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sorry for not responding to prompts! i've just finished my exams and am working on a new twiyor oneshot. i hope you all had a wonderful holiday! :)

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in for a penny, in for a pound — "for the mission," a family is found 💕

#OH MY GODDDD #SXF #FAV

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Doggo

#sxf

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sweet song

#GAAAAAAHHHH #twiyor

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waaahh thankq so much for recommending my fic (and for your kind words as well)!!!!!!!!! definitely gonna check these other fics out heheh!! :3c

Hello again!

I was wondering if you had any spy x family fic recs that are twiyor centric? AUs? I’m having trouble finding ones that are what I’m looking for. Ratings don’t matter. Anything from G to E would be appreciated! Thank you!!

boy oh BOY do i have twiyor fic recs !!!! it's like basically all i read LMAO and i am always on a hunt for more. i feel like i have read through a good chunk of what's on ao3 and i still feel starved. there's always my bookmarks you can sift through for twiyor fics, but for some more curated recommendations (and this is not gonna include all the ones i've lost my mind over, that's far too many, this is just what i can remember off the top of my head):

the living blues by @nire-the-mithridatist

rated T, 5/6 chapters, currently 14k words

GOD it would be such an understatement to say i am a huge fan of not only this work but EVERY WORK by this author because SHE HAS A WAY WITH WORDS OKAY. i avoid angst like the plague but i saw the happy ending tag to this fic and IT DIDN'T DISAPPOINT (chapter 6 is gonna be an epilogue)!!!!!!! AUGHHH this isnt even a good review im just yelling but yeah this is really good and also pretty much everything else by this author, i'll say it now so this list doesn't have numerous fics by the same person just do yourself a favor and read through what she's got if you haven't already

With Kid Gloves by crownofrosegold on ao3

rated G, 1/2 chapters, currently 2.5k words

4 words: Mr Darcy Hand Flex

the most yearning, pining, longing fic ever with the least physical touch ever. loid traces yor's gloves in his pocket with his thumb and its somehow intimate. yeah

it's been a hot minute since it's updated but the first chap can kinda be read as a standalone (to me) which is why i rec, even though i personally only go after finished fics for my own sanity :^) also its just too darn cute how can i not

How to Be a Supportive Husband by @nemaliwrites

rated T, 1/1 chapters, 910 words

short and sweet drabble of the most simpiest loid post reveal. what more could you want

MISSION: Bottom Feeder by SilverSupa on ao3

rated T, 2/4 chapters, currently 9.5k words

this one is just too good and funny LMAOO yor and loid are Peak Stupid and also Peak Attracted To Each Other so it's just. mm good mix. this one's also been a hot second since it's last update but i love it too much so its on this list

even when we're not together (will you stay with me?) by JaMills on ao3

rated T, 1/1 chapters, 4.5k words

gosh this is another one of those super good reads that make you sit and think after you're done. soulmate AU where they swap bodies as children until they meet. personally i'm not the most dedicated reader of aus where yor and loid meet as kids, but the way its handled here is just so good and adds to the story. it's also part of a series and the next installment is equally as good. this is another one of those authors that has a lot of quality stuff (although there's a good dash of angst which i keep my distance from JKFHISDH) so look through their page!

Enough by Frotu on ao3

rated T, 1/1 chapters, 4k words

EHEHE THIS ONE HAS ME GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET FR it is soooo cute. typical thing of yors coworkers getting into her head, she asks loid if what they have is enough, and... well.... you can read what happens from there ;] (spoiler: it's very cute)

a dream in charmeuse by selfetish (@selfetishizing ) on ao3

rated T, 2/2 chapters, 12k words

oh gosh, the prose in this is just?? so insanely good??? its such a pretty read. this is twiyor, yes, but it's also a deep dive into femininity and yor's understanding/rediscovery of it. i remember the first time i read it the opening scene of the first chapter was just so GOOD to me, i was like OMG i am not gonna forget this this is so iconic AND IT IS!!!!! i love me a good yor centric fic. we usually get more of twilight contemplation (i mean he has got the whole mission thing going on and hes our resident overthinker so, understandable) but this was such a nice look into yor's..,, like, fundamental building blocks?? if that makes sense?? its just good ok read it

"The Five Times Loid Forger Went Topless In Front of His Wife and the One Time She Reciprocated" Or “Bare-Chested in Berlint” by Talik_Sanis on ao3

rated M, 6/6 chapters, 17.5k words

that title should tell you all you need to know right LMAOOO it's just yor being incredibly horny, like embarrassingly so. she lacks a grip

again this is just 8 fics, where my bookmarks list are over 200 (yeesh) so feel free to look through those. i've also got some fics, most of which are twiyor lmao (brainrot i told you). and don't forget to show these awesome authors some love!

#twiyor #to read

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it's a cruel, cruel summer! 🍌🐟

commissions open!

#omg !! they are so!! #asheiji

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first love / late spring terumob

#holy shit #RAHHHHHH #THE PARALLELS #terumob #I'VE WATCHED THIS A DOZEN MILLION TIMES #mp100

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i'm your venus, i'm your fire, and your desire! 🍌🐟

commissions open!

#waaa the COLORS!!!! #so gorg!! #and ash's scars!!!!!! #asheiji

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loid never asks anya to read minds for him unless it concerns a squabble with yor. he'd muse aloud "i wonder if your mother is still mad at me." anya would roll her eyes as her father cleared an imaginary lump in his throat. "i said, i wonder if your mother is still mad at me."

"it doesn't take telepathy, pa," she'd scorn, shoveling heaps of cereal marshmallows into her mouth, "to know when ma's mad."

loid, restless from his wife's indifference to him, would finally give and directly ask, "anya. is she mad at me or not?"

meanwhile, yor, in the living space, would wipe the coffee table so diligently that the legs would burn holes into the carpet.

"mad as shit."

#this is post-reveal forger fam when anya is a teenager #anya's in her rebellious phase okay #twiyor #sxf #spy x family #loid forger #anya forger #yor forger #headcanon

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finals are approaching so i will resume responding to remaining prompts in around 3 weeks!

#gg jill #essay-writing time unfortunately

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“Write. Find a way to keep alive and write. There is nothing else to say. If you are going to be a writer there is nothing I can say to stop you; if you’re not going to be a writer nothing I can say will help you. What you really need at the beginning is somebody to let you know that the effort is real.”

— James Baldwin, 1984 interview in The Paris Review

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Loid x Yor

#twiyor #SMOOCH SMOOCH

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I love Bond, aaaa!!

#this style is so cute!!!! #bond #sxf

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Jonny Greenwood performs “House of Woodcock” from the Phantom Thread soundtrack at the Adam Buxton podcast.

#tbh i think about this loop all the time #SO BEAUTIFUL #my go-to writing music #THE SONG OF ALL TIME #jams #phantom thread

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my favorite couple <3 

#ohmigawd the colors.... #asheiji

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twiyor au in which twilight, after many leads in tracking the thorn princess, finally finds her, to his dismay, apologizing profusely to the bodies she had ruthlessly executed. he wipes his eyes and the lens of his binoculars in disbelief because surely this cannot be the same fabled femme fatale that had WISE on high alert. 

#as much as i would love a femme fatale assassin yor #her usual cute polite and clumsy self would make for a funnier dynamic #with twilight's cool calculated and exact personality #anywho.... #twiyor #loid forger #yor forger #spy x family #sxf #fic idea

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Hi if you’re still doing the submissions for 100 followers (congrats btw!) could you write down some ash headcanons you have? can be general or specific, love ur acc !!

Thank ya kindly, Anon! I'll give you some of my favorite Ash headcanons:

Ash took up the guitar when Dino tried to get him to take cello lessons. He likes to play folk songs because they remind him of summers in Cape Cod with Griffin.

Ash can sustain knife wounds and gun nicks. Paradoxically, he cries over papercuts and looks to Eiji to be coddled.

When he's out of cigarettes, he will get butts from his ash tray, salvage any tobacco, and roll a new one up.

After moving in with Eiji, he becomes much more sentimental and romantic. He daydreams about having children and living in an old-fashioned house with a family of his own.

Ash is very close to Eiji's mom. Eiji teases him by saying that she loves him more. He, quote, "knows his way around a paring knife, unlike someone."

Speaking of knives, Ash whittles wood when he can't sleep or is nervous. Sometimes he'll finish a piece in one sitting—a duck, a wolf, a rabbit—and set it on Eiji's table for him to wake up to.

Ash becomes an early riser to walk Buddy. Those two have an inseparable bond. He feeds him meat from under the dinner table when Eiji isn’t looking.

Ash loves writing handwritten letters and memos—to Eiji, when he’s away for work; to Eiji’s sister and mother; to Sing and his friends in New York; to Michael, who would send him drawings in return; to Max and Jessica, catching them up on his life in Japan.

#there's a ton more gahh #didn't wanna clog everyone's tl though haha #let me know which your favorite is; might write something up for it! #ash lynx #asheiji #banana fish #headcanon #anon #answered