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You wanna know who should be running our covid testing sites?

Chick-Fil-A.

#covid mention #covid 19 #chick fil a #chickfila

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OSDD???

Me: I think I have some form of OSDD.

My mOthEr: You probably just read about it somewhere and now you're pretending.

Me: But what if I'm not? What if this is serious? Shouldn't we at least go get it checked out?

My MOM: No, your brain will stop pretending eventually!

Me and the other four whole ass individual people in my brain:

dO wE evEN eXisT???

#osdd #how do i tag this #mental health #mental disorder

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Basically what I learned in my class today

Philippines: Hey look! America won the Spanish-American war! That means we can finally get our independence because they will understand our struggles and set us free!

America: ...

Phillippines: Right?...America?

America:... Actually... You could be useful to us... We also don't think your competent or skilled enough to set up your own government... Not to mention if we let you go someone else is probably gonna take you.

Philippines: Are you fucking kidding me.

#yep

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Oh..... My god.

I did it. I turned in the paper. Jesus Christ. 30 seconds on the clock and I submitted it. I didn't get the Conclusion but other than that it was fine! And I got the word count fulfilled(I think...)! I'm so gosh darn proud!

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Completely my fault

So uuuuuuuuuhhh... This is completely my fault but... I now have an hour and 30 minutes to complete a paper I haven't even started reading for. I had a week to do it but miss read the date so it’s apparently due today not the 27th. Fantastic. I'm gonna fail.

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Bnha Poly Au ITS MY IDEA I CLAIM IT!!!! Let me know what you think about it! I'll be posting up some headcanons about whats its like in a day of this messy relationship! It’s gonna be hilarious and wholesome. Basically, almost everyone loves almost everyone and its a big mess of teenage hormones and feelings and poor Aizawa and UA teachers have to deal with it. 

#bnha #bnha au #bnha ships #mha #mha au #mha ships #ua #class 1a #class 1b #ua high #au

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Bnha AU I thought of

So like... I thought of something for Boku no hero academia that might make some people rage but others extremely happy. So like... What if... Class 1A (and some 1B) was in a big poly relationship. Hear me out! If this was the case... Then all the ships would be satisfied and it would be adorable. I also like to think the teachers would have no clue as to what is going on so there like, “Wut!?!?” I'll make a chart of what it would look like and post it.

#bnha #poly #bnha au #ship #bnha ships #mha #mha au #mha ships #class 1a

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

~My favorite quote, said by Friedrich Nietzsche

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The cashier wasn't very ALARMED now was he?

Dazai, flirting with the cashier at the store: When I leave, don't be surprised if the alarms go off, because I just stole your heart~

Dazai: *leaves, and the alarm goes off*

Dazai, with a sly smile: See? Told ya~

Cashier: Sir, I need to check your bag. Come back here.

Dazai:

Dazai: No.

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"I once had my password as 'wouldn't you like to know' So that whenever people asked what my password was I could just say 'Wouldn't you like to know'"

- My daughter but not actual daughter Hailey

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Everyday is a monday if your Dazai

Atsushi: Isn’t that like your fourth cup of coffee?

Dazai: Yup. Mondays, am I right?

Atsushi: It’s friday.