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everybody who reblogs this will get a terrible Sanders Sides pickup line in their inbox. every. single. fander. 

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Logan: it's going to be cloudy tomorrow so our stargazing trip to rock beach might need to be cancelled

Patton: well we could still go out, we could collect rocks instead

Roman: or watch the sun set

Deceit: look at the wild life

Virgil: talk to the abiss

Remus: we could go skinny dipping!

Logan: I do like collecting rock samples and observing wildlife.

#virgil sanders #ts remus #ts roman #Remus #the duke #deceit #tsdeceit #roman sanders #logan sanders #ts logan #patton sanders #ts patton #ts virgil #thomas sanders #sanders sides #remus sanders #logic sanders #morality sanders

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As its slipped over some people's heads, and we do know now that he can _kinda_ tell the truth I just wanna confirm Receipt is infact lying. Aro/ace people are part of the LGTB+ Community as long as they chose to identify with it. F🦆 your acephobic opinions. Idgaf.

Deceit: Asexual/Aromatic people are not LGBT, they are not oppressed.

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Roman while getting pulled over: Patton give me the card. The card quick.

Patton pulls out an uno reverse card and hands it to him: here!

Roman: I ment the get out of jail free card. No its to late.

Officer: sir. Do you realise you where going 60 in a 40k zone?

Roman, handing him the card: no u.

Officer: Sir please step out of the vehicle.

#roman sanders #roman #patton sanders #patton #royality #uno reverse card #no u

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Roman: chug chug chug chug

Logan: No stop what are you doing? That's Thomas's 4th coffee today and it's only 12:30

Patton: Asgdjdjkdjdljfhfheh H E L P

Virgil: see look you've made Patton a mess.

#im running on a full nights sleep but also 5 cups of coffee and a monster #Patton #Virgil #Roman #Logan #Patton Sanders #Virgil Sanders #Roman Sanders #Logan Sanders #Sander sides #incorrect quote

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Logan: the following post contains a trigger warning for Gore please be cautious

Thomas: *relaxing*

Virgil: *relaxing*

Remus/Duke: what if you made a Newtons Cradle out of your loved ones severed heads?

Thomas: good God, why? *sigh* that's a new one

Virgil: Logan has been theorizing about Newtons Cradle a lot recently.

#virgil sanders #logan sanders #virgil #logan #sanders sides #thomas sanders #logic #tw remus #remus sanders #ts remus #tw duke #trigger warning #tw Gore #tw gore

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Thomas: I'm running on 3 hours sleep and caffeine.

Logan: I told you to go to bed,

Thomas: I tried but then-

Remus popping in while naked: Hello!!!

Thomas: yeah that.

#logan sanders #logan #sanders sides #thomas sanders #logic #remus Sanders #anti-creativity #thomas is a moof send help #is this nsfw? #nudity mentioned #duke dont look #duke sanders

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Remus/Duke: I've been told Panadol works well for headaches

Roman: I don't have a headache

Remus, now holding his mase: Your gonna.

#roman #roman sanders #Remus Sanders #tw remus #listen #i may hate the garbage-rat-man with all my being #but hes so easy to make quotes for #duke dont look #duke sanders

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Remus: what if I stab myself?

Roman: do it. The only to know is by testing the theory.

Remus: well now you told me to I don't wanna

3 days later.

Remus: what if I stab myself

Deceit: probably shouldn't.

Remy already stealing Romans sword: you can't stop me snake man.

#roman #roman sanders #Remus Sanders #TS spoilers #thomas sanders #sanders sides #Deceit #tw deceit #tw remus #duke dont look #duke sanders

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Roman: Why does Wish think I'm a slutty twink with a horror movie collection?

Remus/Duke: oh I borrowed your phone.

#roman #roman sanders #duke sanders #Remus Sanders #Thomas Sanders #sanders sides #Duke dont look #duke dont look

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Attention, Fanders!

I need everyone to signal boost this once they have seen the new video.

TS SPOILERS BELOW, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

Some people will be triggered by the Duke, so we need fandom wide warnings. Some of these people will be triggered in different ways.

Therefore;

#ts remus for anything to do with the new character. Literally anything and everything about him.

#ts spoilers is still in place for, obviously, spoil alerts

#dukedontlook is the tag I will use for pictures of the Duke. Please tag these differently, as some people may want to enjoy content about this character but without having to look at him. This includes any sort of fanart.

I will edit this post as needed, if necessary. Please signal boost this, and start tagging for the people who need it.

And if you need it, please remember. You are valid. It’s okay if you cant enjoy everything. You should not put yourself in harm’s way (physical, mental, or emotional) just to say you watched something. Your health and safety come first. Dont be ashamed of needing things tagged and or blocked in order to be happy; this fandom should be a safe space for everyone involved.

Once again, PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.

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PSA:

I'm gonna go throw hands with a psychotic mustache wearing little shit for hitting my best boy with a mace then throwing a Shirikan at Logan. So if y'all want in on this action.

#intrusive thoughts #creativitys evil twin #that bitch gonna catch these hands #Remus Sanders #Roman Sanders #logan sanders #logic #un-creativity #duke sanders #TS spoilers

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Wait the thing you just reposted about Sleep??? Im confused??

People often ask Thomas to make the Sleep character from his short videos (fan named Remy) into a fully fledged side. This WILL NOT happen, Thomas has said many times that the Sanders Shorts universe is a separate universe from sanders sides, and sleep isn’t a personality trait either, it’s a function, so it’ wouldn’t make sense to put Remy into the sides videos. But people still ask him about it sometimes, and it’s really frustrating, because, like, just leave him alone about it? He’s said his piece about it, and that’s done, move on.

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Logan: so, in the room you see the corpse of a man and 2 large copper doors

Virgil: I roll to steal the doors

Logan: you can't-

Roman: HOLY shit it's a Nat 20

Patton: how much would they be worth?

Virgil: let's get them melted down for coins.

Logan: why? Okay. Fine. You some how manage to remove the doors. They are worth roughly 250 gold pieces. I'm never playing this with you people again

#virgil sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #logan #virgil #roman #thomas sanders #patton #sanders sides #logic #morality #dungeons and dragons #DnD #dnd shenanigans

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Patton. Very suddenly: YESS!!

Logan, surprised: Calm down you over caffeinated Chipmunk!

#logan sanders #logan #patton #patton sanders #sanders sides #thomas sanders #logic #morality

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Roman: *singing a unspecified song about liking girls incredibly overdramatic to annoy Logan*

Logan: Roman stop your making a fool of yourself.

Roman: *keeps singing*

Virgil: I got this Lo. Oi Roman you better stop people are starting to think your straight.

Roman: How dare you Dr. Doom & Gloom. I have never been so insulted in my whole life.

#roman #roman sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #virgil #logan #sanders sides #thomas sanders #logic

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Virgil: when was the last time I ever asked you for anything?

Logan: yesterday. you asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.

Virgil: okay, when was the last time I ever asked you for anything that wasn’t a medical emergency?

Logan: yesterday. you asked me to look into your ear to see if there was a ladybug in it.