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I don't know if we've solved the greatest mystery known to mankind yet. So, I'm going to assume we haven't because I'm too lazy to look

I can confirm that clones have belly buttons

It's faint but I assure you, after staring at this picture for approximately 2 hours, there is a belly button.

Your welcome Internet.

#I have done this research for the good of the Republic #Source : Clone Wars S3E1 clone cadets #This wasn't an excuse to stare at shirtless clones #star wars #the clone wars #clone trooper #Clones #arc trooper fives #captain rex #Domino squad

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CT numbers

A/n - Captain Rex x reader if you squint.

You're a Jedi, recently graduate padawan, who got assigned to co-command the 501st as general alongside Anakin Skywalker. Mainly because Anakin has the habit of going on his own adventures whilst in the middle of a battle and taking his commander with him. So, Obi-wan, much to the council's dismay, decided to put you with them. Stating that 'Perhaps you could help Anakin come up with less destructive methods of victory, given your background in helping Master Plo with relief efforts.' That did not happen, the 501st are now more destructive than ever. Turns out Master Plo was just really good at giving you tasks that required a more destructive approach.

You and Anakin have been friends long before the Clone Wars. It started when you needed pilot training and Anakin offered to teach you. His driving was reckless and you threw up in his lap and on your shoes. Somehow, that is how your friendship blossomed and you two spent almost every free moment you had together spending most of it having weird conversations about life and love and stuff because you were the same age, Anakin being a season older and constantly bring it up when the opportunity arrived.

Being a general, alongside Anakin was fun but also stressful and tiring, especially the reports. The first time you had to fill in a report you wrote down the clones names rather than CT numbers and Obi-wan sent it back to you, explaining that in proper government documents the clones should be referred to by their CT numbers.

This made you realised that you had no idea what their CT numbers were. When they introduced themselves they did give you their number but also their name. And their names were just easier to remember. Thankfully, Rex offered to help with the situation and for an entire week every clone you worked with was ordered to only answer you if you called them by a CT number. Note, a CT number.

"Good morning CT 5597."

"That's Jesse. I'm 1409.”

"But, aren't you and Fives batch mates?"

Echo chuckled as he walked off to the mess hall like he knew a secret she didn't.

It all rolled downhill after that.

"Okay, I think I got it." You began pointing at the clones seated in front of you.

"5597, Jesse."

"7567, Rex."

"5555, Fives."

"1477?"

Hardcase laughed, along with the others.

"I don't think 1477 is even in this battalion."

You were clearly embarrassed by the whole situation, but found some comfort in knowing that you were at least boosting moral, by giving everyone a good laugh.

Medical reports were a nightmare. Everytime Kix read it, it looked like he was trying to decode a secret message.

Regardless, you tried your best with coming up with new ways to remember each of their numbers. Kix was one of the easiest, CT 6116, his name always went on top of the medical records because he was one of the primary medics. So was Rex, CT 7567, he would go on top of the field reports, because he's the captain. Everyone else on the other hand. Rex decided it would be better and more efficient if you did the reports together. Which you were thankful for.

Then one day you got the hang of it, kinda. You noticed that certain clones were always together. So, writing out the numbers in pairs became easier. Until, unfortunately one of the pair died.

Rex entered the room with two cups of caf, one in each hand and his data pad tucked securely under his arm. They had just gotten back from long mission in the outer rim trying to secure the boarder for the Republic. His bones ached, but reports had to get done. General (Y/N), as always offered to help. Rex had to admit he was fond of the general and rather enjoyed the extra time they spent together.

The door closed behind him with a mechanical whizz and he noticed that General (Y/N) had fallen asleep on the desk. He walked over careful not to wake her and placed the cups down gently on the table then his data pad. Next the snoring general sat her data pad, glowing with a blue hue. He picked it up, ready to finish her report only to find it already completed.

He began to read through the events only for his heart to grow heavy and his eyes to swell with tears. She always remembered them in pairs. Rex sat down and with a heavy sigh and began to edit the report clearing out the number CT 1409.

Masterlist

#The clone wars #Imagine clone wars #Captain Rex #Echo #Fives #arc trooper fives #Jesse #Kix #Star wars #Anakin Skywalker #Obi-Wan Kenobi #X reader #Clone trooper #Hardcase #Captain Rex x reader

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I'd like to think that during the clone wars when the jedi got super stressed out, like they've hit their limit, cannot deal with anymore shit (because jedi aren't trained to be generals) and are about to do an Anakin level crazy battle plan, they do a Yoda impression.

#Mmmm yes #Fucked up this is #Then proceeds to charge into battle #Headconan #Star wars #The clone wars #clone wars headcanons #Star wars Headconan #Jedi #Master yoda #Anakin Skywalker

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Star Wars should have given us a whole episode of Clone Wars that is just the 501st trying to protect some stupid rare space fern in the middle of a hard core warzone.

I'm talking Jesse throwing it across the battlefield to Hardcase before being stacked by a battle droid like your highschool star football player moments before the games over.

Kix and Echo trying to figure out what the hell it needs to survive as they read hours of data on the holonet pertaining to Space Botany

Rex standing guard over the plant and falling asleep, snuggling it like a fucking teddybear

AND EVEN BETTER. Once they land on Coruscant and take it to General Yoda while looking like they have been through fresh hell, thinking it has important value to the Republic. Yoda rips off a few leaves and throws them into his boiling kettle all "Good Tea, this makes." CUE PISSED OFF TROOPERS AND END CREDITS

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me reading my own fics: damn when’s this bitch gonna update

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CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT THE COMEDIC GENIUS THAT WAS 'THE SUPER HERO SQUAD'!

#They called themselves squadies #Silver surfer was an actual surfer dude #And wolverine learnt about the power of friendship #Let's not forget about the mayor of super town #Marvel #Wolverine #Iron man

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If I had a nickel for every time Patrick Stewart’s Professor X has been murdered on screen by a red-headed woman who used to be a hero who could read minds a little and had some telekinesis but then gained godlike powers to alter reality at will making her nearly unstoppable and eventually evil, I would have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. 

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Okay okay... so if you were expecting me not to to say something about that what if episode.. you’d be sorely disappointed.

When I watched it; I tell you I was beyond excited.. the world is ending. Correction: universe. And the last two people left on earth are Clint and Natasha?! Yes! Yes! And double yes! However I have a bone to pick with the writer. They were really out to hurt us and I feel like this was out of spite.

Seriously. Clint just gave up. Left Natasha alone with Ultron, to face him alone because he was “tired of fighting”. The whole depressed widower thing while sad made me want to scream; “The right one is right there! Dorking off in the corner with a shield she found! Clint you dumbass, she’s right there!”

Meanwhile, he was just giving up. They could have ended his story so much better but they really said; “you wanted him to die on vormir you say? We can arrange something like that.” But let’s sprinkle some suicidal tendencies in with that.

Clint’s death: Natasha’s death:

Selfish. Selfless.

Suicide. Sacrifice.

There I said it. Come for me if you will.

Clint had a choice in the “What If..?” He could have pulled himself up got to the top and fired his arrow. If he had enough time to fall and shoot and arrow while Natasha got out, he had enough time to get out and fire from the top. End of story. Time wise, the time was there but Clint gave up. He left his partner, left her entirely alone to be the only surviving human and the last stand against ultron. I’m sorry but what?! Natasha didn’t have a choice in the MCU. She sacrificed herself for the man she loved and the people she called family. She didn’t want to, but she gave her life (soul) so that other lives maybe saved. Meanwhile, he’s death was completely avoidable but he gave up and took his own life. Kudos, that it wasn’t entirely in vain but still! This is why I have trust issues! I swear to God, even the people you think will never leave, always leave. This is just another Parallel to endgame, where Natasha was left alone to try and manage the entire fricking world by herself all over again. Sorry not sorry.

Okay, I’m done ranting.. you can now bring your torches and pitch forks.

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Adult clones teaching wee children clones

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Hunter: Alright, we need to kill this guy but we have to make it look like an accident.

Wrecker: I’ve got this one.

~later~

Police: It looks like someone beat the guy to death with a crowbar then placed this banana peel by his feet.

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Finding Hope

Imagine being a jedi and having a secret baby with Captain Rex. Anakin finds out and tells Padmè and the four of you revel at the thought of being new parents.

While you're deployed Padmè watches your child until you return, claiming that she's the child's aunt and that she's babysitting for her cousin.

Then the siege of mandalor happens and now you and Captain Rex are presumed dead. Anakin is Darth Vader, Padmè is dead, the jedi order is destroyed and you can't return to coruscant.

Now you and Rex travel the galaxy trying to find your missing / now in hiding child, who's origins are being kept secret along with Luke and Leia.

Because the both of you are refusing to accept the possibility that they might have been killed along with all the jedi.

Masterlist

#Captain Rex #Captain Rex x reader #Star wars clone wars #The clone wars #Ct 7567 #order 66 #clones #star wars #Anakin Skywalker #Darth Vader #padme amidala #luke skywalker #Princess Leia

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This post speaks to my soul

This is so accurate, like I'm 20 and I argue with a 3 year old sometimes

“Having siblings is weird. I’m 75 arguing with an 8 year old.”

— Daken

#Daken #x-men #Marvel #Siblings

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Crosshair : But is he wrong

Hunter : I don't like where this conversation is going.

Echo : Don't worry, I come with a built in fire extinguisher.

Wrecker: Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day.

Wrecker: But set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Tech: ...I do not think that's how it goes.

#star wars #tbb #tbb wrecker #incorrect quotes #tbb tech #The bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb hunter #tbb echo

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I love this so much.

There aren't any words

conspiracy.

#Clone troopers #Starwars #Arc trooper fives #Order 66 #The clone wars

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PROBLEM!!!!

THERE IS A WEBSITE (teenfic.net)

IT STEALS WATTPAD WRITERS WORK AND UPLOADS THE WORK WITHOUT THE WRITERS PERMISSION.

EVEN WORSE, ON THE WEBSITE, YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE THE WORDS, MEANING MORE PEOPLE CAN STEAL YOUR WORK.

PLEASE OLEASE PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION TO TAKE THE WEBSITE DOWN.

WHAT THEY DID IS ILLEGAL AND WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.

THERE IS THIS WEBSITE THAT STEALS YOUR WORK!! YOU CAN EVEN COPY AND PASTE ON THE WEBSITE, MEANING MORE PEOPLE CAN STEAL YOUR WORK FROM THERE.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SIGN THIS PETITION

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IF YOU HAVE WATTPAD AND YOU WRITE ON THERE, IF YOU TYPE YOUR USERNAME IN THE SEARCH BAR OF teenfic.net THEN YOU WILL MOST LIKELY SEE YOUR WORK

SIGINAL BOOST!!!!

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SORRY IF I DIDNT TAG YOU, IM JUST TAGGING A LOT OF PEOPLE I CANT REMEMBER EVERYONES

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So I saw this comment on YouTube about the 12 episode of the Bad Batch and this would explain why maybe Howzer acted the way he did. This is extremely sad but makes a lot of sense considering we may have the clone rebellion on Kamino because of this.

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I have never been more terrified for a fictional character in my entire life.

What if Dave just had them all shoot him so he'd go out Boromir style.

I would not have been able to handle it

#star wars #captain howzer #The bad batch spoilers #Clones