh what I was going to say before I was destructed by the fact that I am Spider-Man (or spider woman I guess) was this: what’s your favourite song? (I’m listening to Welcometo the Black Parade btw) uwu

Honestly, I like whatever Vanya is playing.

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Do you know any other language?

Unfortunately not. I only pick up on a few random phrases Klaus says when he’s high.

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Are you interested in marrying me?

...No?

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You would do well in the live action h*ntai industry.

I would NOT do well in the live action h*ntai industry, but you know who would? Klaus.

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Klaus is singing the Spice Girls again. It’s 4 in the morning.... Klaus please

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hey! i was going to message you this privately but i cant. i see you often tag your ben posts with ‘the kraken’, which confuses me bc ‘the kraken’ label belongs to diego! the label belonging to ben is ‘the horror’! ( i hope this isn’t coming off as rude i just love ben a LOT so- )

Sorry about that, Diego got onto my account and well... he likes giving himself the ego boost.

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How are you so cute?

How are YOU so cute?

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How are you and your siblings doing?

I’m doing well, thanks for asking! Luther is eating some pancakes, Diego is out doing vigilante stuff, Allison and Vanya went to go see Captain Marvel, Five is reading a thesaurus, and Klaus is well.... buying crystal meth.

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I actually have decided to adopt you and all of your siblings

You’re a little late for that, buddy.

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Why? Why not?

I... I don’t understand. You can’t be my parental unit.

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i have decided to adopt you

??? I have a family ???

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The only thing good about being dead is that I don’t have to deal with the nightmares anymore

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u my baby

I’m an adult.

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