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i remember adults telling me, as a kid, to listen to doctors and get my flu vaccine and any shots i could because they remembered Before.

then they started fighting Covid precautions.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that the ozone was disappearing and the earth was dying and we needed to recycle and save the planet.

now my parents think climate change is a myth.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that racism was a plague, that we had to love and accept everyone, that we should never judge before walking a mile in their shoes.

then they told me that protesting for my Black siblings was wrong.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that we needed to give to the poor. working at soup kitchens. making quilts. collecting food and money and supplies. building houses. because it was the christian and just plain right thing to do.

now they look at me, on food stamps with their grandchildren, and lament the "welfare state".

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, that it was easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven and that any rich man, especially an immoral one, should never run our country.

you can guess who they voted for.

i remember adults telling me, as a kid, so very much.

when did they forget?

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Lan "the yiling patriarch calls me Daddy" Zhan

#tamed the great yiling laozu yupppp

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I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.

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The scars on Lan Wangji’s body did not map his real suffering, which is the constant loss of his loved one and the urge to keep them alive with his thoughts and hope.

*taken from

https://x.com/Kyoshich/status/1222683696416817153?s=20

Thank you, @unforth !

Edited to credit the artist

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Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

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Sorry not Sorry

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shijie & her xianxian

#mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang yanli #mo dao zu shi

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pov: ure hgj & u just went to "night hunt" in yiling

#mdzs #wei wuxian #lan sizhui #a yuan #mdzs art

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schoolgirl wangxian doodle !!

#mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #female lan wangji #fem wei wuxian #fem wangxian

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OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING 😭😭 I LOVE THIS SO INCREDIBLY MUNCH I CANT U PUT SO MUCH DETAIL.... THEI CUTE ANNOUNCEMENT POST....

@shijieswife may I present to you… idol milfxian 😮‍💨🥴🤍

BONUS: in their Matt Bomer era 🙏💞

BONUS BONUS:

I thank god every day for angles. 🖤

#idol milfxian au #CANT PUT INTO WORDS HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #URE SO AMAZING AAAGHHHH

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i just saw a vid of a full grown cat nursing on mum cat alongside her kittens... and.... dare i say it.... lwj....

#mdzs #lactation cw #mpreg

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I AM OBSESSED WITH THE UNTAMED AND THE BEHIND THE SCENES PICTURES OF IT- DO YOU GET IT? AM I THE ONLY ONE? I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE RIGHT?! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS ABOUT THESE PICTURES LATE AT NIGHT BEFORE SLEEPING?

#THE TISSUES UP THEIR NOSE HELLO

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ty to the amazing @xinhua-jun for giving me brainworms.... idolxian who everyone notices something is Different abt him.... he stops wearing his famously revealing clothes and is always wearing baggy sweaters... that r white & blue instead of his usual reds & blacks ??!!! and he just. looks different. like hes glowing, his skin, his hair, he always looks happy, more so than usual... and his tits look bigger 😳😳😳 and theres a silver ring on his finger, decorated w clouds, the same as hgjs ??? who hates wwx ?? 🤨🤨

there R posts saying yllz MUST be pregnant w hgjs child, and getting married to him, but theyre shot down by all sides. respect wwxs privacy leave him ALONE u FREAKS !! hgj wld NEVER touch that man he HATES him !!!

needless to say everyones dumbfounded when wwx posts a picture with him & lwj holding their two babies and matching rings clear on their hands...

#mdzs #mdzs au #wwx #lwj #milfxian idol au

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ure so right... hold on im having so many thoughts abt idol milfxian rn...

idol wwx who wears this to an award show without telling his secret husband, who is hosting the show, abt it.... anyways the show gets cancelled cuz lwj walked off half way through due to health issues (he needed to stick his dick in wwx and fuck him sloppy)

#ty for reinfecting me w milfxian thoughts <3333 #also not to be a freak but i started thinking abt wwx lactating.... my goodness....

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shijie and wen qing my fave lesbians... finding an escape within eachother.... their friendship blossoming into something more, regardless of their duties.... wq kissing jyl after she hears her engagement fell through.... sweet promises only heard by the wind and each other.... a dream of a different place, different time, crushed as war pulls them away.... wq helping her jyls didis, seeing so much of jyl in wwx... jyls bittersweet feeling at her reinstated engagement, remembering red lips and big eyes, tan skin.... jyls fear and horror at the wen camps, her prayers for a woman she loved, said to the wind, her using her little power to try and protect the people she loved and loves most.... wq drinking with wwx at jyls wedding...

wq walking towards her death, hoping that she could be with the one she loves most, in her next life.

#mdzs #jiang yanli #wen qing

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lwj who comes to burial mounds to find freshly post partum wwx nursing two children, one w his and his mothers gold eyes, another w his hair - hgj breeding & lactation kink, unlocked ! (wq was too fucking exhausted and done to tell hgj to not enter the demon slaughtering cave)

#mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji