How I be feeling since I am not able to drive because the rental car company thinks I'm to itty bitty
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When you can drive a semi-truck but not a rental car.
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I think I’ve been disappointed by Super Bowl halftime shows ever since Katy Perry set the bar too high in 2015. Like, come on. The aerial entrance? The giant moving light-up tiger? Fricken Left Shark which became a meme. All the outfit changes. Like don’t get me wrong there have been some cool half-time shows since then, but not on Katy Perry’s level.
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Just sat through the entire minecraft credit sequence.
it's over an hour long
i'm going insane
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Updating the sims 4 used to worry me because my mods could break.
Now it worries me because the hecking ea app will break.
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Sunny is Veruka Salt from Charly and the chocolate factory if she was incredibly based
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If I'm ever in another freaking hotel and the fire alarm goes off one more time. I am never staying at another hotel ever again.
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Me trying to open the sims.
Ea app: update required to start game
Me: updates game
Ea app: update complete
Ea app: update required to start game
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Muhaha, it's me a menace to society.
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Hey, if Santa can eat over a million cookies in one night so can I.
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I am ill, sick, having a bad time.
I hate the winter time.
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puppet history is for the girlies who learned obscure history from random popular tumblr text posts in the 2010s
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People do be posting sometimes
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Yall be posting your Spotify wrapped but my youtube music recap is low-key calling me out
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How could they do this, the squirrels, they've betrayed me.
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