#[[ I'M FECKING ]]

[kimwxlers]

And with the war almost over, I think there'd be work for ya here. Because there's nothing for you on Inisherin. Nothing but more bleakness and grudges and loneliness and spite and the slow passing of time until death. And sure, you can do that anywhere. So come, Padraic. Leave there.

Kerry Condon as Siobhan Súilleabháin

THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN (2022), dir. Martin McDonagh

#my gifs #filmedit #filmgifs #movieedit #moviegifs #cinemapix #userfilm #the banshees of inisherin #kerry condon #kerry condon i love u! #(also i supposed to write fecking but i was looking on the existing subtitle and i'm to lazy to redo this... sorry :c)

[thatoneluckybee]

Okay don't get me wrong here I ADORE when creators give their characters accents. It's a fun way to distinguish their speech from others, can hint at world building and backstories, and it's just fun too!

But I cannot take this child seriously here I am in tears

#scuse the exactly one (1) word being poorly “censored” because I'm using an app glitch to get on tumblr and said app hates me #(Band some words) #Fambles #I lied I'm not being normal #FECK #Nevermore #nevermore webtoon #i don't know what time this updates just saw it looking on the website for another screenshot to show someone #I'll figure it out eventually #Also SLASH POS THIS WAS HILARIOUS

[writeywritey]

a curious question occurred to me and the episode the Wild Blue Yonder got a space fact wrong; apparently bodies exposed to the vacuum of space wouldn't decay, because space is exceptionally hostile to bacteria

so, making the captain just a skeleton when the doctor donna see her is a good choice in a kid's tv show, because that's more age appropriate and still shocking/scary

but in reality, and if this were torchwood episode, the captain's mummified body would've been staring down at them with the same expression on her face as when she got sucked out of the air lock and boy howdy is that a creepy image in my brain

#doctor who #wild blue yonder #the doctor donna #yes I refer to them as one they are the platonic ideal and donna was always my favourite and I'm So. Happy. #donna noble #fourteenth doctor #tenth doctor #which fecking doctor are we tagging him as #science #morbid shit

[zazter-den]

MDNI

Trying to write the sweet&smutty part 2 to Tripp-ed Up- Except that I started my ovi cycle and now my thoughts are overrun by primal play Keigo Takami in rut chasing down draconic Reader cause "Don't you know birds of prey eat reptiles?" Specifically making a food delivery to his place with the instructions to restock the fridge, and the timing just ends up being the worst. Like she's a couple hours late with deliveries, his rut is early, tonight's the hunter's moon- just perfect storm. The result being Reader launching herself off his balcony and kicking off the chase on ground/through the misty night.

Hair along the back of your neck stood at attention the moment your eyes locked onto the onyx gaze peering down at you from the second floor. “Ooo-kaaay” you breathed out, not daring to make a move too sudden or a sound too loud. Hawks was crouched down, perched on the railing of the loft overlooking the living area. you could just make him out above you in the room barely lit by the amber moon outside. He was stone still, elbows planted on his knees, black blown iris' tracking your movement. He leaned back, balancing on the metal rail, watching your every move. It took Hawk's movement to make you realize just how underdressed the man was, even for delivery standards. He had on sleeping pants, patterned with red and blacks swirls, but that was about it. The only thing that adorned his chest was a garnet pendant that glinted along with his earrings and crimson foliage in the low light. You wanted to avert your eyes for politeness sake. You mean the man might be a hero but that wasn't an excuse to gawk. Even if he was the number one in your eyes. But for once in your life, you couldn't avert your gaze. You couldn't quite place it, but you felt the moment that you broke eye contact it would ignite this stand-off. Even if it weren't for the eerie crimson glow of his feathers and chosen adornments- There was something about the way Hawks leered at you from the darkness above that made the very idea of breaking eye contact with him seem, well, dangerous. Of all the times you had seen him in interviews and new's footage, even while fighting, the quick-paced feathered hero never struck you as ferocious. Yet here, in the garnet glow of his den, you were now struck by the realization that hawks are very much predatory birds by nature. So why did that feral look go straight to that increasingly needy spot between your legs? The way he looked in the moonlight looked straight Vampiric, and yet your panties were already getting uncomfortably slick.

#Reader just going “Haha...I'm in danger” taking off and Keigo zipping after #someone pls talk some sense into me before I write Keigo slamming reader into a wall and pulling on the base of their tail for leverage- #super self-indulgent idea has taken over like a fecking virus #-instead of writing sweet sero stuff tonight. argh. #zaz drabbles #minors dni #cw dubcon #cause heats/ruts #cw breeding

[vietbluecoeur]

onglet a l'échalote

Rated: M

Relationship: Rody/Vince

Word Count: 5.1k

Summary:

“I know what you did.” The words scrape on their way out. He feels raw all over. “I’m hungry.”

#dead plate #dead plate fanfic #rody lamoree #vincent charbonneau #rody x vincent #my writing #i blasted this out in like . less than a week?? #this game/fandom has literally obliterated the months-long writer's block that has plagued me and i'm unendingly grateful #but also what the feck this game/fandom has injected me with so many brainworms WHAT THE FECK #UMMMMMMMM CANNIBALISM AS A METAPHOR FOR LOVE AND SELF-SACRIFICE COOKING AS A FAILED LOVE LANGUAGE THE DELICIOUS FOOD IMAGERY????? #i'd say this game was made for me if i wasn't......u know......really bad at actually playing it L O L #i just can't quite get used to the way it controls #but that's okay i've consumed about four different playthroughs and experienced it vicariously that way #anyway with this i have officially joined the fandom #hit me up chiefs talk to me about these two men whose roofs i'm slapping because they can fit sooo much hunger in them

[fyodcrs]

Sigma is actually very relatable because I, too, would immediately pass out if I ever got to hold Fyodor’s hand.

#🥺💖 #no but seriously what the fecking feck did he learn #I'm guessing it was huge information overload #bsd spoilers #Fyodor #Sigma #BSD

[dubiousculturalartifact]

just thinking about how in the show, Elayne's first meeting with Nynaeve is watching her emerge from presumed death, covered in blood and having a mental breakdown

like, damn, no wonder they're so ride-or-die for each other later on

#the wheel of time #the wheel of time spoilers #wot on prime #wot show spoilers #spoilers #nynaeve al'meara #elayne trakand #do we think elayne like went to get help or waited for a chance to awkwardly introduce herself once nynaeve finally stopped crying #elayne: oh yeah hi i'm elayne i'm very glad you didn't actually die #i definitely wanted to collect another friend and you sounded cool #nynaeve: what the feck #later- nynaeve: you’ve seen me vulnerable which means i have to either kill you or decide that you’re one of my people #there’s no middle ground

[journeyman-tier-fibercraft]

Doily 10 | Yarn | Pattern

Finally got to chart 3. Which has way more stitches than chart 2 but is also significantly simpler. I have a good ten rows where I don't need to consult the chart at all coming up. I've also gotten to the beginning of the end of the ombre, probably 10-15 more grams before it hits the absolute darkest colour.

#knitting #knitblr #lace rot #lace knitting #wip #project: doily 10 #i'm so excited to finish this and block it it looks so fecking terrible all scrunched up like this #i love when the charts go over two full pieces of paper /sarcasm #tho i didn't realize how easy they would be. out of context it's just like “oh god oh man” #but following along directly after chart 2 everything makes perfect sense #row 89-101 is literally the same pattern. the only difference is the number of stitches.

[thatboredaroace]

Please

No

Don't let KOSA pass

If it does

Goodbye mutuals

I love you all.

#bored speaks #this is making me cry. I'm so scared. When a bill manages to scare people in other fecking countries #then you know it's a bad idea. #STOP KOSA. PLEASE. PHONE YOUR REPS. GET THEM TO SAY NO.

[alex-the-bringer-of-chaos]

It's funny how Macdonald shippers want a sex scene between Mike and El on s5, meanwhile we have Finn over here telling people to stop sexualizing him. Funny am I right?

#byler #i remember thay finn created a tiktok account to ask people to stop sexualizing him #maybe i'm remembering it wrong #but if i'm right is just show how disgunting the allocishet milkvan shippers are #fuck what the actor is comfortable with and the fact thay they were kids when this show started #y'all want a sex scene #and to anyone who might care #no i don't want a byler sex scene #i want a cute confession and smooches and hugs #the heartstopper stuff #feck off you weirdoes #stranger things #milkvan #tw sex mention #anti mileven

[ivy-saurs]

in the past i banned myself from playing ace attorney on a work night because i would stay up too late playing it lmao

#i think my self-control is ever so slightly better now though so i have lifted the ban #i need fun things to do after work i'm sick of doing feck all

[cream-and-five-sugars]

Listen, gamers. I'm sorry. But I will never play The Witcher 3, Red Dead Redemption, Baldur's Gate, Skyrim, No Man's Sky, and a bunch of others I'm not gonna list here

Why? Because, as a notorious "I have to see and do every possible thing or I will explode" kind of person, AND a "I can't start with a new game until I've finished this other one" kind of person, they are my absolute nightmares.

They are no doubt masterpieces worth playing, but they are unfortunately too enormous for my lil brain to handle (= enjoy)

#i know this is super irrational and i absolutely do not need to 100% everything to have a good time #but there's an immense FOMO inside of me whose yelling i can't silence #and it stresses me tf out #i need... an end. like a definitive point where i can say i'm done #and these games are too fecking huge to have one or it's so far away that it's basically unattainable and might as well not be there at all #give me games i know are doable without devoting the next 10 years to them #OR that can't ever ''end'' in the first place like multiplayer shooters or world builders #personal #gaming

[olivsie]

I WOKE UP BEFORE THE REST OF MY FAMILY TO LISTEN TO THE OCEAN SAGA I AM SO TIERD I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW HAPPY I AM RIGHT NOW PROPERLY BUT OMGGGGG THE SONGS,,,, THE HARMONIES,,,, ASEDNDING

#i joined the fandom after the cyclops saga came out it feels so different listening to little snippets online then being seeing it done #odysseus #the iliad #the oddyssey #epic the musical #epic the ocean saga #I'm so fucking happy right now omg omg omg omg #merry fecking Christmas to the epic fandom we won

[zazter-den]

-Strolling up to your dash a week late wearing a singed shirt, espresso powder & protein drink in hand, and blackout shades on- So my prince turned into a toad, and I'm back on tumblr after a week cause Briggs says isolating after a breakup is "bad for your health" or somethin'

Answering my inbox and getting caught up over the weekend, I really hope you all have been having an easier time of things this past week.

Updates Below

◈ I broke up Aymeric, and even though I chose it- it still fecking sucks. I live in a place that enacted a strict abortion law that will put prosecuted doctors in jail. I have a genetic condition that makes birth control and pregnancy Highly Risky (as in organ rupture/ stroke are the major concerns), so I mainly have to rely on condoms. Maybe it's entitled of me, but if I say I don't feel comfortable having PiV/PiA sex from the end of June (when the law will be in effect) to December (when the appeal kicks in)- I expect my partners to support that, not fucking chuckle. Rereading Neon's Ambivalence to soothe the sting, but damn guys I really liked this dude.

◈ I have just been autopilot since, mainly focusing on my part of Luigi's Mansion remodel. It's still creepy, and I'm glad my job is done. Not happy that I won't be on the schedule for the next week while the actual engineers and housing experts finish up though :[ but it'll give me more time to spring clean the apartment and maybe work more on writing.

◈ I've added a Caretaker Katsuki, Caretaker Inumaki, and Expectant-Dad Gojo to the official WIPs list since there's 3k spread between 'em. I've given up on giving ETAs on fics because if I'm being honest- writing with adhd is a gacha pull lmao

#I really thought I might be the crazy one until Briggs said “a few months? no problem.” #I'll be fine- just still fecking hurts #I'm so out of the loop I'm sorry y'all. I really blinked and it was friday again. #cw medical #zaz motormouth

[hollyisaberry]

Paul Dano in GQ 2022 November issue

#I want to squish is face so bad #He is so beautiful #paul dano #Riddler #i'm going feral #eli sunday #hank thompson #calvin weir fields #Simon feck #burt fabelman

[eternaldark]

i have three multis, lowkey want a solo but idk who

#mobile. #plus i'm on night shift #so routine is fecked