#@sarcasticmalecfan

[beclynn-herondale]

anddddd mutuals as quotes cos ik u love quotes 💕💜

Hi my dear and loved goddess of beauty and goodness thanks for the ask and I hope all is well 🧡🧡🧡🧡

@sarcasticmalecfan aka you "when everything seem hopeless, just take one day at a time, and if one day is too much, just take it one hour at a time, and if one hour is too much, just take it one minute at a time.(skam)"

@khaleesiofalicante "life is like a book - some chapters are sad, some are happy, and some are exciting. But if you never turn the page, you will never know what the next chapter holds"

@emorion88 "she does whatever it takes to make it through one more day. She is not a sinner or a saint. She is a woman, a warrior, with the soul of a survivor and a heart that is in search of peace and love" ( I don't know by who )

Iz I guess you changed your url again so I will tag you later "isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different?" [Idk by who]

@igonecrazy "somewhere someone is searching for you in every personal they meet" [idk by who]

@sh0tgun-shuts-his-cakehole "some people want material things. Me, I just want peace, happy times and people who love me."

@lavanyalol "the bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die."

@christopher-lightwood-my-heart "the hardest step she ever took was to blindly trust in who she was."

@my-archerboy "never go in search of love, go in search of life, and life will find you the love you seek." [ by atticus]

@kazz "he was like the moon- part of him was always hidden away." [Idk by who ]

@shadowhunter214 "she's battling things het smile will never tell you about." [ Jonny ox]

@anna-lightwxxd "some days I am goddess. Some days I am a wild child. And some days I am a fragile mess. Most days I am a bit of all three. But every day, I am here, trying." [S.C. lourie]

@youngf0x "a book is a dream that you hold in your hand." [ Neil gaiman ]

@magnus-the-maqnificent "she sees in black and white, thinks in greys but loves in color." [ jmstorm]

@jazzkaurtheglorious "normality is a paved road: it's comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow." [ Vincent van gogh]

@tenthprinceofhell "the worst part about anything that's self destructive is that it's so intimate. You become so close with your addictions and illnesses that leaving them behind is like killing the part of yourself that taught you how to survive."

@theheavenlybooks "and that was the thing about her, she kept on surviving. With bullet holes in her lungs, and knife marks itched in her back. She never let anything get in her way, resilient. A fighter, not by choice. But a warrior at heart." [ -k.a.]

@fair-y-child "she's a badass with a good heart, soft but strong, unapologetic and honest...." [ R.H. SIN]

@thomaslightwoodx "do you think the universe fights for two souls to be togethe? Some things are too strange and strong to be a coincidences."

Sorry if you don't agree with these it is not meant as anyway bad at all these are all quotes extremely close to my heart. I love you all. [ idk by who]

Sorry I forgot some.

#ask #asks #@sarcasticmalecfan #lala #my sky #my violet #my parabruh #my parabro #my parabatai #my partner in crime #my best friend #my sister #quotes #quote #to my mutuals #mutuals as quotes #tw mental health #tw deep #bec answers asks

[hues-of-purple]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THE BOOK IM ROOTING FOR YOU IMMA REBLOG THIS POST EVERY SINGLE DAY EVEN IF IT KILLS ME OKAY

LETS GO QUEERS LETS GO 👏👏👏

Omg! I just saw this! Thank you so much 😭💕

#this made me laugh #i needed this #this made me smile #ask #sarcasticmalecfan #hues-of-purple #ask me things! #asks

[abigneignenn]

🔥 viBE CHECK ME OK TIKTOK IS IMPORTANT SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY IF U PUT ME ON STRAIGHT TIKTOK- 🤮🤮 IM TOO GAY FOR STRAIGHT TIKTOK THE GAY IN MY HEART REPELS THE DIRT :)

PHAHAHHA, U? Straight tiktok? Laaila, you're like the altest alt tiktok I know😂😂 Your page would be full of weird alt sounds and I'm sure you'd use color customizer a LOT, so your tiktok would be a rainbow

send me 🔥 and i'll tell you on which side of tiktok you would be

#ask game #laaila my hating bro #sarcasticmalecfan

[oscar-fairchild]

oHMYLORD IMAGINE CHARLES SEEING HIS BROTHERS FRIEND/LOVER/ACCOMPLICE WHATEVZ WITH BOOBS AND AS A FRICK FRACK SNICK SNACKIN FURRY. HE’D DIE ON SIGHT. ID LIKE HERE CHARLES ITS TITTY FURRY KWEEN JESSE! Charles: ITS WHAT??? Me: it’s sTFU BISH 😍😍🥰🥰

AKAMSKSKSSKSK HE WOULD JUDGE MATTHEW SO HARD

But also be like: that’s hot😏

#charles is a furry: confirmed #sarcasticmalecfan #lala

[christopherlightwood]

GIRL THAT MATTHEW EDIT OHMYGOD. SWEET JESUS ITS AMAZING. YOUR TALENT I- FRICK FRACK SNICK SNACK GABI YOUR AMAZING. YOUR EDITS ARE TOP TIER U QUEEN. HERE’S YOUR CROWN BBYGIRL U DESERVE IT 👑👑👑. THE MATTHEW EDIT JUST MAKES ME *FEEL* THINGS LIKE WOW. HOW. THE TALENT GABI THE TALENT!!!! GO OFF GIRL YOUR AMAZING. KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH AND YOUR CROWN HIGHER!!! ❤️❤️😌😌👑👑👑

LALA MY QUEEN OF AU`S, OWNER OF THE FUNNIEST STUFF IN THIS FANDOM!!! THANK YOU SO SO SO MUCH!! I LIKED THAT EDIT AS WELL HAUKSHAUSKHASKUA SO EXTRA THANK YOU AND AAAAAAAH I MISS YOU!!! LOVE YOU !! I`M NOT THAT TALENT BUT YOU ARE !!!! <3333 YOU GET THE CROWN!! 

#sarcasticmalecfan #misc: answered #m: lala #ANGEL ON EARTH

[bimbowithasword]

Red aesthetic for @sarcasticmalecfan

#Nat's 250 #Lala #sarcasticmalecfan

[llilychen]

tda for the asks 💕

favorite male character: julian

favorite female character: diana

least favorite character: i would pay to throw hands with zara and horace

prettiest character: diana and kieran

funniest character: kit

favorite season: los was my favorite book

favorite episode: going to the unseelie court to save kieran and the battle at the unseelie tower were my favorite scenes in the series

favorite romantic ship: i think blackstairs

favorite family ship: every interaction the blackthorn family has adds ten years to my life

favorite friend ship: diego and kieran

worst ship: diego and cristina

#thank you!! #ask #sarcasticmalecfan

[aelingalathyinius]

how much like on a scale of 1 to 10 do you recommend ‘we set the dark on fire’? (also like what’s it sort of about?) i saw your edit and it’s absolutely gORGEOUS and i don’t even know what it’s for but i’m gonna reblog anyway cos it’s absolutely stunning and your such a good editor like wow the talent i-

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! 🥺

And 10! Definitely 10!! I'm not a big fan of dystopian books but this one is really good!

The action takes place in Medio, where women are trained to become wives (yeah, it's a very sexist world), one is equal to her husband and runs the household and the other wife is more affectionate and raises his children. Medio is surrounded by a wall and anyone behind that wall or even in Medio, but near that wall, suffers from poverty and famine. Trying to cross that border it's dangerous and can get you killed if you're caught. The main character, Dani, comes from outside the wall and gets into that school for girls with forged identification and she becomes the best student there.

I'm not that great at giving book descriptions or reviews, but yeah, it's basically about immigrants, women being inferior to men, WLW and using your privilege to fight for the right cause, to be the "voice of the voiceless" - that's a quote from the book!

#hope you'll read it!! #sarcasticmalecfan #answered

[beclynn-herondale]

@sarcasticmalecfan is like my Cristina and Jem and Alec and Kit mixed in one kinda person and I love her

#lala #@sarcasticmalecfan #lala is a goddess #goddess of beauty and goodness

[fedyorivans-moved]

🤮 🧁 (also did the other asks send?) 💕💕

💙💙

A food you gag thinking about.

Stuff like guinea pigs and cats and dogs makes me want to gag. I can’t imagine eating that. 🤢

Favorite desert/guilty pleasure food.

I have two answers for this one. I absolutely LOVE brownies. But I also have a food I love to eat that my family calls me absolutely crazy 🤷‍♀️ but I really like eating straight vanilla frosting. Is that gross?

What other asks did you send? I got the ‘hey’ one. 

#sarcasticmalecfan #call me crazy but frosting is really good #also thanks for the ask lovely 💙💙

[abigneignenn]

OMG CONGRATS DALI!!! LIL DALI THE BADDEST, AND SHE HAS HER WAYS 😍😍🥰🥰 SO PROUD OF YOU YOU DESERVE THEM ALL SO MUCH!! YOUR LITERALLY SO COOL I RELATE SO MUCH LIKE 1.) HATING ROMEO 2.) HATING TRAVIS LIKE THE LIST IS ENDLESS LMAO. ANYWAYS SO can i get ★ and ♡ for a character you associate with me? aNYWAYS AGAIN CONGRATS!!! LYY 💚💚💚

Oh my godd, is it you, my handsome squidward??😍😍 Lil Laaila, thank you, I love you so muchh🥺 I really think we're the same person in different bodies tho...

★ — Super hilarious!! I piss my pants after your social media edits every time! And talking to you is so easy, wow😂 I love all of your embarrassing stories and romeo/travis hating personality😏

♡ — ahhh, it's so hard, but! Kit Herondale/Mark Blackthorn, because they radiate comedic energy!! And I love both of them:)

Join my celebration

#dali.300 #and they are chaotic bis😂 #lil laaila the baddest #sarcasticmalecfan

[oscar-fairchild]

CONGRATS BBY!!! U DESERVE IT SO MUCH ILYYY QUEEN 😌😌👑👑 for your celeb can i get 🧠 and 🌸. AGAIN CONGRATS!!! 💕💕💕💕

THANK YOU SM LALA!! 💕

🧠 for a fun science fact

Okay so!! Sometimes you can tell a bit about a bacterium from its name! The suffix -coccus means the bacteria is round, “bacillus” means it’s rod-shaped, and “spirillum” means it’s corkscrew-shaped. Also, Strepto- means it forms long chains, and staphylo- means it forms clusters. So when someone talks about Staphylococcus aureus, for example, you can infer that it looks a bit like the left pic, vs. Streptobacillus moniliformis, which would look like the right pic.

🌸 for an aesthetic blograte

hogwarts house: hufflepuff | slytherin | ravenclaw | gryffindor

scent: soft rose | fresh rain | citrus fruit | warm vanilla | new books | spicy cinnamon | sea breeze | brewing coffee

color: cream | charcoal black | soft pink | fiery red | pastel purple | shiny silver | forest green | ocean blue | sunny yellow

season: winter | spring | summer | autumn

time of day: dawn | morning | afternoon | dusk | evening | night

place: a rocky coastline | a bustling city | an open clearing in a forest | a quiet coffee shop | a quiet rooftop | outer space | a flower-covered valley

element: fire | earth | water | air

a feeling: uncontrollable laughter | adrenaline | utter joy | butterflies in your stomach | a warm hug

overall: you’re great and I love your blog | you’re good and i’m following you forever | you’re my senpai and ily | you’re my bffl and everything is perf

additional comments: LALA ILYSM!!! Your social media edits are legendary, a staple in this fandom! And you’re incredibly sweet and loving and I just love you, okay? You’re a queen 👑💖

#opal celebrates 100 #sarcasticmalecfan #lala #😍💕🥰❤️🥺

[christopherlightwood]

Send this to the 12 nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart. 💘

LALA YOU SENT ME THIS TWICE AHUSKAHSUKAHSKAHS !! So I’ll just send you two as well! haushakushauks BECAUSE YOU ARE DOUBLE AWESOME!!! <333

#sarcasticmalecfan #misc: answered #m: lala #<333

[kingofcurses]

13, 29, 30 you little eggeth 💚

13. Sweet or salty?

sweet so take that egg

29. 3 favorite boy names?

adrian, julian, fernando

30. 3 favorite girl names?

dont have any tbh

thanks egg!

#mundane #egg #laaibah #asks #ask game #sarcasticmalecfan

[luciehercndale]

10, 23, 30 for the asks ❤️

Also hiiiii (Cartoon Network forever 💜)

10.  Bookmarks, dog ears or leaving the novel open and face down to keep your spot? I haaaate dog ears! lol I use cute bookmarks with anime characters on them or with inspirational quotes 

23.  Nicest edition or cheapest edition? It depends on which series/book we’re talking about. If it’s TSC, I usually buy the hardcover edition with extras (sometimes both in English and my native language, and the editions are very expensive 😱). When I buy a new series, I try to buy the cheapest edition because if I don’t like it, at least I’ll tell myself I haven’t spent much money on it 😂 I buy a lot of used books as well

30.  Have you ever written your own book? Yes and no. I’ve started writing two books years ago, but I almost completed them. One was about a girl named Mina (the irony) who became a lawyer to find out who killed her mother, while the other was a paranormal fantasy with magic and twins who are swapped at birth and they have to defeat a powerful entity and all those cliches 😅 I may continue this story, though. 

Thanks for the asks 💜💜💜

#sarcasticmalecfan #posta

[slightlyrebelliouswriter23]

This is the Amazing Person Award 🏆 ✨💛 Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out 💛✨

this is too cute, thank you. 🥰💛💫

#the purest :') #thanks for being lovely #sarcasticmalecfan #asked and answered