#…goddammit

[eager-wolfboy]

Came to the thought of my guard dog in heat, patiently waiting his turn for my knot by worshipping my cunt with his mouth, while the cutest little plaything was draped on top of me, warming my cock like my good girl should.

Both of them are so precious to me, so eager for my praise. Their desperation triggered my rut, and they make it so easy to growl and nip and tease without shame. And they’re just so adorable when they play, shyly fighting for dominance despite both wanting to lose. Good thing I’m here to help them, remind them how they’ll both get their fill in the end

It’s even more adorable when they realize how good it’d feel to be devoured by me, but they get too flustered to ask for help with their heat. All cute and pathetic, squirmy and blushing with that little defiant pout. But they know I’ve smelled the heat on them for miles, and that it’s the chase that makes the prize all the sweeter

#miscecanis nsft #an original #iykyk #💛 #…goddammit

[coffeecatcraze]

Why are about 90% of the finale posts I'm seeing about the deer bastard guys come on, Charlie and Vaggie are right there being an adorable badass couple who love and support each other, why isn't the Hazbin tag flooded with THEM

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #hazbin hotel spoilers #goddammit why does this always happen #where is the overwhelming love for the canon sapphic couple? #for the strong female characters? #:(

[thestuffedalligator]

Rewatching Truman Show for the first time in a long time, and the detail that’s stuck with me this time is the set design.

The characters drive modern cars and hock modern products, but it’s all presented with a veneer of 1950s wholesome applecheeked Americana. Truman’s life is presented as an escape for the audience from the drudgery of the modern day, and the aesthetic they’ve chosen for this is the post-war economic boom. This is the simple time, the movie says. This is the good time. Doesn’t the modern day suck? Let’s go back and see our friends from the days when life was good.

And it’s a lie. Truman’s life is a lie, and the image of white picket fenced suburbia they’ve presented is a lie. It’s an elaborate construction to recreate a false memory that’s comfortable for advertisers. The movie is a satire, but it’s also a very blatant statement against the nostalgia for a golden age which never existed. It’s a lie. It doesn’t exist.

I don’t know. I’m spitballing. I’m biased because I despise mid-20th century Americana and I naturally treat it with hostility, but it’s very gratifying to see a movie kind of agree with me.

#the truman show #i’m sure this is a point that’s been made before #by people more clever than me #but goddammit this interests me #10k #20k #30k

[thirstforsalt]

Someone commented on a fic “did you ever notice House lets Wilson be cruel and Wilson lets House be gentle” and now I need to lie down for thirty years

#house md #house/wilson #hilson #goddammit

[dorywhynot]

'softhearted bad boy Blackbeard'

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#drew this months ago #but have felt weirdly shy about sharing fanart lately #goddammit I miss him #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbeard #ed teach #fanart

[isjasz]

❄️The Dungeon is ready for its next victim❄️

#tangotek #decked out 2 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #goodtimeswithscar #cubfan135 #hypnotizd #xisumavoid #geminitay #bdoubleo100 #grian #my art #dddaily4sherin #day 75!! but i watned to keep the caption clean for this one >:D #decked out 2 is so fucking cool i cant stop watching tangos streams i want to see EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE #(tango pls stop streaming i need to watch the video uploads too goddammit /J) #cant wait to see level 2 and 3 (o7 hypno) pls this is so. i cant find another word its just SO COOL

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

got a worm nibbling my brain. can someone help me find a piece of obscure media?

webcomic/indie comic from the 2010s. basically a sci-fi short story about a young girl (with red hair?) who was being raised by scientists as part of an experiment. she receives a haircut/has her head shaved, in preparation for her annual brain scan/testing. it is revealed that while her body is human, her "brain" is artificial, made of computer implants throughout her skull and spine. at some point her biological mother (also a scientist on the same campus?) encounters her and is repulsed, viewing her as a machine who has murdered her daughter.

it was very poignant and it bruised my heart and i can NOT find it anywhere

#i thought it was made by the creator of 'O Human Star' for some reason but apparently not? #goddammit goddammit goddammit #'i don't have to write down the title of this piece of media i encountered in my formative years bc i'll always remember it' #*cut to ten years later frantic googling* #fun fact 'a.i.' is now a completely useless search term #google in general is useless #and stuff i read 3+ years ago regularly vanishes from the internet #bookmarks are not enough! if you like indie media--download that shit! buy digital/physical copies while you can #save it to the cloud back it up and organize that shit!!! #keep a list of the stuff you read (organized by date/media type and possibly with keywords if you want it to be useful longterm) #(or a spreadsheet even if you're like me and rabidly consume short stories/comics like a pack of amnesiac piranhas on a feeding frenzy) #(that stuff PILES UP over the years ok. if you wanna make sure you'll be able to find it again a decade later--curation is key) #because art WILL touch your soul and then vanish into the void leaving naught but a 404 Error in its wake #i am an old man shaking my fist at the kids on my lawn but the kids on my lawn are me and my longterm digital planning skills circa 2012

[unwri-ten]

ACTIVELY giving your brain voices the 5 megaphones taped to each other. I like kissy.

THE DEMONS WON FELLAS

#im supposed to draw angst goddammit #i can only draw them having fun and being cute #im a fluff advocate #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl #cotl narilamb #cult of the lamb #teniseeart

[little-pondhead]

Me: man, I’m bored with AO3 down, what should I do? *automatically goes to open AO3*

Me: …oh yeah

#pondhead rambles #ao3 #like goddammit #every time

[verc0pa]

barrissoka truthers (me) rising from the grave rn

#i cooked this up so quick after the trailer my god #LET THEM HUG AND RECONCILE AND HEAL TOGETHER GODDAMMIT *SLAMS FIST ON TABLE #my delusions are uncontainable #barrisoka #barrissoka #barriss offee #ahsoka tano #tales of the empire #star wars #the clone wars #digital art #my art

[dcminions]

LAUREN LONDON in YOU PEOPLE ( 2023 )

#lauren london #you people #pocsource #userdre #userfyp #femaledaily #dailywomen #blackgirlbeauty #wonderfulwoc #filmedit #filmtvdaily #filmgifs #moviegifs #cinematv #cinemapix #dailyflicks #ur honor i love her and her funky lil hat #she was so pretty in this #and i loathe to admit it but the movie was funny GODDAMMIT KENYA

[normalaboutorcas908]

im-- im just trying to process this "twitter rebranding to x" move like-- WHY is elon so obsessed with the letter x?

he named his cars x. he named his rockets "SpaceX". he maybe got booted out of paypal partially because he tried to name it x. he named his KID x.

and now he's trying to rebrand TWITTER, the brand so ingrained by now they got us to call tweets TWEETS, into x too????

what IS WITH this man and the letter x? why does it have him in such a chokehold???

#twitter #twitter exodus #twitter rebrand #elon musk #elongated muskrat #like im struggling to think of a reason why he would realistically involve the letter x in so many things #aside from the obvious #but GODDAMMIT im miles broning him HES JUST AN IDIOT #someone needs to go over there and take the letter x away from him like PLEASE

[thestuffedalligator]

They just. Never explained Hooty’s deal, huh.

He’s the Owl and the House of the Owl House. He has a pair of Baba Yaga hut legs. He can detach himself and fit in a backpack. The series finale revealed that God has a Hooty in their eye. His first word was hoot. His second word was hoot hoot. I know nothing else about him.

#the owl house #i’m like. barely in this fandom #and i appreciate that they were forced to rush things for a finale #but they put a hooty in the titan’s eye and goddammit what does it mean #is he the worm that wriggled through the corpse of ymir and thus gained wisdom #is he just an intentionally oblique mystery #does he like. pay rent

[ozziyo]

happy (belated) N7 day to Them

#mass effect #femshep #commander shepard #liara t'soni #garrus vakarian #shiara #shakarian #shiarakarian #??? is it a thing already??? if not i'm pioneering it through sheer spite let me have both of them goddammit #female shepard #video games #my art #my fanart #terra shepard #N7 day

[hiko-the-teacup]

has anyone done this yet?

I haven't seen anyone who's done this

#my art #studio investigrave #dead plate #elevator hitch #cold front #eloquent countenance #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #augustine orlov #winnie bosko #eh protag #eh coworker #forcas #ec forcas #ec nun #fanart #I wanted to draw them all in my style but with a twist #I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT FORCAS' GLASSES NOOO :( #(edit) omg I forgot the nun's glasses too #goddammit

[isjasz]

[Day 155] Sunflowers always face the sun

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So like. If sunflowers always face the sun and the majority of the sunflowers on scar's shawl are on his back and on the side does that mean scar still trusts grian with his back or he turned his back on him rejected him moved on or sometimes they wish they are by each other's sides again or are they allies or enemies this will be the death of m <- epic shower thoughts

#dddaily4sherin #grian #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #secret life #secret life smp #trafficblr #traffic smp #my art #Me when shower thoughts BDJSHWKW I THINK THIS IS THE MOST INSANE AND REACHING IVE GONE BY FAR💀💀💀💀💀 #Wish I could've executed this better tho ngl it looks kinda bland HELELPHSJAH #THIS HAPPENS EVERYTIME WHEN I HAVE AN ACTUAL IDEA INSTEAD OF JUST BULLSHITING GODDAMMIT #but lighting was still really fun HSAHAD LIGHTING GO BRRR #:D