#poetry shitposts

[scaredpigeons]

I should start turning my shitposts into poetry like—

I treat nature and machines

With the same kindness,

Smiling and talking and thanking them for their service,

For I know they each have equal opportunity

To take the earth as their own,

And I want them to remember my kindness

When they do.

#poetry shitposts #Rae rambles

[cherrygazette]

oh to be a writer and live in europe

#quotes #random #shitpost #aesthetic #literature #light academia #academia #academia aesthetic #dark academia #moodboard #moodboards aesthetic #moodboards dark academia #dark academic aesthetic #dark academia moodboard #dark acadamia aesthetic #my moodboards #aesthetic moodboards #moodboard aesthetic #moodboards #my moodboard #poetry #writerslife #europe #soft moodboard #dark moodboard

[flum3n]

in like ten years time rick riordan is going to have the opportunity to defend his title of funniest person alive and cast a will solace with black hair and green eyes

#pjo series #pjo #percy jackson #heroes of olympus #rick riordan #will solace #nico di angelo #solangelo #not poetry #pjo shitpost

[fixing-bad-posts]

but in all seriousness, please watch my favourite performance of this monologue of all time

#fixing-bad-posts #blackout poetry #...sort of #shitposting #shitpost #julius caesar #ides of march

[nonsense-repository]

#solarpunk #not a shitpost #poetry #hopepunk #meme

[rateaters-sutff]

I was prepared for any pain and nail pealing struggle as I traversed the Horific Plains...

But what I failed to account for in my rigorous preparations...

Was for these Horific Plains...

To traverse over me...

#196 #rule #shitposting #shitpost #r/196 #r196 #silly :3 #meme #silly cats #cat meme #poem #poetry #original poem

[theidlespoon]

nothing, just tolkien originally writing down the hobbit because his son christopher kept complaining that he'd change the details from night to night and then christopher later being so crucial in taking tolkien's notes and turning them into fully written novels of worldbuilding. loving someone to the point of creation and then having them help you finish the job.

#tolkien #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #christopher tolkien #love #poetry #middle earth #the inklings #random thought #the silmarillion #bilbo baggins #frodo baggins #sam gamgee #legolas #gimli #aragorn #text post #textpost #shitpost #tumblr #humour #relatable #humor #lmao #funny #in my feels

[frozenoj]

Sebastian Stardew Valley did you write this

#sdv sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #stardew sebastian #stardew valley #sdv shitpost #frogs #poetry #actual author is: #sam pink #id in alt text

[shelleysbysshe]

Please remember that Contessa Guiccioli, Byron's lover while he was in Ravenna, wrote her Recollections of Lord Byron after he died and these are some of the chapters:

#“Lord Byron's marriage and its consequences” #lmao she wrote two chapters on his melancholy #Lord Byron #Romanticism #Poetry #Romanticism shitpost #English Literature #Literature #The romantics #geneva squad

[crystalthayerr7]

Suck it or leave it?

#transb #transblood #trans bimbo #trans blog #trans babe #transbeautiful #trans belly #trans bear #trans breeding #trans bhm #trans community #transblr #transgender #trans self ship #trans sex worker #trans selfie #trans shifter #trans shitposting #trans sissy #trans solidarity #trans people #trans poetry #trans story #trans activism #trans ana #trans lesbian #trans receipts #trans week #trans women are amazing #trans tape

[the-uncanny-dag]

If there's Haiku Bot, why can't we have Iambic Pentameter Bot

#shitpost o'clock #tumblr #poetry #haiku bot

[noor1ee]

#light academia #dark academia #chaotic academia #dark academia aesthetic #light academic aesthetic #poety #aesthetic #web weaves #web weaving #parallels #quotes lover #novel quotes #book quotes #quotes #spilled words #words #poetry #self love #self care #noori shitposts ⁉️ #mine #noori tag

[cherrygazette]

mujhe pyaar nahi ishq chahiye.

#quotes #random #shitpost #aesthetic #literature #light academia #moodboard #desi tumblr #desiblr #desi aesthetic #desi girl #desi aunty #desi ass #desi moodboard #moodboard aesthetic #aesthetic moodboards #moodboards aesthetic #my moodboard #ishq #ishq poetry #hindi #hindi shayari #desi shit posting #desi stuff #bollywood #vintage aesthetic

[flum3n]

the universal experience of beginning 'pride and prejudice' (2005) with the opinion that matthew macfadyen as mr darcy is perfectly tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt you and ending it bewitched, body and soul.

#we get both the mr darcy love at first sight of keira knightley as elizabeth bennet #and the slow burn of elizabeth's feelings for matthew macfadyen #this is from watching several gorls react to it on youtube #and my own feelings of eh he's not bad looking to THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE PERFECT MAN- #pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 2005 #jane austen #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #joe wright #you're a clever director #matthew macfadyen #classics #classic literature #english literature #austen shitpost #not poetry

[fixing-bad-posts]

she actually is a dentist. I can turn oN her teeth?

#fixing-bad-posts #fixingbadposts #erasure poetry #dentistry #dentist #miscellaneous #shitposting

[kittybricks]

Do You Love the Colour of the Sky? (Or: This Must be the Place)

(I apologize for the resolution in advance. Still troubleshooting.)

#spec fic #speculative fiction #heritage post #do you love the color of the sky #art #ocs #original story #short story #arg #original arg #Tumblr arg #prose #scifi #science fiction #meme #shitposts #shitposting #hellsite #poets on tumblr #poetry #god let this get notes I've had the idea for so long and I need someone to appreciate it