#''you like burger king?''

[maxzemillian]

hello 💀

got the audio from another user in the kinitopet discord server (creditz to them! honeychips4090)

#kinitopet #kinitopet my beloved #kinito the axolotl #sam the sea anemone #kinito fanart #this is probably gonna be one of the worst kinito things ill ever draw #do you think kinito likes burger king tho

[twinvictim]

omFG I REMEMBER FEED 2005! or-- I remember reading about it in a movie magazine just when it came out, but I never watched it 😅

It is a movie i Rewatch periodically and own on DVD and its insane. I can't say I recommend watching it but it's a movie that., well it's just fucking unhinged. Watching it even now makes me feel like I'm high even when I'm not. My boyfriend found it by reading old Fangoria magazines and it's haunted us ever since

#ant emails #i hate saying its a favorite movie bc its gross and awful but its so fucking funny #''you like burger king?'' #the fetish... police? the fact that every shot is color corrected so much that theres one. color. for every scene. #the actual plot? i dont know man. its so bizzare

[starwikia]

so like are we done with the idea that james is a victim of the internet harassment mob or whatever you guys like to call it when in reality no one like forced him to be part of the public eye again. he had multiple times to disengage but he threw himself head first into the spotlight with some half assed apology where he used his dead mom, illiterate dad, and like 293 mental illnesses that he was in the right to do a widdle plagiarism but it’s not his fault! it’s everyone else’s fault for not being nice to him about it!!! how dare these people bring these issues to the public not thinking how james would feel about it! like ppl are forgetting there was notable period of time james went off air entirely. and every time he’s jumped back it’s always attempts to paint himself as the victim.

like be real for a second if anyone was weaponizing the internet harassment machine it was james somerton. he knew what he was doing when he posted that note. he knew the shit his victims would get for having the crime of (checks notes) voicing out their issues with him. he knew there’s people out there who are foaming at their mouths to use anything they can get their hands on as a “gotcha!” at hbomberguy (right wing people yes, but don’t act like it’s just them i’ve seen plenty of lefties trying to prove they’re superior to harry). they don’t give a shit about james, not really. he’s the dude who hbomb did a “hit piece” (yes that’s a term i’ve seen people use) and that’s what matters.

not to mention the writing that’s also very clearly targeting nick who’s basically cut ties with him at this point. james pushed all the burden on nick by saying it’s their fault, actually. he’s one of the co-writers and everything going to shit was nick’s fault when they had the audacity to move. james is faultless! with james still trying to monetize stolen content on the blatant lie that he’s doing this for nick’s sake as a portfolio. acting as if nick isn’t an sentient human being who could upload their own content, as if nick would even want to be associated with james at this point. this isn’t a teenager being harassed for an honest mistake, this is a 35-year old con artist who’s stolen hundreds of thousands and peddled the most vile shit as actual history but realized he was in deep shit and weaponizes very serious mental health issues as a “i’m just a poor little gay baby!! my alter ego did it!!!”

for the record if you’re among the people who tried to wash down james’ crimes as “he just did plagiarism!! it wasn’t that bad of a crime!” fuck you, man. i’m not kidding.

the fact i’ve witnessed people whitewash his acts of racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, antisemitism and misogyny (in fact i’m probably still missing a few things here), and say he’s being harassed by the internet just because he stole articles makes it so clear they have no fucking idea what they’re talking about. his shit isn’t fucking erased just bc he realized that he has to handle the consequences. he’s grasping at anything he can at this point to make sure that even if he’s not coming back, he’s sure as hell trying to take anyone he fucking can down with him.

he doesn’t get a second chance to be a content creator at this point. he doesn’t get to show himself to do better. he needs to fucking leave. and if he tries to publicly make himself the victim then he better know that he’s going to get public backlash.

if anything situation proves to me that he can never be trusted with a public platform ever again because he will immediately guilt people into feeling sorry for him.

#i’m going to be bitchy about this for the record #james somerton #hbomberguy #the funniest option is if james fakes his death like a fourth time and someone takes a pic of him in like a burger king or something. #updated i’m not 100% sure on nicks pronouns but i’m using they them just in case #update 2: the way i was proven fucking right immediately after posting this. you people are not real.

[alyakthedorklord]

In Danny Phantom and DC crossovers, Dan “all my family and friends died via burger sauce” Phantom should have the BIGGEST beef with Condiment King this has been a PSA

#dc x dp prompt #dan phantom #condiment king #you can make it angsty if CK gets his hands on Nasty Burger sauce #and suddenly starts doing damage #or it can be goofy like why tf is this unholy eldrich TANK scared of a ketchup gun #dpxdc #dcxdp

[charlotte-queen-owl]

Burger king 👑.

#listen #listen. LISTEN #my sister held me on gunpoint with her ideas once more #she said “hey you've been drawing alot of SIkuna stuff.” and i was like. “yeah (you forced my hand.)” #then she made me make this #so yeah #sikuna #SI!Mahito #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #mahito #ryoumen sukuna #shitpost #ryomen sukuna #si!mahito #burger king #jjk memes #OPs if you see this i apologize #she thought it would be funny #my art

[windienine]

still remembering that one scientific paper where a bunch of ornithologists tried to figure out the kind of deleterious effect eating a diet of mostly human-derived food scraps was having on city populations of crows and came away with "sigh... high sodium levels don't appear to have a strong impact on crow health... still, don't feed them if you can help it on principle"

#like it's true don't feed wildlife if you can help it #always asking for trouble #but it's so funny to imagine a bunch of tired looking scientists going #“yeah... we examined the bodies of crows that lived mostly off of burger king dumpsters and they're basically healthy... (beleaguered sigh)

[drawthething]

Is this thing still trending or am i late to the party?

I can't decide if i made the eight grader gang look more like high school teens or like college students pfffft

Sometimes inspiration is doing algebra jamming to alessia cara's seventeen and everything in the universe suddenly makes sense to you amirite?

#schoolwork be damned and doodle be doodled #are these the coolest designs for the burger kids out there? no #but eh they ain't too bad to post #leaving out j-ju's vest makes me feel like a criminal jeez #but i wanna get zeke a vest and j-ju to wear something else other than a vest what was i supposed to do??? #also i ain't changing anything about jj's hair. you can't change perfect! #bobs burgers #bobs burgers fanart #digital art #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #jimmy pesto jr #zeke bobs burgers #tammy larsen #jocelyn bobs burgers #i also sincerely refuse to draw tall zeke #short king forever

[birrdify]

'nito like;; finds that one notepad.txt or google doc that you always rant/vent in (before he was downloaded) about your family being.....half asses because you dont wanna like bother your friends n stuff so he like. Confronts you randomly "sorry for looking thru Your Personal Stuff friend but as your virtual assistant and best friend for life. do you need someone to Dump to?" then theres like 5 consecutive questions right after asking you if this happens often and he comes up with a Keyword that you can Always type down whenever you're being bothered by your parents and. Need comfort. then he'd never. like Fully understand..because he certaintly doesn't have a Biological family. he's programmed. an AI. and if he HAD data on families, they'd probably be like "oh Families take Care of you. Parents Love you" but then he Looks at his user and they're hurt. hurt because of people that Should love them. He wouldn't understand but He'd talk to you anyway. Distract you. he'd be the Family that won't hurt you

#like that one art i found he'd definitely pull up a bunch of windows with many things that Comfort you. for me it would be kinitopet #shitposts which would be funny for kinito to pull up. imagine bringing out memes of yourself to comfort a Loved one #“I dont Know why this makes you Crack up friend. It's me pulling up to a Burger King. A food establishment" yes i Know nito thats peak #entertainment!!!!!! also this post isnt a vent dont worgy. #birdsy rambles loudly #kinito my beloved #kinito the axolotl #kinitopet #SIIIGHS loudly i really need to draw right about now LET ME OUT OF THE ENCLOSURE I NEED TO ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GRGRGRGRGRG #headcanon

[third-king-of-salmonids]

HOLD ON A SECOND THIS IS JUST BURGERS WHERE ARE THE FIVE GUYS

#I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO EATING THOSE :< #MORE LIKE BURGERS AND *LIES* #WITTY AS ALWAYS JOE YOU GOT EM #splatoon #splatoon 3 #splatoon salmonid #king salmonid #salmon run #splatoon salmon run #splatoon megalodontia #splatoon 3 salmon run #salmonid

[gxlden-angels]

do you have any thoughts on the story of abraham and isaac? my parents talk about it and praise abraham for being willing to kill his son which..... scares me to say the least, and i'd love to hear your perspective as someone who seems more well-adjusted

Where I am now, it disgusts me more than anything. The interpretation of "I'm willing to sacrifice your life if I was told to" feels like the step before "I put you into this world and I can take you out of it." It's entitlement to a child, who is an independent individual, just because they are dependent on you for survival. I prefer the interpretation of understanding the actions you're taking and the reasons why (like how there's multiple religions that don't eat pork because it was so unsafe to eat at the time), especially if it's at someone else's expense.

Where I was in the thick of it all, it gave me morbid comfort that scares me now. I had fantasies of being a martyr for the church and the idea of being the next Isaac was just so appealing. Being a hand-selected sacrifice chosen by the Good Lord Himself? Sign me the fuck up, babey!

I think if I admitted that to my family, they'd be horrified.

It's another one of those stories or beliefs where I think the majority of christians just regurgitate what they've heard. It's a point of pride and devotion, but there's no personal reflection or cross-cultural awareness of it. Lean not unto your own understanding and whatnot. It's the potential that scares me the most, like the Quiverfull movement with the Duggars or Turpins. I'm sure there's stories now, but I can't remember them off the top of my head

(Also I will be telling my therapist someone on Tumblr called me "more well-adjusted" thank you anon)

#My therapist has called me 'surprisingly well-adjusted' before #He has since retracted that title and given it back multiple times #I don't know if you relate more to the 'Scared of my parents for praising that' or the 'Scared that I was okay with that' part #maybe both #either way the cycle ends here with you #No more bible quips and quotes that harm you and others. You find your own understanding and eventually it feels nice #It doesn't at first I will admit that. At first it feels like you're gonna go to Hell Right Here Right Now #But eventually you learn to trust yourself. It's a slow process. I've been in therapy for a good 6-7 years now #But one day you wake up and notice life feels more authentic. You feel like your values matter (and they actually do!) #And again it's slow. It's in bits and piece and back and forth. My worst habit is switching something from religious to moral #I highly recommend this type of therapy called ACT it's a CBT subtype #I'm usually not a fan of cbt so u know it helps if I recommend a subtype of it #CBT shit is so cheap I got a workbook from the library #this isnt relevant to the post but #my cat is trying to steal my burger king rn #it gets better (I have a cat) but progress isn't linear (eating burger king) #ex christian #religious trauma #anon tag

[darknanigans]

i imagine hes a metalhead

also DONT WORRY IM NOT GOING BACK TO BEING A HOMESTUCKIE AFTER THIS. TRUST 🙏

#eridan ampora #sollux captor #eridan is finnish you can't change my mind #fef too #erisol #i guess???? #h...... #ho........ #home GAGGGG #home.............. #homest 🤢 #homestuck #WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CRYING LIKE AN ABANDONED INFANT #humanstuck #digital art #my art #burger king table graffiti

[mepomepo]

Some prompts I was given on twitter eheh

I warmed up enough to those to actually want to put them here too

#submas #sketches #fanart #the jacket hole is sneasel sized #also i project once again onto emmet. so after liking touhou he also prefers burger king #you cant stop me #also if anybody has fun prompts dont hesitate to send me an ask. i might be slow tho lol

[earthwyrrm]

when your transition goals are "just some guy"

#i wish you could put 4 pictures in a horizontal row so it looked like they were all hanging out together #feel free to add more just some guys #mumbles #alcohol #big city greens #king of the hill #bob's burgers #smb

[jaydaydaima]

I love how hopeless romantic Shin is literally canon. I could literally talk about how much this adds to his character for HOURS......

"Big Amour", "lovey-dovey" and "I'm jealous!" get me every time, this guy watches mortals fall in love and wishes he'd have someone to be with as well :((❤

#typing this in a burger king like my life depends on it #You can't tell me he doesn't binge romance movies when he's alone... #yes I will ignore how 18 threatens him lol #this is about Shin being a sweet goof and nothing else #dragon ball #dragon ball super #supreme kai #shin #kaioshin

[whatwooshkai]

why does the singer in the new burger king commercial sound like he's being held at gunpoint

#watching youtube and it came up and I was like damn #you okay bro? #burger king #thoughts

[weepylucifer]

Honestly i still don't quite get how the Nine Houses as a society work, logistically, and thinking about it breaks my brain a little, because the only characters from the Nine Houses that we meet are either nobles, soldiers or clerics or some combination thereof. Are there necromancers who just have normal jobs? Are there any people at all who have normal jobs or is any work, at all, ever, done by skeletons and all the alive people are occupied with politicking, dying in the blood space war, being in a library or being in church

#posts by me #all labor being automated sounds ideal actually but then you remember the. everything else about the houses #john probably sees it as very strong evidence that he's doing things right tho #the locked tomb #tlt #a necromancer with a day job would be hilarious #hi i'm sapphia dodecarius and this is my cavalier who is my coworker at the goth thanergetic burger king #(burger emperor. burger necrolord prime. if you ask him nicely john will promote the Skull Whopper for you. streamer that he is) #no but fr DO the houses have a working class?? or just like people who aren't connected to the ruling families? #okay so the ninth have nuns; those have to come from somewhere. who were they before they joined the ninth? #the cohort has to be a huge number of people seeing as they are in a forever war. what do all the soldiers do when they're not soldiers? #also why don't they just send constructs to be soldiers like be SO fr #(or maybe they do do that and i just forgot. and they just also additionally send out living humans)