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candyredappledragon · 4 months

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h-hi! the name is kieran. nice to meet you! ive been here for a bit and uhm.... sadly figuring out how to use this site! ( kind of afraid of interacting with others especially but im trying my best to not be easily scared ! ) i am not familiar with technology and or online things/words so please be patient with me. i know there are other kierans here too and honestly theyre pretty cool! ....d-dont tell them i said that. im not really a battler so if you are trying to look for one then im sorry to say that you will be disappointed but you can ask the others though. really sorry

..uh thank you for checking my blog— furret youre on my facEXSFDGCVHH

🍎 Please no genuine anon hate, nsfw, or anything really bad. ( You can be mean to Kieran! ) Pelipper mail is okay ( but malice is off for now ). Sapient Pokemon or the likes of interacting are fine too, Kieran is too much of a goofball to notice it. Please don't give him Pokemon the thought is appreciated but if you do they'll turn into stickers lol.

Please don't be weird. I'm serious. As well PLEASE be patient with me and not be pushy. I'm trying my best!

This Kieran is in AU as to what happens if Florian doesn't lie to him about Ogerpon and whatnot! Kieran still doesn't get Ogerpon and is fine with it ( kind of, as in this made him feel inferior to having friends and will always be chosen over by other people. ) His way of thinking is that maybe he should try to be nice and kind to others so that will help him get friends as he sees Florian do this the same to others. ( The only thing Kieran thinks he's not good at is having a funny personality. He is very awkward in person. ) Blueberry Academy was hard on him as he was almost practically as ignored and students tend to forget he is the champion because of his cowardly personality. Florian took over later as champion. Okay there.

(By the way this is a summary please don't hurt me. 💔)

Plus I will try to draw for asks but they won't be the best but surely will motivate me to draw! If there are no asks then I'll just draw daily things with Kieran so it's a win-win for me!

💥 This Kieran doesn't like to get involved with stuff so feel free to drag him into antics! He isn't the one to approach people either so if you are wondering why I don't start convos with other blogs with asks that's why. ( I'm shy too. ) He's a bit of a coward online and in person but he won't shy away trying to be friends with others.

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Anything you want to be tagged? Please let me know! :)

"Can we use your art?" Feel free to use the art or whatever! Don't need to credit and I prefer not to be credited. You can edit it too! Idgaf just no bigotry. :,] "What do we call you and do you have pronouns?" Uhm, you can call me Eight or any other version of the number 8 itself. [ Ex: Ocho, Hachi, Acht, etc ]. No pronouns! Refer me to by name or just call me mod or some other third thing lol. "What art program do you use?" Clip Studio Paint! "Are you okay with collabs?" Of course! Please feel free to message me anytime. :] "What time do you post art/responses?" Uhm....... anytime to be honest? My sleep schedule is ABYSMAL. I am very much online unless I'm busy doing comp. "Are replies time sensitive when interacting with this blog?" Nope! Take your time with your replies. I am pretty chill and everyone is pretty busy with real life. Fair warning I'm a ditz. :( "Why did you make this blog?" To draw Kieran a thousand times over until I'm dead lol. ( Even if it isn't posted on this blog!) And world build my stupid au. :u I'm just currently on a small burnout on drawing. I'm sorry. :c

"Is this a sideblog?" Yeah, you are never going to find out my main!! It's very cringe ( it has different media art ). I will interact with my other sideblog with thoughts and reactions at times. [ if you are curious @/hahahasquib ]

"Do you like Kieran?" No. ( Yes. A normal amount. )

#rotomblr #pokemon irl #pkmn irl #pkmn rp

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lindszeppelin · 2 years

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Elvis and Austin!Elvis Ask game

The incredible @aconflagrationofmyown has created a list of questions regarding Elvis and Austin!Elvis. Behind the "read more" are my answers! Thank you so much for creating this <3

Here's a list of all the lovely people I wanna tag to answer this. We all probably tagged eachother but I don't wanna miss anyone lol.

-> a link to the original Qs to copy+paste [x]

@powerofelvis @ash-omalley @bisexualwvtson @succsessions @butlers-bitch @mamaspresley @himbocampus @stargiirl27 @pennyroyalcreep @loving-elvis @eliseinmemphis @deke-rivers-1957 @bcofl0ve @fantuhsise @elvisstyles @missmaywemeetagain @heartbrake-hotel @elvisabutler @asrealasadonut @sapphirescripts@carnevol @sassy-ahsoka-tano @if-i-can-dream-of-elvis @troubleinapinksuit @karamelcoveredolicity

•When and what was your first exposure to Elvis Presley? I knew about Elvis from a young age, but it was nothing too serious. Full House was my most consistent exposure because I loved that sitcom, and Jesse being obsessed with Elvis was his running gag but I correlated Elvis to John Stamos forever lol. Another jumping off point for me was in Lilo and Stitch. Devil in Disguise became one of my favorites strictly because of that film lol. And then in junior high i had a friend who's step dad was literally obsessed with Elvis. Would play his music loudly every single time i went over her house. My nana also would make reference to marrying my grandpa because he looked like Elvis. But my biggest exposure to Elvis was from the Baz film of course. So he's been around me for a long time, but I never took it too far until this film.

•And what was your first impression? I thought Elvis was nothing more than a gimmick. He's been so overly parodied in his life and in death that I grew to roll my eyes at those "uh huhhh thank ya very much lil mama" type of deals y'know. I was like ugh please...I saw him as very novelty and I never saw past those parodies.

•Lace shirts or jumpsuits? Oooh come on now!! Lace shirts are so slutty but honestly, those jumpsuits get me hot under the collar.

•You can steal one of Elvis/Austin’s outfits, what’s it going to be? Im assuming this is in the context of stealing an outfit so i can wear it. Since I can't choose just one i'll give 2, one for Elvis and one for Austin

There's something about this outfit that I know I could rock if i could alter it to my body. maybe make the trousers into hot pants lol. tie the shirt up. but yeah i love this one

and then one for austin. lace and pink with black is a killer combo

•C’mon, we know you’ve been watching/reading old interviews and random footage of the man, so what’s your favorite random Elvis quote? Lol you're so right though lol. Honestly though that man has waaaaay too many perfect quips and funny one liners. Like...i'd have to do a whole dissertation on my favorite Elvis jokes. But this one is fresh in my mind...i rewatched Aloha From Hawaii last night and when he's singing Suspicious Minds he leans down into his deep side lunge and sings "I hope this suit don't tear up baby". I fucking died

•Did you find Austin Butler’s lips distracting despite them being in a movie about the King of plush upper lips? (Be honest now) LOL. sis yes, like the man has such plump lips i just wanna kiss them. i've got big full lips too but i think his are even bigger than mine lol

•What’s an aspect of Elvis’ character you wish more people appreciated? HIS HUMOR *i scream into the void*. the man had a wicked sense of humor like...people need to see it. But also his generosity.

•You meet Col. Tom Parker for the first time, forewarned with the knowledge of what a scumbag he is, what do you do?: A. nothing, you’re a coward who doesn’t care about abused golden-hearted men B. you give the Colonel a stern telling off C. you encourage Elvis to leave him and break the contract E. you slap a legal document against that fat suit and declare “Mrs. Claus is bringing you a lawsuit” F. you waste no time with formalities, it’s a letter opener to the juggler for that piece of trash HAHAHA wow all of these are such great answers but i think the one i would genuinely pick if i had the power to go back in time and do this...would be option C. I would be like Elvis baby...the man has gots to go i beg of you. I think in my delusional mind he'd listen to me. ain't nothin gonna work if i talk to the Colonel himself except maybe if i give him a firm slap across the mouth

•What was your favorite aspect/scene from the Elvis 2022 movie? i have so many but i really love the Vegas Rehearsal scene. It's so so so good and so hot. like goddamn who told Austin he could be that hot and authoritative

•You can choose only one song or piece of media to convince someone to become an Elvis fan, what is it going to be? that's really hard because i have to think of this practically. if i show someone one of Elvis's many films, i don't think that would do the trick. it would be too cheesy for a non-fan. And then the 68 Comeback Special is a good option however with all the musical numbers in there i again don't think that would 100% win a non-fan over without context.

I would probably show them the That's The Way It Is film doc that shows funny rehearsal footage and then the live concert from 1970. It's perfect because it shows Elvis's dedication to the musical arrangements, his humor, and his talent.

•How many children would you give Elvis Presley from your own -or theoretical- womb? (listen to the beast in ya, your feminism won’t serve you here) I genuinely am terrified of the idea of pregnancy and labor because im not about pain and suffering with a changing body for 9 months. But for Elvis...damn i'd give him maybe like 2-3 kids. But this is a hard question because we know the man wasn't a fan of women who gave birth/had children soooo...if I could give him children and he'd still want to fuck me then thats a win Lol.

•Where are you hanging out with EP, his bedroom with the teddy bears, Club Handy, his private jet or Graceland? oooooh...Club Handy sounds perfect. He can let himself be as free as he wants and we can dirty dance to all the amazing music. Then we can kick it in Graceland ;)

•What is the peak Elvis era? warning, this says an awful lot about you… here I go! 68-72. he was *chefs kiss*

•How long have you been an Austin Butler fan (be honest now, God is watching) okay this is so funny to me because obviously i knew nothing about him or his existence until this film. HOWEVER...the man has been in all of my tween sitcoms. Like, i had a massive crush on him from iCarly and Zoey101. that blew my mind when i found that out.

•What kind of Elvis chick are you? -a 1950’s prospective wife material that he’s already sampled, a 1960’s filmset fling or a Vegas torrid backstage affair? oh fuck. hmmmm this is so hard. im torn between 50s prospective wife (because this was in his early days and i could get with him earlier before cilla and any Colonel dramas) and Vegas affair (it would be fucking hot and dirty and im weak thinking about it). if I choose Vegas affair i don't really want a drugged out Elvis, but thats the risk i take by being a slut for the guy. soooo...also my toxic trait tells me that i could fix him in his Vegas years LOL.

•Is Austin Butler an honorary southerner now? Answer options: A. hell no, California can keep his sweet cheeks. B. hell yes, he’s practically been possessed by the soul of the King of the South option B. my Cali man has been blessed with the southern soul

•Pick your poison in the fan-fiction realm: angst, fluff, smut, fluffy smut, angsty fluff, angsty smut?…or is reading about Elvis Presley an acknowledged health hazard? SMUT. all the way.

•Spit or swallow for this man? (And if you don’t understand this question move right along) fucking listen...swallow. i usually would be a spitter because i've had some dank guys in the past that give me the chills thinking about it, so im traumatized Lol. but for Elvis, i'd swallow.

•Would Gladys approve of you? Take your above answer into consideration I hope she would! I mean i'm a nice girl I would try to talk with her and listen to her concerns and make sure she's okay. Let her know i'd be there for her son. I think she'd like me. I ain't a hussy (in public anyway ;) )

•Which of Elvis’ cars is your favorite? pink cadillac

•What are your odds for besting this man at karate? omg he'd whoop my ass. i took karate as a kid and i only made it as far as purple belt. he could dominate me any time of day

•If you could meet Elvis and have enough composure to tell him something, what would it be? I would probably pour my heart out to him and make sure he believed that we loved him and his legacy would impact the entire world for generations to come. like, i need him to seriously understand how important he was.

•What’s a hobby or pastime of yours you wish you could share with Elvis/Austin!Elvis well I already love music and collecting vinyl, so i would have seriously loved to have talked music with Elvis. listen to some records and dance or something.

•What’s the Elvis 2022 quote you’ve been mumbling to yourself ever since you heard it? "You Blood-suckin ol' Vampire. You bleed me dry and yet you still want more?!" is so fun to say. And i also say "I've always wanted to fly".

•What are your top 3 go-to Elvis songs? my answers today are Polk Salad Annie, Heartbreak Hotel, Power of My Love

•If you could spare him one tragedy what would it be? the death of his mother. I think he would be a drastically different person, in a good way, if she wasn't dead.

•Is there a modern artist that sorta scratches for you the itch that Elvis’ absence leaves? absolutely not. Elvis is always there and no other modern or past artist could compete with what he did. ain't no way.

•How did you react at the end of the movie when In the Ghetto started to play A. I got up and fixed a snack because I have no soul, B. I left feeling alarmingly horny, C. I was impressed but didn’t realize how affected I was until days later when it was still with me D. I cried buckets they had to bring in a mop E. I may have appeared emotionless but in fact my soul was leaving my body and I don’t think it’s returned quite yet option E lol

•If you’ve got a favorite gif or photo insert it here and bless us all

this one is definitely top tier.

#austin butler #austin butler elvis #elvis #elvis movie #ask game #about me #austin babe-ler #EP

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smittyw · 1 year

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jsffbsjdb yeah, i'm absolutly going to be keeping the folder on the pc, i've lost count of the number of images i have saved of them but as soon as i transfer the most recent batch i'll throw you my grand total burnt chicken nugget raptor total

also 1: give me a nickname if you so please, i personally could care less as i'm much more interested in giving random floating eyeballs horrible nicknames. and 2: jeepers them creepers that playlist, coward (jest)

ohhhoh u would jest at me. wouldnt u. dammit

but yay!! lmaoo yes pls update me im curious. i need to be reminded occasionally how much has been released to the public.. scary… heres my daily addition tho bc i love contributing to the problem

& i’ll give ya a special lil tag here as the famous nicknamer anon then. always glad to see u in the inbox ^_^ lvoe peace n taco grease

#nicknamer anon #ocs #nat #a yipee and hooray for organization #razzposting

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sharpmarble76 · 1 year

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I posted 5,185 times in 2022

That's 5,185 more posts than 2021!

94 posts created (2%)

5,091 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@calcium-cat

@moonliched

@lovelymoonmagic

@robinette-green

I tagged 5,157 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#fnaf - 2,787 posts

#undertale - 1,745 posts

#mutuals - 343 posts

#random - 325 posts

#utmv - 307 posts

#long post - 138 posts

#dream sans - 84 posts

#dreamtale - 81 posts

#sun and moon show - 80 posts

#asks - 64 posts

Longest Tag: 133 characters

#thank you for saying this and your sweet comments on that one post because i really needed to hear this and so many others do as well

My Top Posts in 2022:

Another of my beginner art pieces. Sorry if you're from my other fandom with Sun and Moon. My mutual told me that I should post more art so yeah. Anyways, imma bury this in reblogs

36 notes - Posted October 11, 2022

Here's a slightly old piece of art that I finished. I must say, I hate his pants. Why stripes? They're so hard to draw 😭 I'm sure I'll get less wobbly someday...

37 notes - Posted October 11, 2022

Posting this before I go to bed because I'm a coward.

67 notes - Posted October 28, 2022

I don't know if people really understand the effect simple things have on others. As a fanfiction author, yes I write my weird little stories for myself, but once you get a comment or a kudos or a vote or whatever it may be, everything sort of shifts.

It gains a sense of responsibility yes, but it also gains a new excitement. For example, we've all been that little kid scribbling away with a crayon. We're going to do other similar crayon drawings, but nothing feels as good as showing that little picture to your parent, guardian, or whoever else. I and the other authors/artists are that little kid with the crayon drawing.

If you leave a comment, I will always remember that. Even if it's just 'good chapter.' or 'im about to commit murder 😃🔪' or '❤️❤️❤️'. Authors and artists remember these things!! If you are one of the people who leave essay comments, I have to sit down and take a minute to calm down enough to have a coherent reply. You dear friend, are wonderful.

If you keep coming back or leave multiple comments, I REMEMBER YOU!! I may even consider you a fandom friend or in Tumblr language, a mutual! I see you!!!!!

If you make art, or a story of your own, or make a translation,,,,,, I would die for you. I save the art. I look at it. I downloaded it to my camera roll and favorite it. I read your fic. I comment on it as well. I recommend your translation in the authors note because that may be more convenient for people to read.

I try to express just how much it means to me that you did any of the above things especially the things in the last paragraph. The words don't word. I end up going, "I absolutely love it!!!!!!!!" And "jteaykrsktrsotaptd" and it doesn't work. Well, not entirely. That may send the message across mostly. You see that on your side of the screen and on my side, you would see me pacing, talking to myself about how wow that is amazing and so sweet and oh my heck I would die for you, and doing a weird jazz hands thing and putting my hand over my heart, and sitting down because I need a minute-, and I never forget.

It makes me want to do so much more. It makes me love my weird little creation that much more and grants motivation. I ALWAYS remember. And I think about it all the time. And when I post more I think, 'oh, I hope this meets their expectations and I hope they like it!!' And 'wow I'm getting better at this, I wonder if they noticed?' And 'wow I love and appreciate you so much!'

Even if it's a little thing, it means the world to us little crayon drawing people.

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My #1 post of 2022

Hello Sun and Moon artists! I would like to inform you of 2 accounts on Pinterest who are reposting your art without credit! One is OoO and the other is ☆•🍮 Minko 24 🏳️‍⚧️•☆

OoO: https://www.pinterest.com/NoicesOfChaos/

☆●🍮 Minko 24 🏳️‍⚧️●☆: https://www.pinterest.com/phrnphsbutrach/

Some of these artists who have been stolen from are:

@shandzii @oobbbear @pillowspace @miwachan2 @bamsara @lovelymoonmagic @bluwithoutane @fluffffpillow and there are many others! I would tag more but there's a lot and I can't remember it all from the top of my head

Sorry about that everyone, the accounts are now linked.

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #random

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heroiclicrs-archived-blog · 5 years

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mmh...

#just looking over all the new Sal tags I've made now #I have #💌 Sea of death | don't worry. I'll find a way out. I'll find a way to make you smile.#💌 Wada | if you don't want me why did you give me more. Am I this unlovable?#💌 Fukami | Tear my heart out slow & bleed me. You want me. You need me. Please say you want me too.#💌 red v. | filled with power. filled with envy. nothing will ever be enough for him. he'll take until there's nothing left.#💌 blue v. | a weak coward filled with negativity. envy corrupted him and he wanted power.#💌 redeemed v. | maybe I can learn to be satisfied with what I have. it's still disgusting. i cant undo what ive done.#Idk if I like that one actually it was done on a whim #might change it #💌 redeemed v. | burned into my memory. it's what I did. im unloveable. I ruin everything I touch so stay away #yeah that's better

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harlskeener · 6 years

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me, goes into the harry osborn tag on ao3: i wonder what kind of new fics there are for my boy !!!

me, scrolling through the shit ton of sp.id.ey.p.oo.l fics that feature harry as an abuser, the fics that feature harry in one line, the fics that demonise harry even in mcu fics after the shit portrayal that WAS tas.m2: ://///

#mine: rant #harry osborn #anti spideypool #i guess????///#more anti their fans but yeah sure might as well Cover My Bases just in case #hhhhh fuck i would! love! to read a fic! that was ACTUALLY about harry osborn or at least had him properly in it !!!!#rather than give me blind hope hahahahahahhh #and proper characterization FUCK #wow im just. so angry. livid. when i die u will all realise #FUCK im just so mad oh my gosh fuck out of here #if i have to see another fic that uses par.ksb.orn as an abusive relationship i WILL get u!! nd i'll make it look like a fucking accident y #GIVE ME PROPER HARRY OSBORN CONTENT YOU FUCKING COWARDS!!!!! YOU BITCHES #me? suffering? YEAH and i dont give a fuck fight me #i wasnt gonna tag this lmao but i am! surprise! fuck u! try and stop me!

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toadcircus · 6 years

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#little bony horribles #night is a big uhh yeah #everytime literally anything happens this little dark part of my brain raises it eyesbrows at me #and ill just like go about my day doing shit seeing people etc and itll get closer and closer and i dont even notice til im sitting in the #pitch black in my room doing nothing and i'll suddenly have a thought and i wont even CONSIDER that it is a bad idea i wont even think to #think and i'll just do the stupidest fucking shit #like once u start using like #bad shit like hurting urself shit to cope with things #its really hard to stop? because it becomes this little evil man sitting in the back of ur head #and ill be doing normal things and ill see my scissors on the side and the evil little man will make me think a thought and i have to STOP #myself and put them in a draw and its always about catching myself as well #catching my hands catching my eyes what im looking at #having a litle panic attack and only thinking of one way to stop it #and if anyones even reading this and your worried dont be #not like i can ever do any actual damage im just a bit of a massive coward so i never have anything to show for the whole battle that i #lost in my head u kno #which is a really fucked mindset i know but its not a conscious thought #its like ingrained into me and it was me that did it it was me that made it a whole thing within itself but like #idk this is all a massive ramble like this is a LOT of tags #do they still come up all big on mobile if they do im sorry and dont read it #but if u do read it id really appriciate if u liked this post so im like Aware of whos seen it u kno #but i suppose you can also read it and then not like it because you dont want the pressure of being someone who likes a bit of an uncomforta #ble post that someones made #and u dont want that on ur shoulders and i get that #but i would prefer it #self harm tw

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fizzydrink698 · 2 years

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Ok admittedly- I only JUST read little white lies. Because I am a soft hearted coward. And hurt feelings hurts MY feelings :((

Great writing AS PER USUAL FI. My official review is that my brain fucking hurts 🤡 I don’t know what’s going on.

My small(ish) list of theories/thoughts so far is that

1. Chan likes reader. (And I think he’s doing a dumb thing like ✨ alas ✨ I cannot have the one I love so I must 😩🤙 settle. We hate to see it.)

2. ^ the above is completely thrown off by Chan being like “oh yeah my hot fiancé doesn’t find you a threat at all”. Is that because he’s given up on the reader??? Maybe she’s dumb I don’t know

3. Hyunjin can step off. I’m not pleased with him atm. Sure he’s being a nice friend occasionally, HOWEVER he’s very clearly using the reader to take a dig at Chan and it’s pissing me off because she’s!! Not privy to that!!! She doesn’t know no better!!!

4. What the fuck even happened between Chan/Hyunjin/Burberry wearing ass fiancé. There is no theory. There is only pain I experience for Chan.

5. I can’t even begin to explain to you how much the Changbin conversation confused me. Like if Chan likes the reader I would say he Clearly didn’t tell Changbin about it. In which case Why is Changbin so mad that Hyunjin is going to the wedding with the reader specifically. I’m crying what the FUCK happened.

6. I know for a fact this bitch is gonna fall for the reader (Hyunjin) so like??? If this doesn’t end in poly I genieunly have no idea what I’m gonna do with myself. Everybody should just be happy and get along 😭😭😭

Seriously though my brain is just like fucking- alphabet soup. There is no coherent thought, only my brain making the occasional unhelpful word and then back to tv static gibberish.

Also is it bad for a Hyunjin x reader fic I’m more rooting for Chan to end up with the reader than him Lmao. Im sorry Hyunjin,,, i am but a slave to my biases I can’t help it,,, You couldn’t win in instinct and you can’t win now, sorry bout it :///

In all seriousness the level of confusion I’m experiencing over What The Fuck Happened is remarkably similar to when I read the heart of darkness in school. So good job 👍 lmao. I’m confused but like… in a good way. Mystery fucking kept that’s for damn sure

- ☕️

(Actual theory btw: every problem between Hyunjin, Chan and His fiancé has got to be connected by the reader. She tops all of it in a nice little fucked up bow!!)

"my official review is that my brain fucking hurts" made me cackle more than it should have. little white lies is just that kind of fic.

1. people really seem to think chan likes reader. i can't imagine 😇 why any of you 😇😇 are getting that particular vibe? 😇😇😇

2. this is a super interesting detail, right? the fiancee's vibes are all over the place, because she really doesn't seem to view reader as a threat. but she still tagged along to the ikea trip with him and reader. but she's also super mushily in wuv with her hot aussie man, who doesn't want to spend every second they can with chan?

3. one day i'll write a simple, sweet hyunjin who is an innocent cinnamon roll with pure feelings and zero baggage and/or ulterior motives. one day.

4. i was literally pouting at this for a split-second bc my first thought was "oh. but i kinda like burberry 😔" and then i remembered i literally based chan's fiancee on the worst aspects of myself. so coffee anon, you are ridiculously accurate with that burn. chan's fiancee would love burberry.

5. changbin knows something. something to make him not entirely happy with this lil reader + hyunjin undercover detective duo thing they have going on. whatever could it beeee?

6. HA, i'm sure it's not a spoiler to say that in this hyunjin fic, hyunjin (the bitch) does fall for reader. has fallen? will fall for? the journey is interesting, i hope. and you're right, everyone should just be happy and get along. that's why if you'll turn your attention to this complicated interconnected polycule chart, you'll see--

it is not bad at all that you're rooting for chan. chan's great. there will definitely be no issues with chan. who doesn't love chan? no one, that's who. chan's great. 😇

you know, when i started writing fanfiction...believe it or not, i did not predict that one day, someone would compare it to heart of darkness. i am baffled and touched and cackling. get fucked, joseph conrad, here's your new protegee.

(reader unintentionally starting drama and causing problems is an a+ theory, and really should be applied to every fic i write)

#☕️ anon #little white lies feedback

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hyperfox09 · 4 years

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IM BORED AND I WANNA WRITE SOMETHING SMALL AND EASY

SO!! HERE'S THE GAME FREINDS:

Send me a few words in my askbox!! As few or as many as you want! Something like this:

1) tree

2) possum

3) cold

4) eight

And I'll write you a quick, five minute story using the words!

You can also send any sort of limits you want! Want me to write a certain genre? Want the words to be used in that order? Want it to have a certain word count? Sure!! Whatever you can think of, say it. (I can't promise I'll stick to it because this is for fun, but I'll try my very best as long as I'm not like, dying trying to meet the restrictions.)

This is not really asking you to give me a plot. If you do have a plot in mind, make sure it's very simple.

Anyway to give yall an idea of what I'm gonna write, here's one of my most recent five minute stories about spiders, a mother, and a shawl. (You can totally have more unrelated words lol)

Patterns

I am a storyteller, but my mother was a weaver, until she went into the wood one day, and never came back. I was never any good at weaving, but I wanted to be. So I weave words instead of wools, the lines and meanings blending like the colors in her shawls. I miss her, and I sculpt my stories in her memory, built with the colors in her fabrics.

I went into the wood one day. I walked for ages and ages, before I saw a spider's web, woven like my mother's cloths. As I walked on, deeper and deeper, the webs got bigger, the threads spinning themselves together to make silky strings; intricate patterns showing only as you passed the light.

I started to see spiders; they wove their patterns as I passed, working in pairs with eight threads on each line, little legs flying just like my mother's hands. I felt no fear, no, they welcomed me, I knew.

As I walked they grew bigger, as big as my head. No longer were the little ones weaving, no, the bigger ones did so now, looking to the little ones to pass them the silken strings, wrapped and twisted with tiny feet, and they passed these to the bigger with loving fascination. I passed them as they worked, and they'd turn their heads for a moment, and smile, before turning back to their weaves. I could not explain to you, as proud of my voice as I am, how they smiled, but I knew they did, in the pit of my belly, and it warmed me.

I walked further into the wood; the spiders grew bigger; the spiders were as big as my torso. They started to put down their weaves, and walk with me as I passed, side by side for a hundred meters or so, before returning to their looms. I watched them come and go, and walked further, wondering. Was this what witchcraft was? It was my mother, I knew. Witchcraft was treacherous and tempted you with whatever you desire, but temptation requires you to give in return. Nothing here wanted from me, and I knew this was my mother. I felt her in the trees, in the looms, in the spiders. This was her. Was my mother a witch? ...would I care if she was? The clergy says witches are unloving, but the clergy is full of liers anyway. My mother loved me, I could feel it in that wood. My mother had always loved me, and loved me then, and loves me now, even as I weave with words over wools. She loves me more then any of the other women love their children, I know. So I should not care, I think, if she were a witch.

I came to a point where I could walk no further, the wood opening to a rift in the earth. I see the spiders keep walking; they leap into the ground, looking back only for a moment, beckoning for my progress. I walked to the edge, and saw below a sprawling pattern of silk, spun and spun and spun together, woven again and again, all for strength that catches those spiders, as big as my own body by then, in its web. They look to me.

I jump.

The silk I land in is smooth, and springy. It catches me easily, and holds me for just a moment, breaking the fatal descent. I look up to the spiders, but they are not there. No, I don't see spiders. I see my mother, singing as she weaves not with spider silk, but with wools. She has made a shawl, with colors like the evening sun. She wraps it around my shoulders.

I wake up in my home, a memory in my heart and warmth in my belly, and a shawl, made of wools, with colors like the evening sun, wrapped around my shoulders.

So yeah! I hate asking things like this but reblog you cowards I want WORDS.

(If ya wanna look for the results, I'll tag it as "words to stories" because I try to make jokes but fail spectacularly)

(And for those that also wanna play writer, feel free to put your intention to do so in the notes or reblogs. I'll share some of my words with you!)

#words to stories

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