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deku lets you finger him for the first time as an indulgence to you. you admit to him when you're a little tipsy once that you've thought about it a lot, assuming he'll laugh and brush it off, but he's the one that brings it up later. curious himself - enough that he's willing to at least give it a shot for you once, to see if either of you love it.

you expect to love it. you're sure you will, knowing the thought of it has been firmly rooted in in your mind since the first time you saw deku's cheeks flush in an orgasm.

what you didn't expect, is his reaction. how he's still and centered, assuring you with a soft laugh when you hesitate, and how he sucks in a soft breath when you first slip inside of him. what you don't expect is the flush that begins to creep up his neck, nor the sweat that begins to pool in the hollow of his throat.

you don't expect him to groan softly. for his hips to lift off the bed, for his cock to fill, ruddy and thick, for him to shudder and leak as you learn him in this new way. as you feel this new part of him and find where to push, where to press, to make his head tip back and his hands fist in the bedding. you don't expect him to come so hard that it splashes up his chest, nearly up to his chin, his chest heaving as he comes back down to himself.

what you don't expect is the way he looks down his body at you, after, his lips bitten red and puffy, a dazed smile dimpling his flushed cheeks, and his throaty, murmured, "holy shit, baby."

#deku smut

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*vampire pulls back from sucking my blood*

Vampire: “Eugh, bro, this tastes like shit! What have you been consuming that makes your blood taste so horrible?”

*me looking back at the iced coffee + microwave egg sandwich breakfast, Mountain Dew + café brownie lunch, one singular bottle of water, and the half bowl bong rip + 8 chicken Taquitos dinner combo.*

Me: “First of all— rude.”

#rae rambles #late night shitposting

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I always thought it was “I love you” because Xie Lian always got so flustered thinking about it

I am 100% convinced that Hua Cheng's array password is a sneaky double entendre. It would have to be something that at first glance is maybe acceptable, but to be said three times would be reeaaallly lewd lmfaooo

My first guess is "come inside" HAHAH

Deliciously mortifying, especially for Xie Lian. Having to say that three times would make me crumble to dust too

#hualian #hua cheng

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I’LL MAKE THIS FEEL LIKE HOME

cw: nsfw, 18+. minors and ageless blogs will be blocked for interacting. wc 6k. todoroki fam lore. bnha manga + s6 spoilers. angst and fluff and smut and love and

“Do you feel held by him? Does he feel like home to you?”

- Midsommar (2019)

Touya was eight years old when his youngest brother was born—the same age realized that his house no longer felt like home. 

And while it never fit the traditional cookie-cutter feeling of a home before then, it was comforting in its own kind of way. It was definite, something that he could hold onto and strive towards. Something that was there at the end of the day, no matter how badly his hands burned or how quiet the dinner table was. 

Because before Shouto was born, there was still a chance. 

Fuyumi and Natsuo were just as much of failures as he was—it was anyone’s game. He could keep pushing, train his hand to defy the science of his body and deal with it. Become what his father wanted so badly he’d kill for. That was home, the knowledge that there was still a chance for him. 

But the moment Shouto was born, hair perfectly split the same as his flawlessly cursed body, Touya knew. 

Instantly, he knew that his time was over—that there was no saving his dream of making his father proud. He hadn’t been enough, and he would have to live with that, in a house that’s no home with a family that lives in the shadow of what he never got to be. 

He carries that feeling everywhere he goes. Like an eternal kink in his neck, it weighs heavy on his shoulders and disintegrates the marrow of his bones. Forever the boy without a home, Dabi continues to do what he does best—or maybe worst—and he survives. 

But, you don’t remember when Dabi became home to you. 

Keep reading

#ugh #dabi #touya smut #touya todoroki #my love

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When the zaza + chicken Taquito combo hits

#rae rambles

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He Xuan: You won't believe who just came up here for the third time.

Hua Cheng: ........Don't joke about that.

He Xuan: I'm not, I swear! And he broke a bunch of stuff on his way in.

Hua Cheng: What.

He Xuan: Um, yeah, you know his two babies that you hate? He hit one with a giant bell and smashed the other one's palace.

Hua Cheng: I am definitely in the right religion.

#hualian #he xuan

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“[REDACTED] is a demon of few desires, and [REDACTED] is most of them.” BITCH??? Hit me with that line at 1am in the morning o’clock??? I’m not okayyyy

#Rae rambles #fuckin fics man #can’t stand myself #I only redacted names cuz I don’t want to deal with idiots #please forgive me

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C1 BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND I DIDNT EVEN SPEND ANY MONEY THIS TIME!!!!!!

#genshin impact #neuvillette

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I should start turning my shitposts into poetry like—

I treat nature and machines

With the same kindness,

Smiling and talking and thanking them for their service,

For I know they each have equal opportunity

To take the earth as their own,

And I want them to remember my kindness

When they do.

#poetry shitposts #Rae rambles

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@gotbeanz and we love him for it

Honestly, big fan of how fucking Weird™ Neuvillette is

He can't do small talk for shit, his idea of a pastime is standing soaking wet in the rain with no umbrella, he'll infodump cool water facts at you given half the opportunity. He's the adoptive father of several dozen(?) immortal kids. He's a lawyer. He's inexplicably talented at making pottery.

He's somehow simultaneously the coolest and the lamest person in Fontaine

#neuvillette

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I want you all to know that @gotbeanz is a Childe hater and refuses to even let me show him a tiny amount of love without roasting the absolute fuck out of me AND him.

Childe smells like sweat and blood.

He keeps himself clean, mind you, but the metallic scent never really goes away. To immortal beings, and those with keener senses, he smells faintly of the primordial sea, and even fainter are undertones of the abyss. Regular mortals will just catch whiffs of salt and something… other.

Zhongli smells like fresh morning dew on mountain rocks.

He smells of tea and amber, and faintly of bamboo. His earthy scent is strongest when using his elemental power, like digging your hands through freshly tilled soil, healthy and vibrant. Most often he smells of the forests of jueyun karst. Mountain air is crisp and pleasant on his skin.

Diluc smells like campfire lit from fallen pinewood trees.

He smells like wine, but more often he smells of the more bitter crisp of fresh grape juice. Ash often coats his gloves, so he’ll sometimes smell of less pleasant things that have been charred. Diluc mostly carries a scent like spices and the fruit he plucks from the vine when coming home from his nightly rounds.

Kaeya smells like deep red wine and the first breath of winters air after a snow storm.

His scent is crisp and cold, even if you can feel his natural body heat, even if it is the middle of summer. The frozen pine smell never seems to leave him, and if his hair catches in the wind you’ll pick up soft hints of vanilla. Kaeya smells good, and he knows he does, because he curates that scent like all other aspects of his being— for the pleasure and distraction of others.

#childe #genshin impact #tartaglia #this is all in the spirit of fun #please don’t be mean #I love kier so much #Rae and Kier #at it again

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Venti smells like fresh apple wine and dandelions in a warm summer breeze.

When Venti is near you, it almost smells like you’re standing in an open field, you can almost feel the sunshine and see the clouds floating through the blue sky. He often smells of whatever booze he’s managed to pilfer, but the sweet smell of Cecelias always cling to him no matter how much he drinks.

Xiao smells like sweets and rusting metal.

Dichotomy of scents, of course, but true all the same. The weight of his karmic debt drips from him in droves, and to the untrained senses smells faintly like a rusted sword, with undertones of spice and black smoke. It’s a strictly… other scent that many struggle to place. But the scent of sweet almond tofu clings to his fingertips no matter how much he sins for the protection of his nation.

Gaming smells like clean sweat and ginger.

Always moving, always working, and when he isn’t, he’s enjoying dim sum, or other sweet and savory indulgences. The young man keeps himself clean and presentable, smelling like honey soap and the tea leaves of his hometown. But a hard days work will cling to the skin, heady and deep, mixing with the faintest traces of smoke and ash.

Baizhu smells like antiseptic and violetgrass.

His hands are always clean, from patient to patient his environment must stay sterile. The herbs he’s constantly grinding and sorting stain his skin with various scents, but the strong smell of violetgrass always clings to him. He smells of the tea he drinks to soothe his sore throat, and a vibrant smell of fresh cut greenery on his days of rest— though strongest when using his Vision to heal others.

#genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #venti #genshin barbatos #xiao #genshin inpact xiao #gaming #genshin gaming #ga ming #baizhu

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Childe smells like sweat and blood.

He keeps himself clean, mind you, but the metallic scent never really goes away. To immortal beings, and those with keener senses, he smells faintly of the primordial sea, and even fainter are undertones of the abyss. Regular mortals will just catch whiffs of salt and something… other.

Zhongli smells like fresh morning dew on mountain rocks.

He smells of tea and amber, and faintly of bamboo. His earthy scent is strongest when using his elemental power, like digging your hands through freshly tilled soil, healthy and vibrant. Most often he smells of the forests of jueyun karst. Mountain air is crisp and pleasant on his skin.

Diluc smells like campfire lit from fallen pinewood trees.

He smells like wine, but more often he smells of the more bitter crisp of fresh grape juice. Ash often coats his gloves, so he’ll sometimes smell of less pleasant things that have been charred. Diluc mostly carries a scent like spices and the fruit he plucks from the vine when coming home from his nightly rounds.

Kaeya smells like deep red wine and the first breath of winters air after a snow storm.

His scent is crisp and cold, even if you can feel his natural body heat, even if it is the middle of summer. The frozen pine smell never seems to leave him, and if his hair catches in the wind you’ll pick up soft hints of vanilla. Kaeya smells good, and he knows he does, because he curates that scent like all other aspects of his being— for the pleasure and distraction of others.

#genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #zhongli #Childe #tartaglia #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #kaeya #kayea alberich

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don’t we all?

mappa did not have to make him this cute in this panel they wana fuck him so bad

#gojo

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Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

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true mutuals (and i mean TRUE) won’t judge you for your unhinged horny posting.

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sucking cock is a chore. eating pussy is a privilege and an honor.